What exactly is wrong with burgers?

What exactly is wrong with burgers?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    they contain meat

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    they contain vegetables

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    they contain bread

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    cost too much. macdonalds is like $20 bucks for a basic hamburger now a days.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      just smash some ground beef together?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shut your fricking mouth homosexual. You've missed the point entirely. Go eat shit.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        can not do this at me job mate so it is a bit less like what you're saying to do.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      this
      mcdonalds prices have gone up fivefold in the past 20 years

      give it another 10 years and mcdonalds will be more xpensive than fine dining at a restaurant

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just don't wonder what's the point when I go there. it's fast food but it takes a long time of waiting and then there's the price price price! love the taste though so I keep on sneaking back.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          everything is expensive

          a pizza is like 15 bucks now

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            so true mate. what is happening in the world? feels like every thing gone a bit mad, heh. can't even get me maccies and eat it in peace without some body going and stealing from my wallet.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            what the frick should we eat then?

            Just got 6 raw chicken breasts for 10 euros in europe. Is that good?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I just don't wonder what's the point when I go there. it's fast food but it takes a long time of waiting and then there's the price price price! love the taste though so I keep on sneaking back.

            Americans have it so easy.

            A pizza is like 5%(around 70 moneys) of my countries average salary.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >love the taste though
          Really? I Eat maccas if there's nothing open but if you have other options I don't see why you would ever go there. A cheesecake is better than any dessert they have. A fancy restaurant has better burgers and so on.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          You may actually have autism.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          The way you wrote that is both gay and fricking dumb. Really hope it's your third language or smth

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good people shouldn't be eating that shit. The amount of chemicals that they put into fries is really unhealthy. Combine that with whatever non-water beverage you get there, as well as the "low" price + access to the food, and it's the reason our population is so god damn overweight.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          correct, only bad people should be eating that shit.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pay fast food workers $15 an hour!!!
      >no way the company would pass those costs on to consumers, nosiree

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        it by and large isn't the same people saying both things

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, well I choose to believe it is so I can conveniently portray them as fools and hypocrites, got a problem with that?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        if anything ubereats did market research for them and showed people were actually willing to pay quite a bit for on demand goyslop

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    grains and seed oils in the bun. everything else is fine

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    nothing inherently, the component ingredients have all sorts of preservatives, seed oils and filters.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      this
      making your own burgers is generally fine, especially if you buy locally (we have a farmers market that has meat)
      buying burg from mcds or bk or wherever is a different story, shit is full of poison that no one is required to inform the consumer of

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    That costs $30 in Wisconsin. Fit if you throw the buns away.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're a liar, I live in the northwoods and even at ritzy Duluth-area bar n grills you will not pay 30 dollars for a burger.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Seconding this anon. Even Milwaukee Burger's Defibrillator is under 30 smackaronis

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so mind broken by this dumb website that I immediately thought you meant Americans. Burgers are great if you're bulking and making them yourself. Personally they're too tasty for me to include in my normal meal rotation.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm so mind broken by this dumb website that I immediately thought you meant Americans.
      Came here to post this

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    bread, fiber, and overcooked lean meat. typical slave meal.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing is wrong if you make them yourself and use good ingredients.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone keeps bondburgering my sister and I don't know what to do about it

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Underrated post

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I made some at home yesterday. I had some chuck roast steak that I cubed into 1 inch pieces and froze overnight.
    I defrosted it for 45 mins, then I put it in my food processor, and lightly ground it up, so it wasn't a paste.
    Made smash burgers in butter, only added salt.
    Best best way make a burger.
    I don't trust store-bought ground.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >its expensive
    what...???
    250 grams ofgood quality burgers (half a pound) costs me like 4$
    bread is dirt cheap, maybe 40c a bun
    a single tomato is like what, 30c?
    a slice of cheese is maybe 50c
    mayonaisse 10c

    Two good quality burgers, for maybe 8$ max, that's a meal right there especially if you stir-fry dirt cheap potatoes in the leftofer fat from baking the burgers, which is delicious btw

    let's be honest here, 10$ for a large and filling tasty meal with plenty of protein is good , it requires almost no cooking skills

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    protein/cost is terrible

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I ate 4 Big Macs yesterday because nobody wants to date me

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      That'll show them

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >refines white flour
    >processed cheese product
    >translgutaminase

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      cheese product
      I hate the orange looking cheese they put there

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing if you pick the ingredients yourself and make burgers at home.

    I'm not a fan of bread, or the gluten, but a burger or two every once in a while isn't gonna kill anyone.

    Just do yourself a favor and don't buy the shit they sell at McDonald's and the like. They used to be decent but they're more toxic than ever now.

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's perceived as lower class, so nobody questioned excessively demonising them in bogus science papers.

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sneed oil sauce + meat fried in sneed oil + american "cheese" + bun is more like cake than bread. Probably contains sneed oil too.

    You can make healthy burgers, but you won't find them at your average restaurant.

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    homemade burger? nothing, arguably one of the absolute healthiest foods you could eat. the bread is what it is but im not gonna schizo over it. i prefer my carbs from rice, pasta or potatoes. atleast in pasta you have some protein altho very marginal but bread is just useless slop.

    the thing thats wrong with processed burgers is that they are that, processed. low quality slop with tons of additives. compare the macros of a big mac to a homemade burger and you will be shocked.

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    They are sometimes food

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    food is way cheaper in america than europe, if you can’t afford food in america try getting a job, even the homeless are fat in america

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The burger isn't the problem, the burger-making process is.

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Simple, it mixes dairy and meat, making it impermissible to eat.

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Depends where you get them. They can be loaded with a shit load of dangerous stuff. If you make them yourself they can be very healthy.

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's the best food if you make it everything yourself.

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What exactly is wrong with burgers?
    They vote against their own interests and funnel their own non-existent money into ukraine and isreal then blame on anybody but themselves. It's a land full of blamers and nobody takes responsibilities for all the frick up but all they know is pointing fingers.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think voting matters in the USA. Not a commie but Lenin was right when he spoke about two-party "democracies"

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >funnel their own non-existent money into ukraine
      >hand me down cold war surplus and 20 HIMARS is 'funnelling money'
      If the US were supporting Ukraine to the extent Russia supported the DPRK and North Vietnam the war would be over

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Besides America has infinite money

        Unless they lose a world war the american government can simply issue more bonds indefinitely with zero problems.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Losing a war would give them the convenient basis to declare bankruptcy and reset all national debt to zero, default on treasury bonds, etc. Until then, I guess kicking the can down the road for the next generation to worry about is tried and tested

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >white bread
    >sugary sneed oil sauce
    >fatty red meat

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing per se

    But fast food burgers are usually cooked with oil(the cheapest kind possible) and there's massive amounts of sodium on everything, not counting the mayonnaise

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I was a teen I lived on OMAD, the Burger King spicy beanburger and a strawberry milkshake, just £4. Kept me fit and healthy.

  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing,it's a complete meal,but the meats is not the best quality,still its so good it can be a daily staple of a healthy diet

  32. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing if homemade
    Too greasy if bought

  33. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The buns, often the sauce, and the protein to calorie ratio. Otherwise theyre great.

  34. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    They run a global pyramid scheme in which they export their inflation to every other country via us dollar bonds and they enforce complience with their pyramid scheme through criminal violence.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      sounds based
      might makes right, you weak pussy homosexual

  35. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    ground beef has a lot of cholesterol or something

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