What did you go out as this year?

Not the same old Hulk John Rambo Hercules Thor, did you?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Easy anon I went out as myself, so I went to the gym then spent my day browsing fit.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      that sounds cozy af

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Excellent frog, mind if I borrow it for a little?

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    No I escorted my 2 year old daughter around our white neighborhood and gave away full size candy bars after she was tired

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can't wait to move into a white neighborhood myself

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        me too homie don't sleep

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    only kids and college bawds celebrate halloween and i'm neither of these things

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    That guy could easily be incel but he acted normal growing up and has social skills. Blackops2cel like almost. Why cant the self proclaimed IST chads here get pussy?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can't speak for other anons, I just like larping as an autist. It's more fun than watching netflix

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      he grew up around the right people. was probably always the ugliest out of his friend group of class clowns and lacrosse players but his smv is heightened by the people he hangs out with and how he carries himself by being around them. he's either at the bottom of the friend pyramid and has to play the fool for laughs and pretend like insults dont bother him or he's at the top doing the bullying. no inbetween. there's always guys like this in the popular kids crew in highschool/college frats.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ugliest out of his friend group
        This is just what a normal dude looks like y'all are so warped

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Height and nt
      His parents pushed him into team sports and he became nt

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because we acted weirdly growing up and the damage is done

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      he grew up around the right people. was probably always the ugliest out of his friend group of class clowns and lacrosse players but his smv is heightened by the people he hangs out with and how he carries himself by being around them. he's either at the bottom of the friend pyramid and has to play the fool for laughs and pretend like insults dont bother him or he's at the top doing the bullying. no inbetween. there's always guys like this in the popular kids crew in highschool/college frats.

      They're looksmatched.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He’s tall and she’s average. It’s not rocket science

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not attracted to the girl in the picture, and the girls I am attracted to scare me.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Friday I was Yusuke Uremeshi, Saturday I was James Bond, and tonight I'm Pau Gasol.

    34 and still get mistaken for being in my 20s, keep lifting anons.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Yusuke Uremeshi

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's because people have to assume you are below 30 in ages when you dress as some weird anime character nobody knows.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        very bitter take. I hope you are doing alright and am just trolling anon

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kek, I never in my life heard about Yusuke Uremeshi. Best I can do is Dragon Ball, Sailor Moon and what else was on TV 20 years ago. But certainly not Yusuke

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yu yu hakusho was playing regularly on adult swim during the exact same time period as the anime you mentioned, ironically. It was one of the most popular anime of the 90s.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Went as a groundguide for for toddler who was dressed as a dump truck 🙂

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I went out as a trans female, wore a dress with sneakers and had fake blood sprayed down my inner thighs. Whenever someone said nice costume bro I’d shout “ITS MA’AM” got a lot of laughs.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      what did you wear for Halloween though?

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't go out. I stayed home and handed out candy at my house in my white neighborhood. I find more value in making the day happy for the kids than going out with some dumb bawd somewhere. Plus my dogs love people so I put her in a costume and the kids enjoyed petting her.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate when ugly people post pictures of themselves. No I won't post myself because I'm ugly and would be hypocritical in doing so.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Der Coomer

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I went as Typing of The Dead character

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    since it was below freezing I built a fire in my front yard and got drunk while handing out ~6lbs of candy. All the kiddos were very polite

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Get invited to halloween party
    >pregame hard, forgot to buy costume
    >put on my WW2 german officer uniform i have for recreations
    >Go to party
    >Theyre weirded out but ok w it i guess
    >learning german on duolingo
    >start screaming about bread and milk whilst doing roman salute
    what do i do bros

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >being this insufferable
      >got invited to party
      big doubt

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't dress up for halloween because I'm not a 16 year old homosexual

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didnt go out but I think dressing up as anakin would be fun

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Went as a skeleton, had 10 individual 1 liter cartridges of milk that I chugged between sets. Only drank 3 but the costume was pulled off. I won best costume at my gym 🙂

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Handed out candy. It was a real eye opener on immigration. This county was 93% white when I moved here. About 80% of the people I saw were not. It was incredibly depressing. I'll skip it next year.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cant believe it either. Its actually almost unbelievable that this is what we're headed towards. An unimaginable hellscape is what we're destined for.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >town is mostly white but a few miles away it's the city
      >they all come here on halloween to get free candy
      >see little niglets that arent even wearing a costume running around with plastic grocery bags while their fat mothers sit in their cars
      >mfw

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >while their fat mothers sit in their cars
        This shit is out of control. It's so fricking stupid and lazy and dozens of different levels. Just walk with your fricking kids. It's not fun getting in and out of your can every 30 feet. No one is going to steal your damn kids. It's not the tradition. It's not what the holiday is about.

        Could it be any more ironic to see fat kids and fat mothers driving for 30 feet at a time to take free candy from people? Like, you can't even walk for free candy? Maybe time to stop eating candy?

        Within 5 years some israelite is going to make an app so you useless pieces of shit can just park and have the candy brought out to you. Don't forget the tip.

        I hate this country.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    you can see in her face that she is going to age rapidly once she hits 30. the old lady jowls and eye lines are already peeking thru

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I cut and painted some plywood to make our garden cart look like a tractor. I was dressed as a cow, my wife as a pumpkin patch (she's very pregnant with our fourth) so a big shirt with a pumpkin on her stomach and some plastic vines fit the bill. The rest of the kids were dressed as farmers and stuffed into the garden cart, complete with overalls and various John Deere or straw hats. The dog was a chicken. We were a pretty big hit with the neighborhood.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hurts to be family cohesion mogged this hard

      i went as kurt cobain only like 6 people knew who i was in a party of 100 plus people. still had a good time tho

      You must've been mistaken for the headless horseman a lot

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I took my 2 boys trick or treating along with my wife. Although I didn't dress up this year. I pulled the wagon with the little one in it and had a backpack full of beers to drink while walking. We had an awesome time and now I can't wait for autumn scents and decorations.

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >I will never have a family and will passive aggresively rage about family things online to fill the hole inside me.
    Poor Anon.

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Cultural group activities are important both for the health of the group and the individual. You may have missed some important milestones along the way but that doesn’t mean they’re useless.

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lucky it's not widespread tradition in my country and especially in the smallish towns such as mine.

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I went as these guys with picrel uniform without the mustache. I looked like your another day wagie worker which didn't help very much with getting candies for my self with my 5 year old kid. Next year I'm going as homelander like I did last year.

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did legs.
    I did legs so hard, my glutes hurt today.

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i went as kurt cobain only like 6 people knew who i was in a party of 100 plus people. still had a good time tho

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I went as Paulie “Walnuts” Gualtieri to work

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