What causes ketolards to grift their diet after watching timtok? Is it the Chinese app? Personally I'd rather kill myself than do a tijtok hairloss diet.
What causes ketolards to grift their diet after watching timtok? Is it the Chinese app?
What causes ketolards to grift their diet after watching timtok? Is it the Chinese app? Personally I'd rather kill myself than do a tijtok hairloss diet.
Succeeding
calm down, moxyte, now tell me about these "ketoschizos" you speak of
>"ketoschizos" you speak of
He never said that word once though, you schizo. lmao
whatever makes you cope at night, moxyte
I knew that would be your response, lol that guy lives in your head rent free
why do people get so mad when you tell them you dont eat bread
Vegans hate how popular the keto diet got, to the point even hearing about it makes thems seethe
This.
My buddy at work is a vegan and he brings up how much he hates people that don't eat bread all the time.
Yep, because Ketobros staying winning and Vegangays have nothing but their stupid "morals" as a crutch. We're eating 2x or 3x the meat to make up for those homosexuals.
I have never seen a healthy person with a good, athletic physique, or any serious athlete advocating keto
the only people telling me that keto works are obese landwhales
btw eating meat isnt exclusive to keto moron lol
How many of those athletes were always athletic you Vegan moron?
veganism and keto are equally moronic you moron
its the same snakeoil pushed by israelites and dumb losers like you fall for it
Hair loss diet? What? You talking about Keto? Keto works because it focuses on getting you the fastest INITIAL weight loss. You won't do well with no carbs forever. Really it's calories in, calories out.
That guy looks like my dad.
i have never seen a skinny person on keto
its always some fat whale advocating for keto because they believe that this time they will succeed in losing weight
>Early Medieval Germans
Even more damning for moxytes since the German tribes had always bragged about being pastoralists and they were mostly pastoralists even then.
germans ate meat and grain
nobody is buying your bullshit snakeoil
Guess what thought, they're grains weren't soaked in glyphosate and fortified with iron shavings. You do not eat as they did you eat like feedlot swine.
i dont live in muttland
glyphoate is banned where i live
sucks to be you
You keto cultists are constantly calling everyone that doesn't subscribe to your meme diet "peasants" and now one of your fake images for btfo you're trying to claim that literal medieval peasants ackshully were carnivores. Pathetic.
>Uhm bread is actually ok after all
Embarrassing goalpost shifting
>there are only two people on this board
your synapses are dying, eat some meat with your bread
>there are only two people on this board
At no point did I say or insinuate anything resembling that. You're either esl, have shitty reading comprehension or just pathologically dishonest.
This is unironically not a rare phenotype in Germany, i know many dudes who look like this. British People have distorted the perception of what a white man looks like with their fallen in long faces amd ressed jawlines, germans are built diffrent though.
looks like a peasant. nordics have tall faces too. high cheekbones, long skull, sharp jawline. that's the aristocratic white man look. it's different compared to the long-faced israelite phenotype with a nose that's 1/2 of the face
>British People
Guy in your image just looks like a working class brit though
Germany (and to a very minor extent other Germanic speaking countries) have retained robust cro-magniform types.
Likely as a result of constant conflict selecting for the settled and enduring type of man, like, a WHG mogger. Dissimilar from the vagabond wandering type of the tall lean northern type.
>Source: my anus
What being breastfed does to a motherfricker
Don't know if this thread is about keto morons, just wanted to say that keto morons are a religious sect. Also hyper-aggressive when try to damage control their imaginary diet. Probably because they can't poop and smell like cat piss.
nice projection, just because you consume goyslop doesnt mean i do
If you buy store bought you simply do, even bakeries will use palm oil because it's cheaper, just make your own, even you could do it
keto is a fad died, you lost some water weight and think you discovered a magic pill
eat a healthy, balanced diet including carbs, fats and proteins and you will be happier with your life in stead of spamming this board to justify your poor life choices
I like some nice homemade sourdough with raw french butter. You like slop eziekiel bread covered in slop peanut butter. We are not the same.
i dont eat peanut butter or ezekiel bread
you microwave some frozen chiicken tendies and call yourself a carnivore and "hunter gatherer"
kek you're crying into your slop avocado toast right now aren't you
eating frozen chicken tendies does not make you a caveman lmao
pathetic larper
Sounds like your craving some frozen tendies
Orthorexia has that effect
How is over a hundred pounds of weight lost "Just some water weight?"
You're a fat frick with no self control if you needed to lose 100lbs. i e. typical keto fan. You will always be spiritually obese
I went from 400 to 300 so thats 100 down
in a few years i will be 200
I went from 240lbs down to 170lbs shredded in a matter of 9 months.
Why are you so bitter that dieting works?
I suspect that ketoschizoschizo is a bot.
half of that is water weight
mma fighters use keto to diet down to make weight
they lost 30 pounds in a week with keto + dehydration and then the next day they baloon back up and gain most of it back
Go on, explain water weight to the class.
just because you lost water weight and the scale went down it doesnt mean you lost fat, moron lol
So you cannot explain water weight.
>shills for keto
>doesnt know what water weight is
>thinks if he loses water weight it counts as "succesful weight los"
He still lost 35 pounds while you lost nothing.
>source: random twitter post
Keto has been around for over a century now you brainrot meme moron.
It was originally developed to treat epilepsy in children. When the body uses ketones for energy instead of glucose, it drastically reduces the number of epileptic seizures.
This anon is actually correct
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ketogenic_diet
>The ketogenic diet is a high-fat, adequate-protein, low-carbohydrate dietary therapy that in conventional medicine is used mainly to treat hard-to-control (refractory) epilepsy in children. The diet forces the body to burn fats rather than carbohydrates.
>What causes ketolards
Stopped there. Schizo thread.
that hunter picture isn't fricking fake. its a real fricking picture, stop trying to galight us into eating veggies and carbs.
WE ARE MEANT TO BE MEAT EATERS!! HUMANS ARE CARNOVARS
i am going to have a nice steak with potatoes, veggies and mushrooms for lunch while you are drinking melted butter because "carbs are bad" lmao
Hey at least you're BTFOing the vegans too.