Alright homosexuals I’m buying a weighted vest and loading it up with 10kg of weight
I’m gonna walk my dog with this thing on and go for hikes
Time to burn some fat and strengthen my body and conditioning even more
Closing statement: have you taken the weighted vest pill?
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You are about to get shat all over
Frick off c**t
You get to eat more and nourish your muscles while burning more calories with the vest b***h ass kings and Viking warriors don’t starve themselves they fight frick and FEAST b***h ass I own u
That’s Jim wendler and he’d frick both of you up the butthole
You would not dare say anything to his face
>he’d frick both of you up the butthole
Makes sense, he looks like a closeted homosexual, just like the guy that started Black Rifle Coffee Company.
>You would not dare say anything to his face
Yeah, I'd call the cops instead and let them do the talking, I'm not someone to start fistfights as a grown man like some walmart hick.
Onion
hi jim
I’m sorry I insulted your boyfriend
Wendler is so crippled he can't even do barbell lifts anymore. That's the only reason why he uses the weighted vest
Another meme because fat people don't want to eat less
>bald with beard reddit combo
>backwards hat like he's still 15
>tattoos
>"morale patches"
Why do guns attract so many of these homosexuals?
It’s a did the chicken or egg come first type thing. One guy at work went from buying a Glock to full on having a punisher skull decal on the back of his truck with “FRICK AROUND AND FIND OUT” lettering around it. Genuinely baffling
Some shit is a lifestyle package. (Blue hair, septum ring, screeching) is one, (Harley Davidson, stringy haired blonde wife) is another. There's a million of these where you don't need to think too hard about your persona, you just npm-install the package and you're good to go. In the package there's built-in chicks who will be attracted to you, built-in friends with similar incomes and IQs etc. There's a lot to be said for it
the worst is when all of a sudden your dependencies conflict due to a shitty hastily committed "patch" update by some obscure dependency of a dependency of a dependency, and the whole lifestyle nukes itself into oblivion until (if) the dev patches his "patch"
Convenience, speed, efficiency... but at what cost?
That's why I only use stable packages and always check dependencies.
Gun culture is one of the gayest things. Just like Harley gays, they make it their whole identity. I own guns that I like to shoot occasionally, but most of them were left to me. They're basically just a tool for home defense, if ever needed.
Anything is stupid if you overdo it. Fitness is supposed about keeping yourself healthy like brushing your teeth, not an identity
At least fitness is an activity, guns and harleys are consumer based identities. Perfect examples of the libright "time to buy my identity" meme.
Jesus Christ this place is literally plebbit now
>OMG stop posting in my le epic secret place!
you should probably have a nice day
Lmao
I have a 20kg one, its nice for walks and walking up steps. Could do calf raises with it aswell
why not only walk longer or faster to burn more calories? those things are horrible if you have bad knees
They are good for strengthening knees and why would I walk faster or longer if I could burn more calories by doing less? Dumb butthole I’m being efficient and saving time Jesus Christ what a moron you are
Wear the vest and jump in a river as soon as possible
Unrelated but I now wonder do obese people have easier or harder time swimming?
>I now wonder do obese people have easier or harder time swimming?
They very good swimmers. I lowered my bodyfat a lot and I can't float in the water anymore. And I get cold after 10 minutes in the water.
obese people absolutely mog ottermodes in low intensity swimming, medium to high intensity and they run into the same problems as on land
used one at patrols along with the rest of the gear; good luck larping and being a fat frick
bitch, you're already fat, why do you need the vest?
Umm that’s cool and all but why does he have the Confederate flag on it? Maybe, just maybe, it wouldn’t hurt to consider that BIPOC have feelings too. I hope somebody stops him and educates him about the long history of that hate symbol and just how problematic it is.
this. so much this.
I'm listening. I'm learning.
>molle carrier in atacs au
>mayhem patch/morale patches
>dude bro hat with beard that he clearly oils
>moldy labia flag/poster behind left arm
Good lord what a gay
Oh frick it’s a 5.11 carrier what a faaaaaaaaaaag
yes i've taken the 10kg vest walking pill. i did 8 miles on saturday and sunday.