Well? Posted on April 25, 2023 by Anonymous Well IST? Do you qualify to donate sperm and pass on your genes to the next generation?
Nope lmao. I'd easily pass the psychological assessment anyway though.
Yes, now fuck off
that rules out everyone here then
>10,000 per donation
What’s the catch?
>What’s the catch?
There's no catch, the selective criteria is super strict that it almost only leaves men in the upper scalons of society, they won't come and donate some sperm if they don't get payed well
What's the website?
>the upper scalons of society
ESL here, did you mean echelons, or am I about to learn a new word?
Read a story from a sperm donor who gave the rundown once. You basically can't have a sex life for the whole period you're donating, or even a coomer life. A donor load needs to be a perfect, saved-up, high-sperm-count megaload and if they test it and it comes up short you don't get your money. You basically have to live like a nofap/nosex monk who saves all of his cum up for the lab for an extended period of time.
damn that's telling
You only don't have to cum for a week
For ten thousand dollars I could live without jacking off for 2 weeks. I already dont have a sex life
It only takes 3 days to rebuild a full load of you're healthy and have a proper diet.
Potential alimony. Yes, that's a thing.
No fucking way
Is not only those requirements, iirc they also screen your entire family tree, if there's too much cases of cancer, diabetes or hypertension you are discarted as well.
They also milked you for a lot of months and the pay isn't that good either, you can't coom or have sex in between donations.
Sperm banks are peak eugenics, tbh it's a good option to have kids, if you are a lonely rich Karen in her 30s
"1st" world euro country I'm in (top 5 richest or happiest or some bullshit) had multiple gynecologists use their own sperm on dozens of women, so you might end up with some unscrupulous doc's bastard child instead
>5'10 and above
Manlets don't deserve to breed
damnit i was so close.
>sperm donor baby
>diagnosed aspergers, only one on the spectrum on my mom's side
>found 3 sisters via DNA tests
>one is on the spectrum
>dad is a fucking lawyer
This is all wrong. Atheist here but the Catholic Church has it 100% right on sex and reproduction
how is sperm donations still a thing when any fat ugly woman can get a chad to pump and dump her from tinder?
do you realize how tiny minority are gay women who want to be pregnant?
> Age 20 - 35
They actually believe that pseudoscience drivel. Jesus.
I’m not giving my sperm to some ugly lesbians so my offspring can be traumatized for life.
Also >mentally unhealthy
Rules out most of society today
>Also >mentally unhealthy
>Rules out most of society today
Correct. That's why they're offering $10k to the tiny niche of people they still want genes from.
>Correct. That's why they're offering $10k to the tiny niche of people they still want genes from.
Good job everyone is honest and it won't be a bunch of reckless people with a Hitler complex that will propagate the world.
I thought social darwinism was supposed to be a bad thing? Guess its fine as long as you're a short male!
>Don't smoke, drink or do any drugs
Neat, guess I'm good to go
Being unable to donate semen due to height requirements can lead to feelings of anger and frustration. It can be challenging to come to terms with the fact that something beyond one's control is preventing them from making a positive contribution to society. It is natural to feel like one is being discriminated against unfairly.
However, it is important to remember that height requirements for semen donation are in place for a reason. They are based on research that suggests that taller men tend to have a higher sperm count, which is a crucial factor in the success of artificial insemination. While this may be disappointing for men who fall below the height requirement, it is essential to prioritize the health and well-being of the potential mother and child.
Furthermore, it is crucial to recognize that height is just one factor that is considered during the screening process for semen donors. Donors are also assessed based on their medical history, genetic background, and lifestyle choices, among other things. Each requirement is in place to ensure the safety and well-being of the potential mother and child.
It is understandable to feel angry and frustrated when faced with obstacles beyond one's control. Still, it is essential to recognize that in this case, height requirements are in place to ensure the safety and well-being of the mother and child. It may be helpful to talk to a medical professional or a counselor to explore one's feelings and find healthy ways to cope with the disappointment.
In conclusion, while it may be frustrating to be unable to donate semen due to height requirements, it is crucial to prioritize the health and well-being of the potential mother and child. It is essential to recognize that height is just one of the factors considered during the screening process, and it may be helpful to speak with a medical professional or counselor to manage any emotions that arise from this situation.
I'm feeling mad and frustrated
I wanted to donate my semen
But they rejected me at the clinic
Said I'm too short for their screening
They said they only want tall donors
With a height of at least five ten
They don't care about my other qualities
Like my intelligence or my strength
They're discriminating against me
Based on something I can't control
They're denying me the chance to help
Someone who needs a child to hold
I think it's unfair and unjust
They should accept me for who I am
I have a lot to offer as a donor
But they don't give a damn
So I'm rapping out my anger
Hoping someone will hear my voice
And change this stupid policy
That makes me feel like I have no choice
>meet all of these
>google one near me
>also says "Must be currently attending a four-year university, or, already hold a bachelors or advanced degree"
wtf bros i want my coom money but i didnt go to a uni
Meet all of that, the ones near me don't really offer money
>Anyone who frequents here
Why are you doing this, OP?