>Went to the gym with a few of my bros
>waiting for the rest to come in
>Bro ask if I'm dating anyone right now
>"Yeah, I met this girl at work"
>Bro: That's cool man, where does she work?"
>"She works at Walmart in the warehouse section"
>They bust out laughing
>"Bro, Walmart put her in the warehouse? Is she fat and ugly"
>"At least get a Target chick man, c'mon "
>"So she's ugly & stupid "
That was the worst workout of my life
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>he has a wal mart warehouse gf
It's hilarious anons laugh at this yet have never had a GF in their life
I've had 3 girlfriends and would never date a fat Walmart warehouse prostitute. WWW is well known.
I'm sure you're saying models while posting on IST
>t. WWW
Models! Haha models! Lol!
?????
You're posting on IST too, moron. I have a gf as well btw
>have a gf as well btw
ths absolute cope
>you're posting on IST too
no no, silly little homosexual
this is IST
All my gfs were worked at walmart warehouse…
>were worked
That’s what wereworkers do. I should know since I’m one. I lazy around most days and then once a month transform into a giga workaholic and basically spend 14+ hours a day working for about a week. I’m pretty sure silver bullets would kill me too.
same. I do frick all until compliance review, then I'm a model employee
based bros
well are they right? would getting a Subway gf be an upgrade over a Walmart gf?
>Subway gf
she's already know how to make a sandwich so might be...
Also knows how to handle 6 inches.
>well are they right? would getting a Subway gf be an upgrade over a Walmart gf?
It's
Boutique stores
Target
Regional grocery stores
...
National grocery stores
...
Walmart
...
...
WinCo
....
Subway
You're forgetting the highest tier
drive thru girl.
Don't think that chick in the drive thru WebM worked McDonald's
I'd rather be an incel than date a fat girl. Thankfully neither is true for me.
>giving a shit about banter
>not standing up for dating whoever you want
Bro….
Nothing wrong with the Walmart Warehouse bro don't let it get you down.
You have a girlfriend.
bro it's better to be single than shell out for a 5 or a 6
>Average guy doesn't want average girl
>having no food is better than having only enough food to still be hungry after you eat
I would take a 6 right now to cope and then updrade, use the 5 as a hype tool for another girl
Only the hottest of Walmart employees are given work where they’re face to face with the customers
Some people don't want to deal with customers
>Customers don't want to deal with some people
Fixed.
Yea. Autists and ugly people. Which one are you anon
she has a mole on her head and the skin of a 40 year old
You're skinny fat and can't even deadlift lmao4pl8
You don't hit on these ones, at least at work. They are far to guarded for any flirting. You hit on the ones you never see/stock shelves at 4 in the morning.
>They are far to guarded for any flirting.
What?
>You don't hit on these ones, at least at work. They are far to guarded for any flirting. You hit on the ones you never see/stock shelves at 4 in the morning
Still wanna know what he meant by this
i saw more hot women working the online orders than working up front. i dunno if it was just me but my managers wanted me to work all positions so i got to see literally everyone who worked at the store
that’s because you’re hot
??? is this supposed to be a pretty girl? Thank god I don't live in america.
>those eyelashes
>hoop earrings
you just know she gives the best blowjobs
>this is the hottest Walmart has to offer
grim
Not even close
dogshit physiognomy, do not breed with her
>dogshit physiognomy, do not breed with her
This sentence was written by an incel
projection
please tell me Americans are not making fun of her looks because they are all very friendly and nice and not because this is normal to them because they live in Ohio
aw shweet an incel thread
saved
one for you
And you didn't stand up for her? You don't deserve her, bro.
this. OP should have shut them down but instead he b***hed out and came to vent on IST.
>tfw your gf does laser cosmetology
I don't know what to think about it. At least she's not a nurse.
>Laser cosmetology
How specialist is this exactly? This could range anywhere from being a button pressing cuck like the dumbass radiologist nurses I used to know to actually having a medical understanding of the skin's biochemistry. Serious question does your gf seem dumb because I get the sense it's the former.
She has a medical background but she basically does hair removal I think. Some good money in there.
>She has a medical background
So what's her educational background?
Northwestern and John Hopkins,very prestigious schools.
All that for $18/hr
Is she the one operating the laser machine or the technician who waits for the Doctor to do it?
She's the one operating.
Really? Do you live in a 3rd world country? I doubt a cosmetology certificate grad is operating those machines.
I've been to those places and they usually have doctors do it while they do the paperwork and pre surgery stuff
We're in Europe. Dunno man, these machines don't look hard to operate, shit's roughly the same size as a handheld vacuum and all you do is go over some hairy b***hes legs. I could do it without any certs.
That makes sense but in the US, even for something minor like removing birthmarks, it's doctors who do it
The US is a peculiar land for sure.
If the techs makes a mistake, the patient can sue for negligence and bankrupt the practice. Not sure how lawsuits work in Europe
its just because of legalized corruption in the us (lobbying) that this stuff happens.
if you are friends with influential people in power you can have them institute rent-seeking behaviors like this to insert yourself between a transaction and parasitically get yourself paid
for example you create a certification that barbers have to get after completing barber school, with the excuse of "they are handling sharp implements when they give people hot shaves". you charge barbers 250$ to get this certification or whatever.
your friends in power get this passed under the auspices of safety for citizens, and name the act "the safe haircutting act" requiring barbers to get this certification
now you literally have a passive revenue stream for the rest of your life because your company is the only one approved by the government to give out this certification.
*Johns Hopkins
It's a diploma in clinical cosmetology I believe
>>"At least get a Target chick man, c'mon "
LMAO
well is she ugly and stupid?
ugly meaning if she is fat
stupid meaning if her IQ is below 85
>well is she ugly and stupid?
>ugly meaning if she is fat
>stupid meaning if her IQ is below 85
She's not thin but not fat, just an average mid 20s bod.
She's an assistant manager and key holder so she's not dumb
>average mid 20s bod
brutal
Bro, did you expect a retail worker to have some Sydney Sweeney bod?
why wouldn't they?
what's stopping them?
if your body isn't fit then you're gross
>why wouldn't they?
>what's stopping them?
>if your body isn't fit then you're gross
Low pay, high stress job. Don't have the means to pay for a gym or make one in their apartment, healthy food is expensive and takes too long to cook. There's a reason why poors are fat and unhealthy
>healthy food is expensive and takes too long to cook
Bull fricking shit. LAZY fatass detected. Cut the g*yslop and watch your grocery bill bisect itself.
Poors don't have time
Do calisthenics, totally free. Healthy food is cheaper than junk food, you can literally just microwave frozen veg and pan fry chicken. Almost all de-stress techniques are free.
The reason poor's are fat and unhealthy is the same reason they are poor - they are DUMB.
>Healthy food is cheaper than junk food
LoL . Check your privileges
>Low pay, high stress job. Don't have the means to pay for a gym
Ahaha oh wow. A girl just needs to put a fork down to have a decent body. She can run off her stress, not gulp a donut every time she's sad
>A girl just needs to put a fork down to have a decent body
No she won't. She'll be flat
no, putting the fork down will unironically make you less fat, with no body recomposition at all but less fat at the end of the day
>assistant manager and key holder so she's not dumb
>at Walmart
L O L
Ok, wagies, you lift shit whith forklift, you keep the inventory, you load cargos, OP's gf... y-you you just watch the key ok? If enything happens to the key make sure to tell me, you are kaymaster now.
Most reddit joke today
I 100% remember reading this greentext earlier homie stop lying
I'm losing my mind over some of these cashiers lately. I think, that my primate-brain thinks, that a qt cashier would be more enthusiastic about being a stay-at-home mom than some le career-oriented woman would be.
>think, that my primate-brain thinks, that a qt cashier would be more enthusiastic about being a stay-at-home mom than some le career-oriented woman would be.
Cashier isn't a career
They don't want to be stay-at-home moms. They want to be stay-at-home wives, though. Note the distinction.
Hey dude just love the person you love. Other's opinion is worthless
You posted this greentext on IST but you were at a cinema not the gym. Stop lying.
>tfw no walmart warehouse gf
20% of Americans work at a Walmart.....you can find one, statistically speaking
funny but it's more like .5%
100 million workers
2.1 Walmart workers in the US
aren't there 300 million people on the usa?
You think everyone is an adult aged worker?
>tfw no Walmart prostitutehouse gf
there has to be some truth in what they said or u wouldent care less what came out of there mouth. the problem is urself. if my women was a 10 out of 10 beatiful face, fat ass, small waist drop down gorgeous of a women and people called her ugly based on were she works. u just would not give a frick
this, kek, if she wasn't fat and ugly, it wouldn't sting
>looking at her face
lmao, yall gay rofl fr tho why you not juss staring at her butthole?
Because even if I were to focus on her swampy taint, all my peripheral vision would still be blocked up by her cellulite and stretch mark ridden fat legs and belly
yeah my woman has a lazy eye, so much facial hair she borderline has a beard, shes also missing all her teeth. but its cool man. i just stare at her butthole. what a dumbass mentality u have
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>Gym bro coworker hooks up his sister with coworker who just had his 2nd divorce
>Surprised he doesn't try to set us up but ok
>He ditches her at a hockey game or something
>Gym bro doesn't care
>Eventually end up going out with her a few times later
>She ghost me for a few weeks, then sends a text she will be busy at work because of covid
>Figure it's her way of breaking it off/creating distance
>"Alright stay safe out there!"
>Gym bro pissed at me months later
>apparently she did it to see if I would pursue her
>Got extremely depressed, drank a ton and got fat
I hate society
why did you beat yourself up over that? women like that are fricking worthless
because hes a beta who doesn't have any options and isn't working on improving himself to find any options, so he missed his one chance that decade of getting his dick wet
Not really beating myself up over it, just tired of this shit world where what I did was apparently worse than what the other coworker did.
I'd say you're half right, this is a small town where anything interesting is an hour way drive. Now I am a monster here because I didn't play frick frick mind games.
what a stupid fricking prostitute
she should of sent you pictures of her butthole, they're worth like $3 tops. maybe even $1.
Just realized my typo, "She" got extremely depressed and started drinking, which is why my coworker got mad at me
and this is your problem how?
>not being not my problem pilled
bro, why do you even care lmao
So? you are based for not playing into her dumbass games.
You dodged a bullet, she lost a great guy (according to her judgment at least). You won, I hope you found a non-moronic girl in the meantime.
W in disguise man. You "miss out" on some dumb girl and maintain self-respect.
>apparently she did it to see if I would pursue her
I'm a a bad person for blocking my ex gf?
She has been pursuing me for the past few months and i went full ghost and now she is sending me emails and she is getting under my skin. She told me that im cruel and that i've never loved her. She did some crazy things to me back in the day that's why i broke up but im thinking of taking her back because i tried with a new girl and after 4 dates we still haven't had sex. we did more things in the last date but still no sex. Also with my bpd ex sex was wild.
Btw bro you won big time. godspeed
Back in the day I deleted my ex’s number and didn’t reply to her texts because I knew that at some point I would falter and go for that bpdussy. Don’t think with your dick anon, no sex is worth being with a bpd girl. Also, is it such a bad thing that this girl you’re seeing isn’t the kind that fricks on the first date? All the women I’ve known who did it were crazy/clingy/massive sloots.
>Noooo I NEED to make muh peepee feel good!
Grow up, anon
>you may not have had sex but you’ve gotten to know her, her dreams and passions, her fears and scars; truly the foundation of an epic romance
>Grow up, anon
> Don't have sex!11!!!1!1!!!!
You dodged a bullet.
Leave her alone, i love her!!
Well, OP? Is she fat?
>tfw Little Caesar’s gf
>you are already head and shoulders above the rest of guys on this board just by having a job and dating. If you like her, just be happy and stop caring what other people think
I don't work for Walmart so I'm already above him
>friends laugh at your gf
im assuming your friends never went to college? ive never heard of adults makin fun of their gf unless they deserved it
>he has a wallmart warehouse gf
>"At least get a Target chick man, c'mon "
to be fair this is an A+ burn I wouldn't even be mad
My current gf works at a chicken shop , she is uglier than my ex was studying physics
but the internet told me walmart girls looked like this
nah it's always barista girls who are touted as "better than sydney sweeney".
then you find out they're actually nepo babies and only worked at the coffee shop for a week for the outfit.
Dog, you are already head and shoulders above the rest of guys on this board just by having a job and dating. If you like her, just be happy and stop caring what other people think
>having a job
wageslaving does not make you above anybody
>dating
dating yes. dating a walmart warehouse chick?no
>you won
i won
I don't get the hate. Maybe she's a 9/10 who was down on her luck and had to take a job at Walmart and got stuck there
now imagine if your girlfriend's friends were laughing at her because of your job
defend your girl and stop being a fricking pussy, your friends arent gonna suck your dick
>ow imagine if your girlfriend's friends were laughing at her because of your job
Women's jobs don't matter if you have a career
I swear I see this thread every few months. OP you still banging her? It's all about Kroger's GFs.
Cmon now are you a man since a few days? Thats just classic banter, just go with it
Bros in grocery store nearby this super qt girl with FAT ass is restocking shelves, but idk how to approach, it seems pretty cringe to do so.
She smiled to me super nicely multiple times, on occassion flirty smile too.
I know shes paid to do so but i want to try anyway...
What do
You're just another loser customer to her
I mean sure im ugly as shit
But im 6'2 and bench 3 plates for reps.
Maybe she wants big fat ugly bastard bf?
Also it happened multiple times...
>Also it happened multiple times...
It's because it's her job
If she's given you a "flirty smile" numerous times and you've not done anything yet, you're fricking hopeless.
The very next time it happens, smile back and say hi and ask her name. If you can't even do so much as this, you are a loser and you weren't meant to have her or probably any other girl.
>If she's given you a "flirty smile" numerous times and you've not done anything yet,
It's a cashier's job to be nice
Do fast food/minimum wage workers make for good GFs?
Maybe, maybe not
I feel you bro.
>had Walmart cashier gf
>the bad kind of slim
>no breasts, no ass
>just a stick with glasses
>friends laugh behind my back
>ghost her and avoid that Walmart until she gets the message
>only girl to this date that wasn't grossed out by my hypospadias penis
should have kept her, don't make the same mistake
>>the bad kind of slim
>>no breasts, no ass
That's why you had a chance with her
Wtf why haven’t you fixed your dick yet
I had surgery done, but it can't really be fixed completely. The urethra is always going to point downwards, if I get cosmetic I risk way more than just looks.
>hypospadias
it’s over
elaborate?
Better than a ~~*career oriented*~~ woman by far for at least a dozen reasons
those people are not your friends. Or maybe they are, and they're just buttholes. either way, stand up for yourself, dickless
Congratulations anon, if she's a good girl then you're set. Nevermind what morons say.
what if she is ugly?
easy come easy go
It's almost implied when they said she works at Walmart
>Congratulations anon, if she's a good girl then you're set. Nevermind what morons say.
Thanks. She's been nice and her being a hard worker makes me think she'll make a good mother
will your kids be fat and ugly? if yes then is not worth it
>It's another incel thinks he isn't fat & ugly episode
I'm just implying he isn't. If he is also fat and ugly he shouldn't have kids with anyone. let alone another piece of lard.
Fat isn't genetic bro
I know but bad habits start at home.
You need to get a walmart online shopper girlfriend, some of the girls I've seen at my walmart are super pretty.
During COVID i used to use Walmart online a lt and some shoppers were girls.
WTF is a Walmart shopper?
are you ESL? If you place an order on the Walmart app they asign you a wagie to do the shopping for you and deliver it to your home. The service itself cost like 5 bucks,
Sounds more like a 3rd party worker than a Walmart wagie
They wear the Walmart polo shirt but who knows.
If you've ever been to walmart and seen employees pushing around carts with blue bins on them, those are the online shoppers. They gather up online orders that customers pick up in their car. Very popular position with college aged girls
Is she forklift certified?
She uses the forklift and has keys
homie your b***h works at the walmart warehouse section
Girls who've worked shit jobs are more loyal and less spoiled than ones who've had everything handed to them
While true, Walmart is famous for employing overweight or mentally ill people, the fact that OP's gf was thrown into the warehouse ups the chances of her being one of the two if not both.
That's fair. I was talking with this girl and was a bit into it and then she told me she worked at the Walmart cake bakery.
That's a feminine role. You are a queer.
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There is no such thing as OC anymore. If it stay relevant, it won't die.
That is unironically the best job position at a Walmart. They get paid more also.
>That is unironically the best job position at a Walmart. They get paid more also.
That also means she's old......
>That is unironically the best job position at a Walmart. They get paid more also.
There's no good job at Walmart. Even the manager making six figures has to work 60-80 hrs a week dealing with morons and customers of the lowest of the low
>Tfw no target gf
Why even live?
Didn't LULZ made a target chick commit suicide?
She was a confirmed roastie.
That doesn't make it right
Limited edition Five Guys gf
>TFW no GF
Meh, theyre all fun if you dont have much experience.
Enjoy it for now but if it bothers you then yeah plan on your escape. Dont get too comfy
>, theyre all fun if you dont have much experience
She doesn't sound young at all. An assistant manager? Sounds like a 30 y.o. chick
>dating a Walmart warehouse woman
Oh no
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It's a joke shitting on OP for treating this as his blog, you dummy.
how bad is it guys?