What age do you expect zoomers will live to?

What age do you expect zoomers will live to?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    105

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    48

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      48 is unironically when I am planning to die. I live as if my lifespan is exactly 48 years beyond my control

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bimodal distribution, they'll either die by 60 or live to 120. We'll see which combinations of drugs, hormones, and _____maxxing wins.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm guessing a lot of them will kill themselves by 30

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >White woman turns 25

      >'generation z girl in her early 20s' photograph c. 2024

      https://i.imgur.com/uMbtwC1.png

      It doesn't look good.

      Average Millenial couple. A numale skinnyfat snoyboy and she/her they/them neo Karen.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Turns out tidepods increase wrinkles when ingested.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >White woman turns 25

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t.browncel

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      most Black folk are hideous their entire life so cope monkey lol

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I was in the resident evil remake sonny. Do I still got it sonny??

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >'generation z girl in her early 20s' photograph c. 2024

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    either 100 (ultra trad perma-shut in incel tradwife seeker zased based retVrn to monke mode) or 45 (the opposite kind of zoomer that finds hedonism to be the main point of life, smokes weed and faps to anime all day, npnw)

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Underageb&

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    30

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    would

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sexy lithe young body with grandma face photoshopped on this
    How would you look if you were black or Chinese?

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I expect we will get longevity treatments in this century so theres a change Ill be living until Im 150 for sure

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >killed in some globalist war
    >suicide (the biggest non-meme answer, this shit is gonna become a crisis in the next few decades)
    >killed by southern invaders and/or Black proto-humans
    >od on something
    a few will survive and live to 80-90 i think. probably have a few outliers like those random old dudes who drink a gallon of whiskey and 40 cigarettes every day and live to be 120. except for zoomers its antidepressants and fent instead of cigs and whiskey.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    102

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      FRICKKKKKK. I need to know Who she is

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Raven Black

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I am mesmerized. Who is she?

        car_ina

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s a man, isn’t it homosexual?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        no troony it isn't go back to /lgbt/

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am mesmerized. Who is she?

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would have sex with that thing

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn't look good.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally the opposite if you look at old videos of high schools in the 90s vs today

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do think millennials may have a slight advantage given gen z has trouble with searching for things that aren't apps. That said maybe there will be some good longevity apps in a few decades for them.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's just you coping with the fact that your time has almost ran out.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i don't plan on living past 35

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some will live to 110 and the others will live to 55 with no in between

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    zoomers are on a perpetually two more weeks if you consider what shit they have incorporated

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I expect to outlive every zoomer

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is an textbook examply why "face down ass up" was invented.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Average life expectancy in the USA is declining.
    Probably 65-70

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    didnt zoomers are heavy into sarms and shit like that
    also they had to take the vax, no? for the school wasn't it mandatory? who knows what long term effects if those two will be

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      DELET
      Im phoneposting in bed

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