If I remember correctly its a Thai movie from like 10 years ago. Its like a fever dream trying to remember it I think theres an alligator in the pool too
>theres an alligator in the pool too
Break off a leg of the couch, use it to kill and gut the alligator. Using the alligator's entrails as a rope, tie the broken couch leg on one end as a weight, so you can throw it and catch it around the pole in the backround. Climb out.
>theres an alligator in the pool too
Break off a leg of the couch, use it to kill and gut the alligator. Using the alligator's entrails as a rope, tie the broken couch leg on one end as a weight, so you can throw it and catch it around the pole in the backround. Climb out.
That’s isn’t how to kill an alligator. They have a quarter sized spot in the back of their head that typically can only be penetrated with a bullet.
Do this instead >Rip fabric from couch, get as big a piece as you can, preferably get multiple “sheets” of fabric but one will suffice >roll it into a rope >scrunch it up place in your teeth to hold >sneak up from behind, jump on gator and pin it’s mouth closed (they have strong bite force but can’t really open their mouths with any force) >while holding jaw with one hand, take your makeshift fabric rope and tie it, tightly around its mouth >if you got multiple, tie a second or third on one, then use a sheet of couch fabric to make a “hood” to cover its eyes >now you have the ability to kill it using a couch leg, let it bleed out, drink blood and eat meat, make necklace out of its teeth, coat shoes wallet and belt with its skin >climb out of the pool via pic related with running start, maybe use nails from couch to make the wall rough and have more grip than pool tile
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That’s isn’t how to kill an alligator. They have a quarter sized spot in the back of their head that typically can only be penetrated with a bullet.
Do this instead >Rip fabric from couch, get as big a piece as you can, preferably get multiple “sheets” of fabric but one will suffice >roll it into a rope >scrunch it up place in your teeth to hold >sneak up from behind, jump on gator and pin it’s mouth closed (they have strong bite force but can’t really open their mouths with any force) >while holding jaw with one hand, take your makeshift fabric rope and tie it, tightly around its mouth >if you got multiple, tie a second or third on one, then use a sheet of couch fabric to make a “hood” to cover its eyes >now you have the ability to kill it using a couch leg, let it bleed out, drink blood and eat meat, make necklace out of its teeth, coat shoes wallet and belt with its skin >climb out of the pool via pic related with running start, maybe use nails from couch to make the wall rough and have more grip than pool tile
https://i.imgur.com/bOeZxMM.jpg
Yeah wall run + being light + 1 pull-up should be enough
How the frick has no one else mentioned turn the couch so the long edge is facing the wall, and climb it like a ladder, then just grab the wall, jump if need be, and lift yourself out.
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depends how dry those inlet/outlet pipes are, and how tall the guy is
>place couch in corner >tippy toe jump, ram both hands in pipe thingie >walk legs up opposite wall until one is on the edge bit >shift grip to palm down with one hand >awkward lever-yrself-up to get one hand on the top lip
it'd be quite tricky and i haven't been climbing in awhile, but i can still do pull ups so i think i could
Parkour
Why not use the corner to get some sort of leverage going between two walls?
What is this? The latest Netflix slop?
If I remember correctly its a Thai movie from like 10 years ago. Its like a fever dream trying to remember it I think theres an alligator in the pool too
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>theres an alligator in the pool too
Break off a leg of the couch, use it to kill and gut the alligator. Using the alligator's entrails as a rope, tie the broken couch leg on one end as a weight, so you can throw it and catch it around the pole in the backround. Climb out.
You're not killing and gutting an alligator with a couch leg lol
Yeah true, I'd probably just use my bare hands. Would be less akward
Does the pool slowly fill with water so the gator gets more enticed to swim over due to the splashing?
That’s isn’t how to kill an alligator. They have a quarter sized spot in the back of their head that typically can only be penetrated with a bullet.
Do this instead
>Rip fabric from couch, get as big a piece as you can, preferably get multiple “sheets” of fabric but one will suffice
>roll it into a rope
>scrunch it up place in your teeth to hold
>sneak up from behind, jump on gator and pin it’s mouth closed (they have strong bite force but can’t really open their mouths with any force)
>while holding jaw with one hand, take your makeshift fabric rope and tie it, tightly around its mouth
>if you got multiple, tie a second or third on one, then use a sheet of couch fabric to make a “hood” to cover its eyes
>now you have the ability to kill it using a couch leg, let it bleed out, drink blood and eat meat, make necklace out of its teeth, coat shoes wallet and belt with its skin
>climb out of the pool via pic related with running start, maybe use nails from couch to make the wall rough and have more grip than pool tile
>asian movie
>it's torture porn
clockwork.
Yeah wall run + being light + 1 pull-up should be enough
I would turn 360 degrees and walk out the front door.
But if you turn 360 degrees then you're facing the same direction, moron
based moron
based newbie
Not necessarily. He didn't say what axis to turn on. You could wind up upside down.
just wait til it rains and float to the top
Use a leg from the sofa to dislodge the tiles of the wall and then use it to dig handholds. ez
Looks comfy in there I’d just lay on the red couch and stay
Need to do some kind of frontflip.
Guy looks short and even he is almost able to reach the ledge, just need to jump to reach it and pull yourself up doesn't seem hard from there
Run up the wall and backflip out.
I do a backflip every single day of my life
just admit that youre white trash
Look how low I can go in these shorts
>not have a 30 foot vertical
itt jumplets
I would wait for the earth to rotate on its axis enough so that I could simply walk flat on the wall and free myself.
How the frick has no one else mentioned turn the couch so the long edge is facing the wall, and climb it like a ladder, then just grab the wall, jump if need be, and lift yourself out.
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Bot can't into inclines
Also Black person.
Remove back from couch, use two sections to make ladder and prop against corner. Climb out, piss into pool to fill it up, jump in and swim 20 laps.
Yeah, just stand on that guys shoulders and pull yourself up.
Do your pull-ups and don't be fat, kiddos.
depends how dry those inlet/outlet pipes are, and how tall the guy is
>place couch in corner
>tippy toe jump, ram both hands in pipe thingie
>walk legs up opposite wall until one is on the edge bit
>shift grip to palm down with one hand
>awkward lever-yrself-up to get one hand on the top lip
it'd be quite tricky and i haven't been climbing in awhile, but i can still do pull ups so i think i could
I’m not 100% sure but I believe those are lights with a glass covering.
>Sit on couch
>reach underneath the cushion, lift up
>lift myself to the top
it's really that easy