Well lads there's this new girl at the gym who basically owes me sex for being newer than me.
How do I expose my train of thought to her without sounding like a complete rapist and potentially getting kicked out of the gym?
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Tell her you like her shoes and go from there.
It works though you dumb Black person.
A bit gay ngl
I recall complimenting a girl on her new hairstyle in high school once,I was genuinely pleased by how it fit with the shape of her head so I just felt like pointing it out,had 15 minute sex with her 3 weeks later during a 2 day school camp.
Post sexual intercourse or didn't happen
give me a time machine and you'll get all the proof you need.
is that cobson
hwabag
Drop hints about how you're a lonely virgin who's never seen a naked woman in real life, and she'll play right into your hands
show her mike mentzer edits on your phone
is a good one
Have you tried raping her?
My bad, brother, I didn't read your post clearly the first time. Sorry, I've got nothing.
Follow her into the locker room and say, "MILK DRINKING BLOODY b***h BASTERD U OWE ME SEX b***h prostitute I AM INFIAN MAN I FOOKING KILL YOU IF NO SPREAD LEEGS SHOW VAGENE NOW b***h prostitute BASTERD"
Hi there.
I like your feet.
You wanna earn $50?
Cobson will never be coa- AAAAAACCCCKKKKK