well fitbros i finally took the baldpill. is it over? should i be /blackpilled and /doomerpilled/ or /whitepilled/ and /frickitwhocarespilled/?
29 yo btw
well fitbros i finally took the baldpill. is it over?
well fitbros i finally took the baldpill. is it over? should i be /blackpilled and /doomerpilled/ or /whitepilled/ and /frickitwhocarespilled/?
29 yo btw
Take that gross fricking shit out of your ear, first of all.
kek he’s already stretched beyond closing
I stretched him beyond closing last night
I'm sure surgeons could sew it back up in 15 minutes tops.
Bit late for that m8. The earlobes already stretched. Never going back to normal
Save up money to get hairplugs in Turkey, it's like $5,000 I'd pay that for hair.
You look good for your late 40s
Thanks bro but I clearly already stated I'm 29yo
Your bald head says you're 40s
You're officially an older guy now, you can still frick young girls, but you'll need to have a personality, career and hobbies that match your age, since you will be held at a higher standard than previously. Think of it as a new beginning.
I’m bald at 38 and fricking a different 18 year old every week!
hookers don't count, gramps
You gays have it so easy. I'm secretly jelly
Yeah man i'm 53 and i frick a different 7 year old every day.
>you'll need to have a personality, career and hobbies
I'd rather just have hair
looks like you can pull it off at least
Do the /frickitwhocares/ route. I'm 32 and been shaving my head since 27. I get more women now than when I had a shitty head of hair
You should consider yourself lucky. You have a good head shape and good skin tone. Also looks like you have good beard genes and while some anons hate the stretched ears, they will help "balance" your head by drawing people's eyes downwards from the top of your head
Don't fall for hair plugs or transplants. You cannot outrun your genetics forever, so just embrace it and be the best you can be, king
>I get more women now than when I had a shitty head of hair
When I had hair I was a virgin. The sex happened when I was bald. Therefore I get more women now than when I head hair, haha!
Haha! I'm 29 and still have all of my hair, you bald homosexual!
P.S. Nobody cares that you're bald, frick you idiot
you don't have a gay alien skull so you're probably gonna be just fine
I'm going to rape your eardicky and bust all over the chrome dome
Sam?
>ear gauges in 2013 + 10 years
>ear gauges at 29
>bald
>probably a manlet
checks out.
hair is ignorance grass
tribal plugs are super gay
you're very fricking gay
you'll be popular in bath houses, on your knees, a bunch of gay homosexuals will rub their diseased schlongs across your scalp, waiting their turn to get sucked off next
Y'all don't have occipital buns? I'm 98% more Neanderthall than most humans
i’m bout to go Neanderthal on your occipital buns
ohhhh so thats what it is.
We have this common way of telling our people apart in albania and its to look at the back of their head, we are PrehistoricHunterGathererMAXXED
Pretty cool stuff.
This, the time it takes to clean shave your entire dome every day or every second day is at least an hour. You HAVE to shave at that frequency if you don't want to have that half a head stubble look. And your place of shaving will be permainfested with hair
I hate having this thing, I can never cut my hair short
>back hair is perfectly cut to the point of looking stupid
>face is full of unkempt pubes
Why
It's the Drake look, dumb prostitutes dig it.
Every time I see some homosexual with gauges I want to stick my hand in and pull. Same with facial israeliteelry.
This guy from my work tattooed his neck, stretched his ears massively, and split his tongue. Said b***hes on tinder liked it. I don't get making yourself a Freakshow for women. Who are these women?
>Who are these women?
prostitutes.
so why arent they fricking you chud manlet? prostitutes for everyone but YOU
it’s a specific subset of women that you attract when that’s your style while repelling the rest
>ear gauges with no long hair
You fricked up
When I was a kid no one has those ear rings. I never seen those irl. But I saw them on western shows so I knew about them. And I wish some of my classmates had those, just so I could buy a THICK ASS HEAVY LOCK like pic, open it, throw the key away (so that even I can't find it) and lock it in his/her ear. I thought it'd be the funniest thing in the world. Like, I literally fantasized about it. The lock must be as thick as possible and so heavy he/she would have to carry it with two hands.
I was a teenager when people started doing this to their ears, and it was a common prank to put padlocks on their ears, usually small lightweight ones. It was all fun and games until the heavy padlocks were used and would rip through their lobes.
who cares homie
Get a hairline tattoo + antishine stuff
>homosexual ear dilation
Absolutely NGMI
Based ugly maxxer, you should rub oil into your skin and light it on fire next
Do not listen to the haters, OP. Shaving your head is one of the best things ever.
>saves money
>saves time
>most masculine "hair" style
>accents facial features (AKA, forces you to maintain your jawline or you look like shit)
>not all chicks dig a bald man; it is true. But a majority of chicks literally do not care. like weightlifting, most chicks do not care and it is only insecure homosexuals that care.
keep it up homie.
In full transparency, I was literally shaving my head bald for almost a decade and am now over a year into growing my hair out so I have literally been in both extremes.
You got this, bro!
>saves money
lie
>saves time
lie
stop it
t. baldy
Why the frick would you do that to your ear?
OP do you have a gf? If not it's because your personality is shit, not because your lack of hair.
I just realized, its been a while since ive seen people walking around with those moronic things. They used to be more common when i was a teenager.
Im glad people realized that mutilating your ears beyond repairing is not a good choice. I also had a piercing near the mouth which healed completely after not using it for a few months. I'm glad i was THAT type of moron and not the other type.
Yeah nowadays they kuat cover themselves with shit unremovable tattoos, much smarter
Based, bald and beard adds +100 strength AND intimidation factor to minorities but -50 intelligence when around whites. Worth the trade off tbh.