What is a cheap alternative to smelling salt?

What is a cheap alternative to smelling salt?

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  1. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    anal sex?

  2. 12 months ago
    SwedishBrorsan

    your mom

  3. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Facesitting and ass sniffing/worship is so overrated on here. It's incredibly awkward and after 2 minutes you'll get bored of it and will never care for it ever again.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm trans btw if that makes a difference.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm afraid you have a terminal case of the gay

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm afraid you are still a virgin.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          My dude the reason I love it is because my vb player ex would sit on my face and jerk me off
          I could have died happy under those buns

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              I miss Frank so much.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's bc its a high test enviroment and you look like you don't belong

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pretty sure only virgins are into that stuff. Why would you want to sniff an butthole when you could stick your dick in her? If you had done both you would know what a ridiculous decision that is

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        you're not picking one or the other, you get both

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          exactly, sniffing the butthole gets the dick rockhard, then you stick it in

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        exactly, sniffing the butthole gets the dick rockhard, then you stick it in

        You guys get hard by smelling shit? What the frick is wrong with white people

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tfw go to asian massage parlour and get a young fit girls in leggings to sit on your face and jack you off while you are deeply inhaling her ass particles.

      Theres no better feeling bros

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Literally same

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hear you but sometimes at the gym you see a nice brapper you just want to lay on like a pillow

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      my wife will shove her fat ass in my face and i can cum hands free if i havent cum in 3-4 days. you’re just gay

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        How is she not grossed out and considering divorce knowing you like smelling her literal shit? Genuine question.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          should have clarified - i have an ass fetish not a shit fetish. sweaty hole isnt too bad but she’s clean and enemas whenever i plan on fricking the brapper

  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    This girl is actually pretty funny, I like her Instagram stories. She's the only woman who makes me laugh and I don't even find her attractive to begin with

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      whats her name?

  5. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    hmm it’s on the nose but i can’t quite figure it out

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kekked. moronic pictures like this is why I come here. Thank you anon.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous
  6. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    No NSFW on fit dude ya gonna get janitized

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      Oh my lord I thought the day would never come I never IN MY LIFE thought this would happen. Anon, thank you so much. I’m crying from joy while I nut simultaneously.

      https://i.imgur.com/omgSDKD.gif

      [...]
      bros I can't believe I've seen her anus. Serena Abweh turned her bhole to the camera and spread her cheeks and even stretched it a little. I was on like 10 days NoFap and I said nope, black swan event, there's no shame in this. I didn't even know her browneye was out there and minutes later I'm blowing ropes to it. It is what it is!

      it'd be a real shame if based may poster showed up

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who?

  7. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Oh my lord I thought the day would never come I never IN MY LIFE thought this would happen. Anon, thank you so much. I’m crying from joy while I nut simultaneously.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      No NSFW on fit dude ya gonna get janitized

      bros I can't believe I've seen her anus. Serena Abweh turned her bhole to the camera and spread her cheeks and even stretched it a little. I was on like 10 days NoFap and I said nope, black swan event, there's no shame in this. I didn't even know her browneye was out there and minutes later I'm blowing ropes to it. It is what it is!

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        I couldn’t have said this better myself. I’ve wanted to frick her up her ass and fill her to the brim for years now, and now I have an exact visual of her butthole and pussy? Yeah, I’m busting nuts to this.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/omgSDKD.gif

          [...]
          bros I can't believe I've seen her anus. Serena Abweh turned her bhole to the camera and spread her cheeks and even stretched it a little. I was on like 10 days NoFap and I said nope, black swan event, there's no shame in this. I didn't even know her browneye was out there and minutes later I'm blowing ropes to it. It is what it is!

          [...]
          Oh my lord I thought the day would never come I never IN MY LIFE thought this would happen. Anon, thank you so much. I’m crying from joy while I nut simultaneously.

          Wow that actually wasn’t worth it. It’s a woman’s butthole and pussy who cares. I feel like an animal with zero control over his own biological urges or will.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based. Everything in moderation even moderation: when your dream girl’s butthole appears you must act.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Black swan event
        Kek
        More like brown swan
        Anti fragile fapping

  8. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hmm I see something I'd like to sniff

  9. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Meth.
    You will get the best workout of your entire life, followed by a 36 hour goon session.

  10. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love women so much bros, it's unreal...

    Try coke OP, much more expensive though.

  11. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cheap alternative

  12. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can find liquid ammonia at any hardware or large grocery store. Smelling salts is just concentrated ammonia, no?

  13. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    F jannies for taking it down

    https://vocaroo.com/13RZ9sJrNESv

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Please reupload it again homie i havent seen it

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Black person, how new are you?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        a moment of silence for our brother Anon

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because everybody should at least see it once

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Holy Shit.Thank you, Anon.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Man it ain't even really her
          Got my hopes up for nothing

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      10/10 highly underrated post

  14. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    You could just build up some cardio fitness and not have to rely on smelling salts to keep you from passing out. It's actually free.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >smelling salts while lifting are to keep from passing out
      holy moron
      don't even post body I know exactly what you look like

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I know exactly what you look like

  15. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vicks

  16. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm on dating apps not for the cutest girl, or for wife material, but for women that will let me sniff their nasty asses. I wish there was a place besides here to talk about this amazing treat

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous
  17. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    salt doesnt have an aroma for what purpose are you smelling it you fricking dumbass

  18. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did she do it?

  19. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    smelling pepper

  20. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Getting a kiss from a girl

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      If that was true then the alternative to a kiss from a girl would be smelling salt,but it isn't

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Getting kissed by a girl releases feel good hormones and is motivating

  21. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tabasco sauce, don't eat it just smell it

  22. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Actual answer, having someone slap your face/back/legs/ass

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