What happened to this dude's face? Is this what body fat % does to a mf, or is there something else to it?
What happened to this dude's face? Is this what body fat % does to a mf, or is there something else to it?
What happened to this dude's face? Is this what body fat % does to a mf, or is there something else to it?
Age and bodyfat
This
Likely this
He doesn't keep in shape, as it seems to be irrelevant for both his professional and private life.
See his hairline? It also changed, that's age. You cannot escape. But yes, he also got fatter.
He had widows peak when he was younger too, his hairline hasn’t changed that much. It’s more age and body fat, the guy looks better than 90% of others his age
you are coping hard. One of the main ways that people determine a mans age is looking at his hairline. Hair is a major thing in how aged you look.
Yep. With 30-31 my hairlines changed a little. Not by much, but it was enough to make me realize that my 20's youth is gone.
Alcohol bloat
This. Pretty sure Leo is a hardcore alchie while Ben Affleck looks way better at 50
Ben affleck is confirmed drinker, LMAO
Well Ben has aged better. So has Ryan Reynolds
Also Brad Pitt is a confirmed alcky but he also workouts
Brad Pitt doesn't look so great these days either
He's literally 62. He looks decent
He’s 59.
DiCaprio looks worse than all of them though
Okay, but why did you claim he’s "literally 62"?
he looks shit for 59, but great for 62
Yeah looks great for his age. 62 is pretty old, most people look awful at that age
Yeah true, looks good for 60-ish. But still 60-ish, same with Johnny.
Maybe Leo doesn't look too bad either lol
Leo is 48. He’s from an entirely different generation of actors than Pitt/Depp/Clooney etc.
Fair enough, I don't really know how good/bad these guys look tbqhwy
>Maybe Leo doesn't look too bad either
He's like 45. He looks terrible. For comparison, Maek Wahlberg is 48
Wahlberg is 51. You could spend less than a second looking this stuff up.
They're still close in age and Mark is still miles better in shape
Okay but you were completely wrong. Did you just straight up make up this post
? What’s wrong with you?
Zoomers are something else. Lookism has to be giant psyop to make the men weak and coddled. Don’t get me wrong it’s obviously real but obsessing over it is just cringe
Extremely handsome
kek he's older yes but even in an unflattering picture like this he's handsome
This man will be 70 and still lure in more chicks than you.
Brad Pitt got sober almost a decade ago.
Brad got drunk and beat up angelina and his asian kid like 3 years ago.
That was 8 years ago, wasn't it?
Ben got sober a long time ago. He's had a few falls off the wagon, but he has mostly stayed sober through his 40s. Thats when the alcohol bloat damage really starts to set in.
>age
>got fat
>regular alcohol use
>out in the sun so much his skin looks like shit
>probably one of those "macho" men who's too good for proper skin care and anti-aging supps and treatments
Maybe he is miserable and needs to consume to cope with his own reality and mortality. Yacht life looks glamorous from a glance. Imagine going on yatch cruises just to drink some wienertails and bang a breathing Fleshlight with your half limp 50 year old whiskey dick. Not very fufilling. Very self-destructive.
over and over and over. i was just having this conversation. why do places like dubai exist? theyre touted as playgrounds for the rich but what do the rich actually do there? sit around by the pool? eat food at a restaurant? buy stuff? it seems like rich people just sit around in different locations consuming. seems super boring tbh.
my friend is in dubai now, she sent me a video of her hanggliding through the city, it was really amazing. what seems boring to you is your own imagination
Once the hang-gliding is over, what's the point? What is temporary is ultimately without meaning. By extension that which is permanent has meaning; either by continued existence or by influence on that which continues to exit
I love morons who haven't experienced this life-style for a day thinking they"re fit to judge it
the charm of large amounts of money and fame is being able to do whatever you want whenever you want without compromise, not what those desires are specifically
also try to imagine that literally everyone you interact with is both extremely well compensated for it and thrilled to do it
nothing but good vibes and the best experiences and wares mortals can create, always
He. Hit. The: Wall
Leotardo if he turkiyeshish
I love alcohol but don't want to end up like dicrapio, are benzos the solution?
Yes. Unfortunately they're even more addictive.
Benzos will only help if you take them when you REALLY need it. If slam back a 2mg xanny everyday you are gonna feel just as bad.
low dose ketamine
Pretty sure DiCaprio does no working out whatsoever. Just drink on the weekends and watch your macros and you should be fine
friendo, don't get the benzo...
Have you considered not using?
he's a jack nicholson/marlon brando regen, just living it up drinking/eating/fricking with no regard for his body after age 40
I think it's called aging but i'm not sure.
Okay, but explain why he's so puffy now.
Because he is fat, people get puffier with fat
He's a heavy drinker, boozing like that bloats your face like other anons have said. And dont think its confirmed with dicaprio but he pobably gets on coke regularly too. You'll notice similar puffiness in depp
Depp and Leo were never gym guys and primarily relied on their youthful leanness. Pitt was clearly always an athletic guy that hit the gym regularly.
He's not doing himself a service with that hair. He always had longer hair, because he has a triangle shaped face. He needs hair/volume at temple's height. But since he was in court he wanted to look "tidy/clean".
>tiny hands
johnny-bros, we lost
he's such a weird individual
He's just fat.
>What happened to this dude's face?
Like 30 years passing? Lol wtf you think people stay young forever?
>someone gets old
>lookism incel has a meltdown
every time
I can’t wait till all the looksmaxx blackpill zoomers hit the male wall after they realized they wasted their youth cope spamming on forums and watching YouTube shorts on missing out on their teen love looksmatch
watch another zyzz compilation
Decades of prime pussy wears a homie out
Body fat is a big part of it, Leo is overweight. He drinks and does coke too though, so facial puffiness from heavy drinking + coke bloat
There's a lot of pics of Johnny Depp and Brad Pitt looking pretty rough too
Another thing, in Leo's case the facial hair isn't helping - you should shave any hair that grows down your neck like that, it only makes a double chin look worse
Brad Pitt seemed to get younger for Troy, could have been makeup or injections, he was in better shape too tho
Troy was made 20 years ago
I meant at the time, yeah
20 years of age + alcohol + partying
Not too bad for 45 here
Only one man dares give me the raspberry...
oh shit is that lone star? i never knew that
Loss of collagen leading to more sagging skin and wrinkles
Skin doesn't exfoliate and renew as fast so skin texture is worse and "older" looking
Loss of subcutaneous fat in important areas like around the eyes and around the nose (creating nasolabial folds)
Gaining subcutaneous fat in undesirable areas like the cheeks, jar, neck
>nasolabial folds
These are the worst, everyone gets these first.
Not sure if fillers hurt them more later on.
>Not sure if fillers hurt them more later on.
Same, not sure.
But I can tell you botox, in the log run, definitely does.
Botox atrophies the face muscles leading to major sagging later on.
Does that occur with Botox applied to forehead and near the eyes to prevent crows feet and frown lines? Most professionals refuse to apply anywhere else not sure if that’s what you refer to.
I also had it applied to masseter muscle twice because they were overdeveloped and did not have a teeth guard at the time but no longer require it.
Odd because I have some forehead lines and greying but 0 nasolabial folds. I think those are genetic mostly
Lucky fricker. It is the only marks I am getting.
Hoping tret will slow them.
Tret works 100%, it's preventative tho, it doesn't really reverse skin damage. Either way, some lines and a little greying is inevitable. Nasolabial folds are ok as well unless they get really deep and the skin starts to sag. The only thing that really fricks you up is balding
I'm starting to get them, late 20s.
Chronic lmaoing at IST is the primary cause. It's hard to keep the creases in check when I see the funniest shit I've ever seen twice a week
>jar
not sure if asian or talking about glass containers
>he doesn't just put his excess fat in a jar
ngmi fatty
What’s her secret? She is 70 and looks like a GILF
Tell the folks at home what you think a GILF is, anon.
NTA, but I reckon that's a grannie he'd like to FRICK
So by definition a good looking 70 year old would be a GILF. His question makes no sense.
I'd still tap that ngl
Good vibes, auramaxxing
healthy living for one, probably
but most importantly it's her bone structure. People with robust features, high cheekbones and broad jaws and big chins will look far better when they're older than their counterparts with rounder faces
How does Henry Cavil look these days?
And the twilight guy?
>these days
Robert Pattinson was just in Batman a year ago, anon. What the frick are you talking about?
I don't watch modern tv because I'm too based
But do you watch YouTubers, Twitch and hang out on Discord instead? If so, not even remotely based.
I very rarely watch youtube to learn certain things about diet or earning money, that is it.
You guys underestimate how much booze bloats the shit out of your face
I'm 26 and when I used to booze heavily my face would be a baloon for like a week after a binge
I remember timing dates so it's 4 days after my binge and my face looks human again so I can get laid lmao
is it really that bad? I wasnt aware of that and ive been drinking every week lately
When you're young your kidneys sort of take care of it but habitual boozers get that distinctive pumpkin head once they approach 30
hydrate well, take breaks from booze, don't be a weekend warrior for months straight
right, ive been exactly that for the past 3 months but i think ill chill out a little
people who are in their 20s/30s now will be hard-mogging these guys when they reach 50 considering the anti-aging game is getting serious boosts lately
not enough research on humans yet
just starve yourself, drink water, sleep in total dark and sniff collagen
When i should start taking this shit? In my 30s? 40s? What are the risks?
He took testerone vs his natural estrogen.
The man is middle aged, has his pick ot the litter for prime sloots and still gets high profile roles. What reason does he have to spend his time automatically browsing the depths of a looksmaxxing forum or a horse breeding image board
He looks exactly the same???
Left is ~25 years older right? Doesnt seem that bad. And hes fricking 18year olds so based as
Would help if he lost weight a bit
>Brad Pitt is my dad's age
Alcohol bloat, bodyfat, age.
He could still look VERY similar to the right picture but he obviously abuses shit and doesn't care much about his appearance.
Keep in mind some guys wear makeup.
Chris Gibson is a good example guy is 58 looks about 35-40
He's fricking 50, you moron
he's always had a pumpkin-shaped head
I wonder how many hyper superficial zoomers are going to kill themselves when they find out aging is compulsory. I guarantee when you are Leo's age you will look 100 times worse.
For me I just spent my entire youth alone in doors because of blackpill mindset, I am starting to get smile lines at 25 and want to kms
He looked better for women. Probably gay flags prefer him as a teen Twink Wich is why the average fitard is simping for young Leo. Cuz they gae
Leo looks very much like an alcoholic right now.
Make sure you have plenty of
vit b3
vit c
zinc with copper
cod liver
These will help your skin lads
George Clooney is looking really good for 67. Still better than Leo.
The 90s had
>Leo dicaprio
>brad pitt
>Johnny depp
>George clooney
>mads mikkelsen
The 20s has
>???
Where have all the beautiful men gone lads (no homo)
We have qt Asians now. No need for beautiful men.
clearly there is a worldwide shortage because you can't name any
(attractiveness, not acting capability)
>Chris Hemsworth
>Henry Cavill
>James Marsden (looks similar to Chris Pine, but better imo)
none of those men mog the 90's sex symbols
everything, everywhere is slowly getting worse
Thats just you being a boomer
>everything is getting worse
No it’s fricking not you sound like my parents (boomers). You’re choosing to believe in this manner
They really had to add "wife who works at Walmart"
The type of movies George Clooney used to star in practically don’t exist anymore. Even Brad Pitt is slumming it in C-tier trash like Bullet Train.
Timothee Chalamet
Tom Holland
Harry Styles
Jacob Eldori
It's over
>what happened to this dudes face?
I dont know anon, maybe 26 years of aging?
Even men are getting scared of aging these days, the media has really done a number on us lmao.
>duuuude look how this guy looks different between 25 and 45 no wayyyyy
Youth culture has dominated the US since the 90s arguably, but social media has certainly only magnified it.
I mean, he ages, but the girls he dates don't
dude has probably been bored of crushing pussy AND pretty boy acting roles for years. Got that grizzled, functioning alcoholic look just to mix things up.
ALCOHOL. It makes your face neck swell and when you quit it goes down some, but not completely. Much of the swelling is permanent.
She's a troon unironically. A lot of male hollywood actors are.
He aged like 30 years you fricking idiot.
Youth and beauty are practically synonymous
Handsome truth looks good for 42
He got older dumbass
Tom Cruise ages like fine milk
Women age like bad milk, men age like a fine milk
Tom Cruise is a young looking old man. Most milkmen age like women, Tom Cruise ages like a postman, who delivers wine
Most women age like specialist postmen who deliver milk, also known as milkmen. Tom Cruise ages like a postman who delivers wine, a wineman
It's real. Tom Cruise aged like a fine wine. The lady aged like a milk
Fine wine ages like a 56 year old cheese. Milk ages like a Tom
Tom Cruise looks 35 but is 56. When Tom was 32, he looked older than he does now, even when he played a man of 24. Now that he's 56, he could play a man of 68 who looks not a day over 44
Some cheeses get better with age. A 56 year old fine cheese ages better than a 2 year old regular cheese
28 regular cheeses ageing for 2 years will just about equal the amount of ageing of a fine cheese ageing for 56 years
Tom Cruise is 56 and has aged like a fine wine. Bela Lugosi stopped ageing in 1956, because he died
Tom aged like a fine wine, Cruise aged like a fine cheese
Tom Cruise died, but looks like he hasn't aged a cheese over 56. Milkmen age like woman wine
If a Tom Cruise opens a cheese, he's a master milk. If a woman's lock is opened by wine, she's a shitty cheese.
If Tom Cruise ages like cheese and leaves the station on a train travelling 56 mph, and at the same time Bela Lugosi leaves a milk station travelling in the opposite direction at 44 mph, and both stations are 56 years apart, how long before both trains age like a woman?
Tom Cheese was 56 years old when he first went on a cruise
When Tom Cruise received his first paycheck, the first thing he bought was a 56 year old hot cheese
When Tom was a 56 year old Cheese he aged like a cruise
The quantity of wine divided by how long the cheese takes to age like a fine Tom Cruise equals 56.
Tom Cheese goes cruising to look for milk
And the cheese goes to: Oscar Cruise
>28 regular cheeses ageing for 2 years will just about equal the amount of ageing of a fine cheese ageing for 56 years
>Tom Cruise died, but looks like he hasn't aged a cheese over 56. Milkmen age like woman wine
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behold: the socratic method
reading this was like having a series of rapid successive strokes
and that's a good thing
Lack of adrenochrome
This is the destiny of every baby faced male, extra negative points if they have weak facial hair; you will just look meh as you get older