What exactly is a dad bod?

What exactly is a dad bod?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just a friendly way to say fat

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      /thread

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A pump after bulking is a “dad bod”
    A real dad bod is just a fat boomer, but that’s called just being fat.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >A pump after bulking is a “dad bod”
      dad bod is just the look, it is hormonal too. There is a feel to it. You see it and you know that male is fricked hormonally also.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Builtfat

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fatty fat fat, only other fatties are attracted

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anything relatively large and with enough muscle that women feel safe around you. if you can look like you beat other people up you're good even if you're kinda fat

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what you get from lifting but not really paying attention to diet, just eating a lot

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was pretty interesting to learn that even a dad bod is understood to have a muscular base.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It is not.

      /thread

      and unintimidating.

      anything relatively large and with enough muscle that women feel safe around you. if you can look like you beat other people up you're good even if you're kinda fat

      dad bod is NOT intimidating lol. That's why girls like it. It is the body of a man that girls don't find attractive, so the wife feels secure that he wont leave her.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A coping mechanism.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, "dad bod" is girl speak for "a man who is unfit and out of shape and wont catch the eyes of other girls so i feel SECURE with him."

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What exactly is a dad bod?
    Women like guys who are married and have kids already when they failed to secure any men at all.
    It is the same reason why if you get a reputation as a good lover you will have women text you first in your social circle.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Women like guys who are married and have kids already when they failed to secure any men at all.
      They dont "like" that guy.
      The very word “husband” further proves the point. The images that don’t come to mind when you envision one are warrior, killer, barbarian, sexy, or famous. Instead, you may think of words like compliant, hard worker, reliable, hen-pecked, fatigued, and boring. I may very well be a husband some day, so I’m not criticizing those who are married, but the nature of marriage will stuff a man into a beta male mold that then creates desire in his wife for an alpha.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >your social circle.
      Men in a social circle with girls always have less "power" due to scarcity. Most men dont have many social circles with many girls and then are constantly meeting new girls. In social circles, girls have the men in it and are constantly meeting new men outside of it. So over time, the men in the social circle end up depending on these girls are attention. If you rely on social circle for girls, you are at a major disadvantage.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It is the same reason why if you get a reputation as a good lover you will have women text you first in your social circle.
      In social circles, you can get away with being more dorky, beta, loser and a girl will still date you. Social circle girls are not a good gauge of how well of a player you are.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a dad bod is a man who smashes young pussy every night while powerlifters cry alone.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >what a WOMAN means when she says she likes a dadbod.

    You lift and look like it, but without visible abs.

    >What YOU want it to mean.

    You look like the average middle aged dad.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Off-season Cbum basically.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cbum is a beta dork. Ive seen vlogs where his ex gfs would talk shit to him infront of the camera and his friends.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lol wtf. Sauce?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It is in his YT channel. I like cbum. But reality is, western females test men in ways where if it was a man that did or said something similar, the male wouldn't let it pass. Also, you don't need "sauce." Just look at his exes and his current gf/wife and tell me she isn't westernized af. Cbum is a nice dude probably, it was just "le sigh..." seeing another male, a muscular and famous one, take shit from a sub human female when he should be out of her league.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          also, that specific ex gf was straight up insulting him. there are examples of more passive aggresive shit from her. and other exes. Seems like cbum dates the same types of chicks and they are all shitty. same body type too. This is why "wealth and status" doesnt mean anything when it comes to a man and a girl.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Also, Cbum was kinda malfunctioning when she dissed him, and his friends were too, cause they are all simps. Like something triggered a very slight response in their brains, you could see it, but they just let it slide. They were all muscular men too and looked like the masculine conservative type. So, western men are pretty much done.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    border between overweight and straight up obese with bit more muscle than skinnyfat. gross abomination women say they like but really it is vecause they coupdnt stand their man weighting less or even being prettier than their slapmig selves.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this a dad bod?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      increase your beer intake

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, complete with disgusting dirty manual labor hands

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/WLpOXqN.jpeg

        What exactly is a dad bod?

        >Yes, complete with disgusting dirty manual labor hands

        This is what dad bod is. Its the build of a guy who has done a physical job for the last 10 years while eating at a calorie surplus.

        So a guy with a mildly above average amount of strength and about average amount of fat.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lots of variation but peak dadbod is-
    decent amount of muscle with some fat over it
    acceptable shoulder to waist ratio
    mature markers but nothing super unhealthy like gyno or belly that gets in the way of your dick
    can still bench more than bodyweight

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >peak dadbod
      lol you cant add the word "peak."
      Majority of men dont have muscle.
      By adding "peak" you might as well say Arnold when he was 45 is peak dadbod.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i can add what i want lol get fricked
        the entire point of dadbod is muscle with some fat over it on an older dude
        literally a boomer who benches 3-4plates and then drinks a 6pack minimum

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's the point of growing out your hair as a guy if you're just going to tie it in a bun?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Denies barbers (turks) money and looks better than shaving it.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Someone who embodies the qualities of someone women would reproduce with and raise children with. Securing a stable food source means that fatter men are ideal for this role, however, being on birth control will alter a woman's preference to that of a gay man, who seeks feminine traits like leanness in men (a quality straight men like in pairing with women because it means she has no provider or stable food source, whereas fatter women are ideal for breeding because they have a stable food source now)
    Some men conflate cuteness for leanness, and sexiness with voluptuousness with this in mind. Women, similarly, would only find lean men attractive insofar that they appear as they COULD secure a food source at a later date. The ideal blend of atteactiveness in the male form is a slightly fatter, but noticibly muscular and imposing male, most often referred to as a Dad Bod.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its a psyop by women to lock down a man and ensure he doesnt leave them by making him unattractive enough that single women won't flirt with him enough for him to have a taste of a better woman

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So women make babies with these men because it's a psyop? So being an Incel must be the redpill

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Its like you didnt even read the post

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A meme that amerisharts came up with as yet another excuse to sit down as much as possible.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This specific thread rn probably has the highest concentration of moronic betas on the board rn

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Washed up former athlete, decent amount of muscle under some fat, around 19% bodyfat

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