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I cancelled my membership as soon as I saw them selling pizza to the other members
>I saw a meme and its how I think now
you homosexuals have never had an original thought in your life. many such cases.
How many different kinds of reactions to pizza at the gym are you expecting?
I am disappointed they never offer pizza. Been there for two years and haven't seen any free food other than a bowl of tootsie rolls at the checkin. Free pizza would be incredibly based.
Three.
>fatties: I earned it.
>idiots: Pizza at a gym bad.
>lifters: Neat, free gains.
>idiots: Pizza at a gym bad.
The smell would put me off. And it's free like universal healthcare is free
I guarantee it's not good pizza. It's probably pseudo-bread slop with extra slop.
I've always seen dominos pizza in videos
Yeah my wife and I get dominoes after leg day and don’t do shit the rest of the day just play vidya and nap
>free gains
Fat and cholesterol gains
>me: im not hungry
found the planet pizza staff
Shut up homosexual
Go back to sounding your alarm at “lunks”
They actually can't do that anymore because PF has a large elderly patronage and the lunk alarm triggered PTSD for vets.
Shut the frick up
What kind of pizza to they get? I thought it was free btw
>free 'za
Sounds like the ideal gym for bulking
as a israelite i can appreciate their incredible business model
> create a gym dedicated to coddling fat fricks
> the hamplanets congregate in droves because of "muh comfort gym!! no icky men" or whatever the frick
> do like 2 minutes of cardio and have their basedcell willpower evaporate
> sit on their phone for 2 hours
and here's the kicker
> free pizza! gain weight, only use the gym like 3 times a month
I'm 20, I went to a planet fitness near my house for two summers because they had a free high schooler pass i could abuse
Literally all I saw were fricking mexican gremlin mulatto frick kids and fat women
I have never felt more nauseous and enraged (great for getting a curl out to watch some fricker slink back into his shell)
shoutout to the dude who let me take off my shirt and rang the lunk alarm as i curled a 20lb bar for shits and giggles when i was in there alone
it's just a gym for people to lose weight not for people to do anything with their lives, FRICK i hate fat people so much
I thought the pizza was free? Pretty based if you're poor or bulking.
Selling doesn’t automatically refer to charging money. You can sell something for free or for profit.
i call them pizza planet
Their new commercial with MTS is so fricking moronic.
I cancelled my membership after seeing that garbage
Is this an ad for planet fitness?
The opposite actually. This meme is calling PF staff weak
yeah but it's also saying there's a bunch of cute girls that will train you at PF
Cute girls who don’t know shit about exercise or can’t lift worth a damn. I’d rather be trained by some giant Russian dude that will actually make me stronger.
I need me a russian or indian roidhead to scream at me to kill myself mid bench
actual disgust, i hate feminist fat fricking b***hes they need to burn
nah
everyone in that gym is 90% seed oils and fat
I want to turn little muscle to big muscle. Not to gawk at women.
Huh I thought is was a trap/femboy so it fits the meme format
How the frick do you think thats a trap?
>IST
>not gay
Pick one
Its calling them hot as frick chicks and it's calling every other gyms trainers gay rapists.
Tbh anyone with dyed red hair is a homosexual too
Im surprised they’re still in business
Most gyms survive on cutting costs and maintaining low overhead (buying the cheapest possible equipment for a commercial gym) and signing up people who won't actually go which is most of the lazy middle-aged or older people who sign up. In that sense, PF has the ideal business model. The other end of the spectrum are gyms with good equipment and actually dedicated clientele who are willing to pay a higher membership fee that makeup for those costs in addition to selling extra amenities, classes, and training.
make up*
If Planet Fitness trainers were actually anime girls, I wouldn't have cancelled my membership.
so PF is better, got it
Why would weaker trainers be better?
Because then you can turn the tables around and train them, creating a mutually beneficial relationship which can extend beyond the gym.
autistic people planning out how they're going to get friends in ways that a non autistic person just knows wouldn't work is my favorite form of mental illness
Incel fantasy
why does it matter if the trainer is weak or not? lmao
i've never interacted with a single one, not a word
The point of hiring a personal trainer is to help you learn how to exercise as a newbie, moron. You think girls like her would know shit about doing that?
You have to have a basis to be able to flip the script though. A newbie doesn’t have that.
OP is in this thread replying to everyone who says pf is better like going to golds gym defines who he is
not all those people are op
>Planet Fitness has anime schoolgirl trainers
Why the hell do you guys complain about them so much then?
Hanako is an unironic IST natty waifu. If guys at planet fitness actually got their clients to exercise several times per day, balance strength training with physical conditioning and kept them going they wouldn't be a laughing stock. Also, Yujiro is indeed just a closeted bisexual rapist who didn't really train anyone.
More like planet fatass hahahaha
I'd assume it's a bunch of fat chicks who don't wanna go to a normal gym till they get in shape.
>stopped doing pizza because of the coof
>no lunk alarm because of "sensory sensitive"
wtf pf is just a gym now
Used to be a joke
"Nahh IST ain't that bad now. It's always been like this!"
>open IST for the first time in a few days
>look at top thread
>it's an ad made by a corporate boomer in some free pic collage app that wants weeaboo coomers to go "oh booba!" and get a planet fitness membership
>exit site
What the frick has he been doing for 9 years?
Left looks like shit
Right still looks like shit buts tanned.
Yeah don't feel bad about seeing myself in the mirror after seeing that.
>2015 was 9 years ago
>ten bucks a month so I have a place to do hammer curls or db bench stuff
what's the problem?
Someone should go in there with this SFX on their phone to play on a preset interville eg every 6 mins.
I get your point about planet fitness sucking, but Hanako is a literal embodiment of WAGMI mentality. You could have chosen an anime girl that didn't literally convince her crush to start lifting.