what calisthenics should i focus on for this physique? >inb4 dyel. i know dammit, but its what i want

what calisthenics should i focus on for this physique?
>inb4 dyel
i know dammit, but its what i want

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Put down the Mountain Dew and Doritos

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i have never touched either of those disgusting things anon

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    absorb your grandpa

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      he died 6 years ago, im being cucked out of my gains from beyond the grave

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        he's trapped within your torso
        make an opening and he'll come out guns blazing

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          time to see if womens complaints about childbirth are founded

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            ask any mother who has also passed a kidney stone which is worse and they'll say the kidney stone

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              i got a kidney stone from drinking too much tap water in rome, i can confirm that its fricking agonising. thought id have to chop whatever was left of my manhood off and troon out

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I worked with a guy who got a major one and that idiot drove himself to the ER while blacking out. They dumped his limp body in a sonic bath.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                was it the american thing of trying to dodge ambulances because they cost too much, or did he genuinely think that him driving made more sense?

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ring dips

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      old house so i cant install rings in the ceiling or doorway, would getting a power rack and hanging the rings from that work or would i be wasting money?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        just go outside and use a tree

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sign up at planet fitness if you want to save money. Wasting your time

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    based genichiro enjoyer
    pull ups planches and cardio (preferably defending ashina castle)
    also get some lightning classes from lady tomoe 2 or 3 times a week

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      can i skip the planches if i manage to impregnate tomoe? im more of a dip guy myself

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