Well, which is it?

Well, which is it?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Purest Man on All Continents

    For me, the 3pl8 Squat

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >1PL OHP
      🙁
      >2PL bench
      🙂
      >3PL squat
      🙁
      >4PL Bench
      🙁
      Im sorry, IST
      I DYEL'd you

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gfs
        Lost count

        Romances: 1

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        IST here, it's okay I forgive you

  2. 3 months ago
    I ignore women

    1/2/3/4 is outdated, it’s 2/4/6/8 nowadays

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's actually 8/6/4/2

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    how is gf harder? you can just get a random landwhale and call it a day.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the equivalent of doing sumo and claiming you got a 4pl8 diddly

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        pretty funny anon, I laughed a bit 🙂

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    In order I got:

    >1 gf
    >1pl8 ohp
    >3pl8 squat
    >4pl8 dead
    >2pl8 Bench
    I slacked a lot on bench and dead.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >4pl8 deadlift for reps
      >first real gf
      >5+ years of no lifting at all
      >2pl8 bench for reps
      >1pl8 OHP for reps (didn't train for it, came free after speed running bench)
      >3pl8 squat for a shitty single (frick this lift)

      when I lost my virginity (not first gf) I was a 140lbs dyel, if you're lifting for girls you are moronic

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Long arms?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same actually
        [...]
        I suspect the same, my arms are quite long

        Yup, long arms.

        That's a myth, long arms usually means wide shoulders and high test. You'll probably breeze through weight once you're going heavier.

        It's always people built like a fridge with short arms and narrow shoulders who don't have high bench potential.

        Not sure about high test but I definitely have wide shoulders.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same actually

      Long arms?

      I suspect the same, my arms are quite long

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's a myth, long arms usually means wide shoulders and high test. You'll probably breeze through weight once you're going heavier.

        It's always people built like a fridge with short arms and narrow shoulders who don't have high bench potential.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Long arms => longer distance to press up the weight => more work/energy expended. Ask me how I know you're a physicslet.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >long arms and wide clavicles relative to my height (+3" monkey index)
          >good bench
          >obviously good deadlift
          >almost advanced tier weighted pull-up
          >shit OHP
          make sense of this

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          2 different build types with the same muscle mass:
          >barrel chested manlets only have to move the bar 3 inches to reach full ROM
          >lanky string beans have to move the bar 2 feet to touch their chest

          It's really not a myth

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    In my past 12 years of working out, I've had 14 sexual partners and 2 longterm gf's. I have never done the 1/2/3/4 though.

    • 3 months ago
      Purest Man on All Continents

      12 fricking years and no basic strength standard
      I've bad news: u have to kys
      Wow man
      Useless wow

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You write like an Indian, opinion discarded.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          U r so dumb

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I've had 14 sexual partners
      prostitute

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        that’s like one a year. honestly wholesome if it wasn’t involuntary breaks

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is what happens when you don't do SS. You stay weak but get a gf. It's the eternal dilemma

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Depends on which sports you played in HS. 3pl8 squat was easy for me. I still can’t get 1pl8 OHP. I only do 2pl8 bench with a spotter

    I’m doing 3x8s of these though. I could probably do it if I did a 1rep max

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    From hardest to easiest
    >3 pl8 squat
    >4 pl8 dl
    >1 gf
    >1 pl8 OHP
    >2 pl8 bench
    If 1 gf is meant a girl to spend your life with, then obviously that

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      getting a gf is the easiest if you think anything else you are an autistic incel

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    squat, easiest were bench and ohp

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it for 1 rep or do you guys train with these weights?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      When people mention hitting 1/2/3/4, especially in shorter timeframes they are referring to 1 rep maxes, but doing it for reps is possible and should be your next goal after hitting all 4 once
      Don't listen to the trolls

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it has always meant 3 sets of 5 reps for me but I was mindwarpped by SS and IST at a young age

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          you mean 5 sets of 5 you DYEL

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Working weight or at the very least 4-5 reps.
      If it's your true 1RM (life flashes before your eyes as you line them up with the bar and prepare to unrack, absolute form breakdown, more grunting than a Turkish sauna, adrenaline dump+post-lift T boost high makes you want to start a race war, etc.) you obviously speedran that shit like an autist. You reaching brah.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you fricked the shit out of her would she get moth dust everywhere? Because gross

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's true, I speed ran the bench. I simply couldn't accept existing as a sub2pl8 benching mongrel. The rep itself when the day came was decent, form didn't break down just a slight grind at the transition point between chest and tri's.
        OHP was whatever, came for free after speed running the bench I didn't even do the lift.
        Everything else I did for reps, I'm not comfortable doing true maxes on squats and deadlifts.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >slight grind
          You had 2 normal reps in the tank+1 psycho rep only achievable when Rammstein's Mutter is being blasted at full volume and you're thinking of your mom's cancer (true story).

          Welcome to the club.

          If you fricked the shit out of her would she get moth dust everywhere? Because gross

          This is why the Romans invented baths.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      1 clean rep so realistically like a 3rm

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you can get a nice clean rep with those weights you’re probably doing like 95% of your 1rm so that would be around a 3rm. If that still does Make sense I invite you to learn more about fitness

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            So you're saying that your form is supposed to break down on your 1rm attempt? Clean reps aren't expected when doing a PR?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Dude a win is a win. You get the lift you get the lift. Think about it. Youre doing 100% of your bodies capacity. Not on thing in the universe does its maximum without smoking a little

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Preferably you dump it before it turns into a moronic crooked grind for 10 seconds. Or you don't, depends on how much you want it. A true 1RM is never going to look textbook pretty, you can train to get it "passable" but that doesn't involve technical repetition at easy weights.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My order:
    1 plate ohp (EXTREMELY easy)
    2 plate bench
    3 plate squat
    1 gf
    (soon) 3 plate bench
    still no 4 plate deadlift lol

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me its bench. Gd hate pressing

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got a 1pl8 ohp before anything else, is this a bad thing?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, ohp is hard to progress on but it's also the lowest weight of the 4, I got ohp first too

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly I could 1rm 2pl8s I'm just not trying to snap my shoulders shit has not exactly been bussin for my rotator cuffs.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hey what you should do is some shoulder rehab shit that'll get you straight homie.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's also the easiest to cheat. You can easily squeeze an extra 20 lbs by leaning back a bit and recruiting your chest. Naturally bad posture (kyphotic/rounded back IIRC) also achieves the same thing.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I achieved 1/2/3/4 in the following order: OHP, Deadlift, Squat, Bench.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always find getting the OHP or squat first very sus, as in you're doing a god awful folded over squat shy of depth, or a OHP that is actually a push press or some olympic standing bench press variation.
    You can fraud bench too, but everybody does bench so awareness of what is considered a standard good rep is higher. Frauding a deadlift is impossible, you can lift like an butthole but it doesn't benefit you in any way. Unless you pull sumo, which is something you should preface.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing sus about it
      I notice that everyone has 1 or 2 lifts they're just better at, for whatever reas9n, whether body mechanics, psychology, whatever
      For me ohp was ridiculously easy to reach and haven't gotten the others yet but I'm not far on dead and bench
      Definitely not push pressing and not a wild lean back. It just came easier for some reason

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody cares about OHP because its neither impressive nor a particular valuable lift to have in your training. Anyone that benches regularly can hit a 60kg OHP, its not impressive in the slightest unless you are a woman. Which makes your entire argument moot because only the weaklings on IST even call it 1/2/3/4, everyone only uses 2/3/4 as a strength standard

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm just calling bullshit on the people claiming to OHP 1.5pl8 when they can't bench 2pl8. Even with the shittiest bar path and no setup you should be able to brute force 2pl8 for a single even if you never trained chest in your entire life, your chest only needs to pick up +20kg and your triceps is in a better mechanical position with a much shorter and more stable kinetic chain. It just doesn't make sense in any other context than the OHP being a push press.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean I agree with you that people on here inflate the shit out of their OHP numbers. If you bench 80 or even 100kg OHP you probably have a decent bench.
          I was focused more on the part that I don't find a 60kg OHP ohp particularly hard to do when I was a beginner benching 90kg I could still get a 60kg, and a 1.5 ratio also seems to be quite normal.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >155lbs OHP
    >2pl8 bench
    >260lbs squat
    >fricked up my back so I don’t deadlift
    >had my first gf and lost my virginity at 26

    I’ll be 30 this year and too autistic to date. Been a certified fat frick for the last 15 years but finally taking care of myself and down 50 pounds so far.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I squat 4pl8, OHP a plate and change, dead a little under 4pl8 and under 2pl8 bench. You might not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      stop quarter squatting

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have 0/0/0/0 and three girlfriends, and I'm loyal to all of them.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do you people do legs more than once maybe twice a week without it tiring you out too much?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I only do legs once on Sunday morning and I feel that shit until Friday. If you’re actually doing a good job hitting big muscles once a week is plenty. Small muscles need more frequency I’ve found.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2/3/4/5
    haven’t had sex in almost 6 years

  20. 3 months ago
    Giddy

    Getting a girlfriend is easy the issue all you gayots have is getting the girl that you want

    • 3 months ago
      I ignore women

      why tf do people say this shit like it’s astute? no duh homie. I don’t want a hamplanet b***h that does nothing all day but soak up air and food.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hardest one on here for me personally was 2 plate bench. I now bench 3.5 plates for 1rm.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      May I ask what your program is for improving your bench? Do you follow a 5x5 flat bench workout with progress overload?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hardest one on here for me personally was 2 plate bench. I now bench 3.5 plates for 1rm.

        Would also like to know. Currently stalling at 175 for 4x6

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        Would also like to know. Currently stalling at 175 for 4x6

        I know it's going to sound boring, but honestly just eat more food and keep practicing your bench. Right now I do 3x3 until I can hit it two workout sessions in a row. Then I add 10 lbs and do 3x1, increasing that to 3x1,1,2, 3x1,2,2 and so on until I can hit 3x3. I also bench lighter weight (for me 2.5 plates) for 3x8 on a lighter weight day. Remember, 3.5 is a 1RM for me.
        If you're under 2 plates I'd recommend following any linear progression program. Strong Lifts, Phraks, Starting Strength. You'll get there eventually. The most important things are to eat, rest, and continually keep adding weight. It's not a race.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Interesting. Ive been thinking about dropping reps and increasing weight and then seeing if I keep progressing that way up to a 1rm test. I want to get it before cutting season which is coming up quickly

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Impressive, very nice

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    3pl8 squat
    GF
    1 pl8 OHP
    2pl8 Bench
    I never quite managed to get to 4pl8 diddly before I popped a disc. Never gonna happen now that I've sworn of deadlifting

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    2pl8 bench for me. I got everything else, even the gf. Feels bad man.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If only you virgins knew how mediocre and uninteresting most women are, you'd stick to lifting.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 gf is the only one achieved so far but I will reach 1234 this year

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it was
    >OHP
    >Bench
    >Squat
    >Deadlift

    I had a gf but this was right after high school and we dated for like a month and didn't do anything sexual so I don't count it. But actively getting someone to date you isn't hard, especially if you aren't ugly and somewhat funny/interesting

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    for me it was:
    1. ohp
    2. dl
    3. bench
    4. squat
    5.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    my numbers as of 01/02/2024 are the followings
    0.25 ohp
    1 bench
    1.25 squat
    2 DL
    1 gf had

    how do I improve them?

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lifting since september
    >1 plate OHP for reps
    >2 plate bench as a 1rpm
    >110 Kilo Squat (2 reps, form not to good)
    >130 kg DL for 4 reps

    Must work on my squat, but my balance is pretty bad and I am hesitant to increase the weight

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lifting since jan 1st. 5'9" 170lbs. 1 gf was the easiest since I'm already married. For my 1RMs:
    >115lb OHP
    >170lb bench
    >275lb squat
    >365lb dead

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not buying this one my man. You obviously have some muscle at the same weight as me but several inches shorter, but after one month? No prior lifting experience?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Idk man I'm 28 and lifted infrequently and inconsistently since high school and been a very regular climber for the last 7 years. But only recently started actually lifting. Been going 4 times a week. My last working sets (3x5) were 155bench, 100ohp, 295dead, and 235 squat.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh if you are a climber with years of experience and with those working sets I 100 percent believe it. I wasn't thinking it is 1rm or 3rm or something else but those were working numbers after a month

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lol I still feel weak as frick. I'm working to hit 1/2/3/4 for 3x3 by the end of the year. WAGMI bros.

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like the hardest to achieve is the one you dislike doing the most.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I enjoy benching but i suck at it
      I hate squatting but it's one of my strongest
      I like deadlifting but I've plateaued at 395
      The only one that might be true is OHP. Don't really enjoy it and I'm also relatively weak at it

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Deadlift is my hardest lift followed by bench followed by Overhead Press followed by Squat.

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's bench press

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    225lb OHP
    365lb bench
    225lb squat due to bad knees 🙁
    355lb diddly
    2gf
    R8 my inbalance

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't squat properly because I lack mobility. I only do good mornings. Everything else is ez.

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Both my ohp and squat are 1pl8
    I'm... Not going to make it, am I?
    >Inb4 post body
    Imagine the fat ugly bastard hentai character and Brad from Lisa: the Painful had a baby then pissed on it.

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My life has already been decided for me based on height and face. I'm a manlet with an unremarkable face, I have always been disregarded and ignored by everyone around me. I've never truly had a single conversation with anyone, nobody listens to me or takes me seriously, I say a funny joke once in a blue moon and then people just talk at me for the rest of the time. I have never really been approached by women or people looking to be friends, I've never had a woman show interest in me, I've never had sex or been in a relationship, my only friend group got bored of my unfunny shift and abandoned me. I could die now and it would cause more happiness than anything. No amount of lifting will make up for being an average manlet in current year, everyone is repulsed by me. I'm completely outcast from life and I will die alone. Manlets never win no matter what you do

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wow I'm so sorry for you anon, I'm literally crying right now life is so unfair right?? Well I guess there's nothing you can do about it, might as well stay in bed all day and post about how hard life is on the interwebs

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I guess so

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wife makes 120k a year and I’m a stay at home dad
    >1/0/3/3.25
    I don’t bench.

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm at 175 pound OHP, 265 pound bench, 395 pound squat, and I still can't deadlift 4 pl8 (not fore reps anyway, could probably do it for one if I tested 1rm) so that one

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you are me

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Meanwhile I hit a 4 pl8 deadlift with a 120 OHP. Suffering.

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    2 plate bench is piss easy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      everything about weightlifting is "easy" if you are a manlet

      except reaching the pull up bar

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i could probably do 1pl8 OHP and 3pl8 squat for 1 rep max if i tried

    bench is middle ground

    and my DL is worse than my squat since i don't do DL

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    squat for me. it's the only one I haven't got yet.

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