What colour is your urine?

What colour is your urine?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Red

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This, but unironcally. The first time I thought great, I'm gonna die - turns out the beet juice I'd been drinking dyes it. Usually I'm pale straw.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I had red urnine when I was on my TB medications ,one year later I was cracking 10k's

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This is so 2010's... Dont you have a cloaca?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Everytime someone dismisses a fact because it's like 10 years old, I kill a bunny.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Neon yellow.
    *sips*

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Same, Mountain Dew colored. I take GNC mega man though

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I drink 1L of water a day and my urine is transparent yet you homosexual claim that you need a gallon a day which is like 3L

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Rhabdo red.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    used to work with a guy that would piss dark brown and it stunk to all hell. Literally the color of wood stain. We worked construction in 110 degree heat and he refused to drink anything other than soda.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Pale yellow, I drink like 2-4 gallons of water a day.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >4 gallons of water a day
      What in the frick..

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        dunno man, I drink out of a 32oz tumblr and refill it constantly
        seems ridiculous but my piss isn't clear or anything
        might just be habit from living in a hot and humid environment and sweating balls whenever I'm outside

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    usually pale, rarely TY, but the time I got dengue (tropical hell disease) my piss got dark brown almost black kekw

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    kid in my high school drank 5 lucozades everyday and his piss was florescent orange and would stick to the toilet like glue

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What the Heck is "Lucozade?"
      Also, any single person ITT drinking soda or alcohol clearly doesn't care about their health.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    2 or 3 in the morning, 1 for the rest of the day. I drink 3-5L of liquid throughout the day.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The answer is "drink more water."

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