what do you guys think of crash diets?

what do you guys think of crash diets?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf is the point of the almond then?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      why even have the almond

      It wasn't just one almond it was and Activated Almond. Read the fricking article Black folk.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        an activated almond without an emu meatball?
        degenerate

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          How the hell do you manage to choke down your emu meatball without a homemade coconut?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      why even have the almond

      the almond is le bomb

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      probably because saying you only ate an almond is more attention-grabbing than just saying you ate nothing.

      Reading that sentence tricked you into thinking you wanted to read more about it, right? Now you know how it all works.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He had to get into the mindset of an insanse genocidal maniac who is responsible for the death of millions and the possible end of the world.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sasuga israelite

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its a lie

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      to keep him from starving to death, duh

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      activation

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      why even have the almond

      The almond is a codeword for anabolic steroids

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have become almond, destroyer of fat.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why even have the almond

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Agree. Bale (Bateman) had one can of tuna and one apple a day. That's pretty healthy and balanced for an insane crash diet. Cillian was already a skelly to begin with.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe this makes me sound stupid but I hate that every actor has to go to such extreme lengths to look flawless. I think it's bad for people's self esteem that everything in the media has to be unattainable. It's just so sneaky, no one will expect the extremes they went through to have such a chiseled face and just think that people out there are that attractive.

        I think how we look naturally should be celebrated more.

        Idk I sound like a textbook wokeist but I still think it's true.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Btw
          My point is that it's only sustainable for a very very short period of time. If they went through extreme lengths to do something reasonable, maintainable and without it being too unreasonably healthy, then I would respect that. But it's different when it's something that can only be maintained in such a short amount of time. Guaranteed the actors were so lightheaded they could barely drive safely. etc etc

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Just fast for a few days, anon. It’s not that difficult and it doesn’t reduce your ability to function in daily life, even if you do it half of every week for months.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          body positivity is important for more than just cis, young, white women. who are usually on the cusp of plus-sizing.

          we all have bodies that we need to develop relationships with. yet the space is hardly inclusive in its representation.

          everyone deserves to love their body.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Gayest post I've seen today and I've been on IST a lot today so that's saying something

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            You should consider suicide, I say this as a friend.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            (You)

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >left: troony
              >right: high estrogen woman

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                If by estrogen you mean cholesterol, sure thing chief

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I kinda unironically agree within certain contexts. There's a golden rule in fitness about how you should compare yourself to who you were yesterday, and should not compare any other standards.

            This goes beyond cliché. If 20 different people did whatever training/nutrition plan that was optimal for their health, they would still all look insanely different.

            Too many IST users are focused on the size ratios of one muscle group compared to another muscle group. Or people get obsessed with looking like a certain person. In reality, they might already have all the benefits of being attractive and in shape... not a single woman is going to notice unless there is something seriously wrong with your proportions.

            People stress about having small calves for example and it takes up way to much of their mental space.

            Tldr, just do a good balanced training and nutrition plan, take a reasonable look at your results to see if you should make adjustments in your plan but for the most part, accept the results.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe this makes me sound stupid but I hate that every actor has to go to such extreme lengths to look flawless. I think it's bad for people's self esteem that everything in the media has to be unattainable. It's just so sneaky, no one will expect the extremes they went through to have such a chiseled face and just think that people out there are that attractive.

            I think how we look naturally should be celebrated more.

            Idk I sound like a textbook wokeist but I still think it's true.

            Yall sound like degenerate coomers. Practise nofap and run instead of powershitting and you'll get chiselled.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              IST hates cardio because it actually requires effort. Lifting is easy, most of the time spent “lifting” is sitting around doing nothing waiting for the next rep

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I can't see any of these weightlifters to not pass out on the road jogging for a mile. Been there, done that, and it makes you miserable not being able to think clearly. Fitness standards are skewed everywhere, thats why i prefer cardio with bodyweight now.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >calls others coomers
              >preaches nofap
              kys moron

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >everyone deserves
            Let me stop you right there, b***h. No one deserves anything. All things in life must be fought for, because the world is harsh and will not give you anything for free. Get over it. Your body is the only thing you have direct control over, and you decide to be fat? Your body is ugly and so is your soul. Disgusting.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

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              I hate trannies so much you cannot imagine, I'd make you scream in pain until you'd pass out and when you'd wake up I'd do it again.
              Goddamn dirty fricking useless holes. I fricking hate trannies.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I hate my body and I punish it with lifting

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Tear your body to frick by over eating
            >Have no self respect
            >Make up lies to thwart others success

            Fat c**t

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Most just roid for a good body, which they can do without major side effects due to access to high quality doctors and frequent testing. It’s easy to stick to a diet when you’ve got private chefs who can cook whatever you like and portions catered to your caloric needs. It’s easy to do rolling fasts for a few months when you’ve got millions of dollars riding on a role, and even that is exceedingly rare with only Christian bale, Jake gyllanhaal, and this guy coming to mind.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Actors do not have to go on these extreme diets, Christian Bale is just an autist that does this on his own. He lost TOO MUCH weight for the machinist, to the point the director didn’t even want to film him.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Christian Bale was paid less than the makeup artists in American Psycho

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oppenheimer weighed 115 and was like 5' 11"
          He's just trying to present him a little more accurately.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tell you what anon, you care too much

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chad move

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    A bomb
    Almond.
    This means something.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      A bomb
      A lmonb
      A lomnb
      A lnomb
      (n turns 90 degrees clockwise)
      A bomb

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        this is actually a pretty funny coincidence
        did you think of that on the fly? That’s some autism level wordplay anon, good job

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have no idea how anyone could do this. If i eat an almond the entire container is finished within the day- so addictive yet so little satiety. Much easier to water fast with some salt if you're literally trying to eat a bite of food a day.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t believe him at all.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >what do you guys think of crash diets?
    that sound rather unpleasant to do, t b h

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    he glued all the almonds together and called that one almond

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine how delicious that one almond must have tasted

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine eating out of her ass and smelling her shit and farts and urine and gorging in them.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Too many calories.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        kys virgin moron.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Almonds just taste like wood to me. Like I'm eating chipboard.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's not even good bait or funny. Why would you type that?

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Welcome, newfriend!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      le funny screencap!
      die Black person

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he paid for a IST gold account
      kys

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      surely that money you paid must pay janny salaries... right?

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    To become the character he would have done better to build a really big rice cooker. A really high power rice cooker.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't Christian Bale only eat one apple and one can a tuna a day for the machinist? And he was way more malnourished.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whiskey and a cigarette I think.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He actually didn't feel bad about it at all, that was a biographer's invention later on. Oppenheimer followed that line with a whoop and shouted "Let's ruin some days, boys!" while rudely gesturing towards his crotch.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      homie that's NUTS!

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    homie looks like someone sucked the life outta him. He probably drank söimilk as well.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty good for two weeks (I'm talking like 500 calories a day though, not one almond lol).
    Not sure how long he sustained it but I'd do it for that.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Amateur.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Without any milk?!

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why do Americans eat meals with milk? Is it a culture thing?

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >one almond a day
    All the negatives of fasting without any of the positives. Just like how Oppenheimer felt when they unexpectedly used the bombs he built to blow something up. True method acting, I kneel.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s not as if eating 10 calories per day ruins your fast. Most people who fast consume more than that daily in the form of coffee, broth, or even their own skin they bite off of their cheeks or fingers.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It helps when you’re DESPERATE to lose weight. Plus, actors go to an extreme just to gain weight, lose weight, or gain muscle. Like Christian Bale. He played the role in the Machinist, then got real muscular for the Batman role. Talk about dedication.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's nothing. Sometimes I eat zero almonds a day.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is just clickbait to advertise the movie - it is all made up.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah but how big was the almond? They never tell you...

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    and The Rock, Arnold, Stallone are all 100% natty. you can always trust Hollywood to tell you the truth anon. idiot.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Emily Blunt said he ate an almond a day, clearly being hyperbolic to say he was on harsh diet and now it's getting reported as being literally what he ate.

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Taking anything ~~*Hollywood*~~ says at face value

    Crash diets have no value.

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's the perfect amount actually.

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