What an absolute Chad, even facing death could not deter him from the eternal Bulk.
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What an absolute Chad, even facing death could not deter him from the eternal Bulk.
According to Gulf Live, the following was his last meal: “One Pizza Hut medium Super Supreme Deep Dish pizza, double portion, with mushrooms, onions, jalapeño peppers and pepperoni; pizza, regular portion, with three cheeses, olives, bell pepper, tomato, garlic and Italian sausage; 10 8-oz. packs of Parmesan cheese; 10 8-oz. packs of ranch dressing; one family size pack of Doritos nacho cheese flavor; 8 oz. jalapeño nacho cheese; 4 oz. sliced jalapeños; two large strawberry shakes; two 20-oz. cherry Cokes; one super-size order of McDonald’s fries with extra ketchup and mayonnaise; and two pints of strawberry ice cream.”
Shit tier 1/10 meal, might eat one slice of the pizza
>10 8-oz. packs of Parmesan cheese;
>10 8-oz. packs of ranch dressing;
>8 oz. jalapeño nacho cheese;
That's really the only weird wtf part of this order. He got over 5 lbs of cheese? And 5lbs of ranch dressing? To do what? Enhance the pizza? Make nachos?
Otherwise the order is:
>Medium pizza
>Big bag of chips
>Fries
>2 shakes, 2 cokes
>2 pints ice cream
Which is a big meal, but not mukbang level competitive eater shit.
he didn't even finish it lol, what a pussy
If ya finish it all under 1 hour it's free but if you don't they get to kill you.
So basically it's a medium Pizza Hut pizza and sauces
Journalists really are the enemies of the people
>deep dish with jalapenos
based, honestly that one sounds fire as frick
>family size pack of doritos
>what appears to be cheese and jalapenos to put on said doritos
lol now im just getting hungry holy shit, this is dirty bulkin
>two large strawberry shakes
amazing
>mcdonalds fries with mayonnaise
what the frick is wrong with you dude
Kek he's just trying to leave the biggest dump possible for the cops to clean up when they're done.
I'd have fifty raw eggs for my last meal
My state doesn't offer last meals because of homosexuals like this
the whole concept is dumb anyway, give the hell-bound sinner a last chance to gorge themselves in gluttony? should starve them for 3 days instead so that by fasting they may come to some last redemptive thoughts
The concept of a last meal is very old. It was intended to be a sort of no-hard-feelings between the executioner and the prisoner but now it's just a meaningless technicality.
Your state can’t afford 3 pizzas for the guy they execute once a year?
>spend $2 million to execute a guy
>$100 for last meal is too much
>Bunch of Soros-backed homosexuals turn legal tricks every fricking day to drag out the appeals process for dead-to-rights child rapist murders
>Takes years and ridiculous state resources to finally get the fricker gassed
>"Durrr look how expensive it is to get someone the death penalty guys!!! Better not do it!!!"
SCOTUS needs just a couple cases to get this shit back under control. Frickers should get a fair trial with a verdict in a month and a dime worth of lead in the back of their head a week later.
texas? the guy in question didn't actually eat his meal and that was the kicker
>Tomorrow is your final day, Sir. What would you like your last meal to be?
>I'll have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.
I would have just ordered a garden salad, light dressing
Doesn't the morgue guy have to clean up his shit when he shits himself to death? You should get a final poop too
>You should get a final poop too
You do, whether you want to or not.
I'd ask for a plate of spaghetti. When they brought it I'd throw it at the wall and tell them clean it up piggies
>they spend 10 seconds hosing it down the drain
>10 minutes kicking the shit out of you
>Two chicken fried steaks smothered in gravy with sliced onions, a triple meat bacon cheeseburger with fixings on the side, a cheese omelet with ground beef, tomatoes, onions, bell peppers and jalapeños, a large bowl of fried okra with ketchup, one pound of barbecue with half a loaf of white bread, three fajitas with fixings, a Meat Lovers pizza, three root beers, one pint of Blue Bell vanilla ice cream, and a slab of peanut butter fudge with crushed peanuts.
>Brewer's request was granted, but he refused the meal when it arrived saying that he was simply not hungry, prompting Texas to stop granting last meal requests to condemned inmates.
It should be noted that he didn't do it because he hated the police or prison wards, but because his prison had a high share of blacks and the guy was vehemently racist, so it was a final "frick you" to them
>his prison had a high share of blacks
Why the redundancy?
Because not everyone reading it is American and aware of such facts
how do you expect a chicken to fry those steaks, anon?
'murricans are so addicted to food even murderers and worse get to stuff their guts to the fullest as their last mercy wish he can't even digest this!
fat morons to the end
It's tradition partly to make the exectutioner give the person they're gonna kill a last hurrah, also, sometimes the guy being executed might be innocent, and just in case, do something decent for them.
>It's okay to execute an innocent person in America as long as you give them a pizza and a bag of doritos before you do it.
My sides
holy shit do americans really
It's an Anglo tradition actually. They're very flippant with death.
>addicted to food
So are you moron. You get withdrawal from not eating and it can even kill you (it would kill most).
I would have a Frito pie and some Blue Bell ice cream
>wasting your last meal on goyslop
I'm glad he died
shouldn't it be 'last rite'?
>29 000 calories
>29 kcal
That's nothing