I tell them that because of my muscle mass, my body metabolizes alcohol differently, and I tell them to give me their beer to prove it. Once I've downed it, I feign ignorance of the whole conversation
I used to be friends with a dude who was into competitive rubix cube. I should add that he's pretty good looking.
He'd bring his cube to the bar and sit there playing with it. Eventually some chick would ask what he's doing and he'd bet them a drink vs their phone number that he could solve it in under 60 seconds. Seemed to work pretty well.
I wanna be able to crush an apple in my right hand like I'm some 1980's anime japanese delinquent cause it looks cool as frick.
I can close a 150lb gripper for reps with full range of motion and I eventually will move up to 200lb. How hard is it to crush an apple like this?
Depends on the variety and size of the apple. It’s actually not that hard if you drive your fingers down into the stem like a pincer rather than trying to squeeze the apple evenly. You basically chop it in half rather than actually crushing it but the effect looks the same.
ppl go to parties to forget about that shit homie. Keep talk that to when you drink with 1-2 of your buddies/besties.
We know shit's fricked. It's why we party to forget about it. moron
based af but this reads like some cuck's fantasy
I tell them that because of my muscle mass, my body metabolizes alcohol differently, and I tell them to give me their beer to prove it. Once I've downed it, I feign ignorance of the whole conversation
Human flag, planche, Front/back flips, one arm pushups
Most normies cannot pistol/shrimp squat either.
... picking up smaller men in front of you at the bar ;o;
>Trying to appear better by demeaning others
NGMI
Victim weight detected
The thing is it's funny to make fun of midgets, fatties and people from third world countries.
Party tricks are lame. Stand in the corner smile likr a creep
I used to be friends with a dude who was into competitive rubix cube. I should add that he's pretty good looking.
He'd bring his cube to the bar and sit there playing with it. Eventually some chick would ask what he's doing and he'd bet them a drink vs their phone number that he could solve it in under 60 seconds. Seemed to work pretty well.
Last i saw hed gotten into local politics
Weird that you gave up at the end there.
I wanna be able to crush an apple in my right hand like I'm some 1980's anime japanese delinquent cause it looks cool as frick.
I can close a 150lb gripper for reps with full range of motion and I eventually will move up to 200lb. How hard is it to crush an apple like this?
part of it is using the right technique ig
Depends on the variety and size of the apple. It’s actually not that hard if you drive your fingers down into the stem like a pincer rather than trying to squeeze the apple evenly. You basically chop it in half rather than actually crushing it but the effect looks the same.
don't forget wearing oversized shoes, makeup, wig and a red nose
I would have to be invited first….
I just start drinking and talking about politics, AI, and israelites
ppl go to parties to forget about that shit homie. Keep talk that to when you drink with 1-2 of your buddies/besties.
We know shit's fricked. It's why we party to forget about it. moron
Don't be the weird "performing guy" or you mise well just learn to suck your own dick while you're at it because no one but carnies likes carnies.
Are you using voice-to-text?
My party trick is challenging two normies to a drinking conentest and outdrinking both of them at the same time
#justAlcoholicThings
I've seen way too many obviously fake rage-bait reddit stories to believe this, but I want to believe.
Pec dance
Literally picking up women
Any kind of acrobatics
Any kind of parkour
How do you do parkour at a party?
Anon jumps out the window to avoid eye contact, then comes back through the door.
Climb up the side of their house and jump off and do a roll or some shit idk, my friends and I used to party and one of them always did shit like this
I can go invisible. (I don't show up)