What are some?

What are some IST party tricks?
>handstand walks
>breakdancing
>flexing a cep

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      based af but this reads like some cuck's fantasy

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I tell them that because of my muscle mass, my body metabolizes alcohol differently, and I tell them to give me their beer to prove it. Once I've downed it, I feign ignorance of the whole conversation

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Human flag, planche, Front/back flips, one arm pushups
    Most normies cannot pistol/shrimp squat either.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ... picking up smaller men in front of you at the bar ;o;

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Trying to appear better by demeaning others
      NGMI

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Victim weight detected

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The thing is it's funny to make fun of midgets, fatties and people from third world countries.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Party tricks are lame. Stand in the corner smile likr a creep

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used to be friends with a dude who was into competitive rubix cube. I should add that he's pretty good looking.

    He'd bring his cube to the bar and sit there playing with it. Eventually some chick would ask what he's doing and he'd bet them a drink vs their phone number that he could solve it in under 60 seconds. Seemed to work pretty well.

    Last i saw hed gotten into local politics

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Weird that you gave up at the end there.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna be able to crush an apple in my right hand like I'm some 1980's anime japanese delinquent cause it looks cool as frick.
    I can close a 150lb gripper for reps with full range of motion and I eventually will move up to 200lb. How hard is it to crush an apple like this?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      part of it is using the right technique ig

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on the variety and size of the apple. It’s actually not that hard if you drive your fingers down into the stem like a pincer rather than trying to squeeze the apple evenly. You basically chop it in half rather than actually crushing it but the effect looks the same.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    don't forget wearing oversized shoes, makeup, wig and a red nose

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would have to be invited first….

    I just start drinking and talking about politics, AI, and israelites

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ppl go to parties to forget about that shit homie. Keep talk that to when you drink with 1-2 of your buddies/besties.
      We know shit's fricked. It's why we party to forget about it. moron

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't be the weird "performing guy" or you mise well just learn to suck your own dick while you're at it because no one but carnies likes carnies.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you using voice-to-text?

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My party trick is challenging two normies to a drinking conentest and outdrinking both of them at the same time
    #justAlcoholicThings

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen way too many obviously fake rage-bait reddit stories to believe this, but I want to believe.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pec dance
    Literally picking up women
    Any kind of acrobatics
    Any kind of parkour

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do you do parkour at a party?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon jumps out the window to avoid eye contact, then comes back through the door.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Climb up the side of their house and jump off and do a roll or some shit idk, my friends and I used to party and one of them always did shit like this

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can go invisible. (I don't show up)

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