WELLP there goes my diet. How the hell am I supposed to lose weight when shit like this exists?

WELLP there goes my diet. How the hell am I supposed to lose weight when shit like this exists?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    idc pink frosted sprinkle is goated

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    by not eating it lardtard
    >this post is extremely low effort

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fool! THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you can have one and still lose weight, how do you eat all that? I get sick just thinking about it, you fricking child.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I usually eat half a dozen. Not in one sitting though, I spread them out throughout the day. It doesn’t help that there’s a Krispy Kreme literally across the street from me. I go at least once every 1-2 weeks

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        why the frick would you buy a box of donuts that you know you’re too weak not to eat. it would be incredibly easy to walk in and buy a single donut, but you continuously choose to be a moron.

        DON’T BUY SHIT YOU DON’T PLAN TO EAT.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you have a sweet tooth just buy a lot of fruit and snack on that

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      IDK, I think OP should just frick off with their donuts and die in obscure obesity.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Show me someone who eats Hershey's and I'll show you a disgusting pig
    -Sam Hyde

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sam describing himself out here

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    just dont eat it? just smell it if you HAVE to. most of eating is smell anyway.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >don’t frick it, just SMELL it
      Worst advice m8. The second that whiff enters your brain your dopamine is going to shoot up 300x in anticipation of the reward and you will be even less inhibited. When I shove my face deep into my girlfriend’s crotch later I won’t be able to control the impending rough pounding I will give her.

      The best strategy is to stay away from the physical stimulus and learn that it’s okay to feel the urge to go to Krispy Kreme but just because you feel it doesn’t mean you have to

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i more meant for situations like when other people bring this poison around OP. other people are obsessed with making the people around them indulge

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it’s okay to feel the urge to go to Krispy Kreme but just because you feel it doesn’t mean you have to
        RESPONSIBILITY'S COOL BUT THERES MORE THINGS IN LIFE

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      smelling, seeing or imagining food stimulates hormones to prepare stomach to eat, just so you know

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        thanks. yeah OP just dont eat it then duh

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hershey's vomit chocolate
    lmaoing @ americans

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah the vomit chocolate is one thing, but also that fake plasticky "chocolate" spread they put on their donuts is a different kind of gross
      I get that yucky chemical taste in my mouth just looking at the pic

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah the vomit chocolate is one thing, but also that fake plasticky "chocolate" spread they put on their donuts is a different kind of gross
      I get that yucky chemical taste in my mouth just looking at the pic

      >tfw you drink vomit milk
      >tfw you eat vomit cheese
      >tfw you put vomit spread on your bread

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        difference is, unlike those other things hersheys actually does taste like literal vomit

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        nearly every food contains some amount of sugar and salt too
        doesn't mean every food is sweet or salty

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    honestly doesn't even look that good

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ooh is that a yummy tasty treat? Don’t mind if I do :^)

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i dont know how you guys eat sweet shit like this anymore. i swear as soon as i turned 30 i cant even have sugar in my coffee anymore

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      why would you put sugar in coffee?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        becsuse when i was 21 it tasted good

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          idk I like sweet things like chocolate and candy but sugar in coffee is just gross

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            i can't really eat anything sweet anymore, except lemon meringue pie, that's my weakness

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              you mean you lost the appetite for it, or some acid reflux thing or something?
              t. also 30+

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                think it might be an appetite thing, bought lollies the other day and after a couple handfulls just couldn't stomach it. sucks getting old

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                idk I think you getting old might just be coincidental

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          idk man my mom only drinks coffee with milk no sugar and I started getting it the same way when I first started drinking coffee regularly. No one needs all that extra sugar.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    don't buy it
    >this confuses and angers the american

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    OMAD is the answer. I'm telling you, if you stick with it and you exercise daily, you can eat goysloppa every day for the rest of your life and be fine.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this a good omad meal? Hits all the macros

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Whatever floats your boat, dude. I spent like a month eating nothing but haagen dazs, milk, and cookies, but I fasted and exercised every single day. I even lost weight.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hershey's

    I could maybe see your point if it was fresh baked donuts covered in good quality chocolate but they are mass produced factory donuts covered in shitty plastic "chocolate" with like 7% actual cocoa.

    You absolute sloptard

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is the kinda shit where if you know you have a killer sweet tooth - you kinda have to be ice cold about it. Having one never works for me - but if I go cold - I can usually go 3-4 weeks at a time before some birthday party or whatever catches me slacking

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      > This
      I went a good month with no sweets but got greedy with a birthday cake crown frosting - I ate so much they specifically asked me if I wanted to take home the leftover cake. I said yes,.and came home with basically a 1/4 sheet cake. Which could easily feed 30. I was done in 2 days.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I regularly go longer than a month with no "sweets" without trying or even realizing it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. I never eat stuff like this at home, but every time I go somewhere and there's a box of anything sweet just laying around I gorge myself on it like a fat pig.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i bought some 'healthy' vegan donuts cause i got a terrible sweet crave and they suck so hard i think i'll continue without sweets for a while longer

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Old fashioned is the only good donut and maybe maybe croissant donut if done right. Everything else is a meme.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly bro just get into fasting and juicing and eating your green vegetables. You do that shit for just 1 week and the weight is going to literally evaporate off of you.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lol @ these slop donuts. Eat fresh donuts or don't even bother.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you enter the store? I don't buy that shit because I don't go in, and I don't shop hungry.
    The harder obstacle is refusing food from friends and family. Even people with good intentions try it on. They get their joy from seeing fit people eat shit food to sabotage their progress. Like a israelite, you gotta shut it down.
    Rules:
    1) Stop going to krispy krem.
    2) Refuse all food from anyone. Especially family.
    3) Like a israelite, shut it down (and don't ever forget the 6 billion calories).
    Fin.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just don't eat it?
    Are you a wild animal?
    Do you have any free will at all?

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