What Hindu deity should I worship and what rituals should I do to maximize my gains.
It's about time I take this lifting shit seriously.
What Hindu deity should I worship and what rituals should I do to maximize my gains.
What Hindu deity should I worship and what rituals should I do to maximize my gains.
It's about time I take this lifting shit seriously.
not hindu but i prayed to thor once and my gains started going up again after plateauing for months
Hanuman. He is an immortal god and is the most "reactive". Read the Hanuman Chalisa everyday. He only resides on Earth to hear the name of "Rama" chanted by devotees. Chant the name Rama and read the hanuman chalisa everyday if possible. Also no meat on tuesdays if you are serious about this
you sound like my mom
take the schizo left hand path and make blood sacrifices to Kali before every lift if you really want to maximise gains.
I am your mom
I agree with this anon come to the dark side a bunch of banana juice drinkers ain't gonna help you.
DO IT FOR MOMMY
kino
then can you stop being a fat fricking sow and clean up the house for once I am sick of being the sole accountability figure in this household, also just because something is on sale at the grocery store doesn't mean you have to buy fricking 50 of them and then get pissed at me when I throw it away because it's been left open and rotting in the fridge for 2 weeks as "you were going to use it".
muh I carried you for 9 months Black person
you look like you've been carrying 3 more for 12 years homosexual
Will Krishna help me stop jerking off? Seriously
Krishna was canonically a gigachad who spread his seed wide across the subcontinent, I recall there being a chapter in the ISKON version of the Bhagavatham where they calculate his geneology, dude had like 2.6 mil children and grandchildren combined.
tldr no.
homie, all of them fricking died because Gandhari cursed Krisha. No way a son of God is casually roaming around
wasnt that the pandava kids? when the frick did this happen in the war?
It was after the war, ghandari cursed krishna becaue she knew krishna could have stopped it but didnt. Krishnas children all killed each other, like the kurukshetra war because gandhari wanted krishna to share a similar fate as hers. Also gods dont have sex apparently, they only give blesings and a child starts growing in the womb
ahh shit right I was confusing it w. ashwatthama breaking into the pandava camp and massacring the children the day after the war ended.
>Also gods dont have sex apparently, they only give blesings and a child starts growing in the womb
I get how that works for the pandavas + karna but Krishna was a God in human form I'm still inclined to believe otherwise, dude was busy romancing half the girls in his village during the Radha arc.
Maybe, who knows. He was very mischeivious after all. But the children are dead anyway so no point arguing now I guess. They say theres a temle in India where each night, Krishna dances with the gopis in said temple and anyone who witnesses this goes insane o loses their ability to speak though
>hindu
please... dyel gods