>hitting the gym
Based >smoking weed
Cringe >penising hoes
Cringe
1 out of 3 or only 33% based, a failing grade. I hereby sentence you to 500 clap-push ups.
I have a job, so sadly I have to talk to plenty of women every day.
Why would you inflict something like that onto another person? At least the push ups anon told you to do would have been beneficial for you.
If you're literally not high all day every day on pot, you're a fricking moron
Do you see the world we live in? Everything is a scam. Its a scam. You don't owe anyone to be not High on weed
Also, marijuana is a vitamin or adaptogen more than a drug
Wake&bake team here. Also i dropped out of university, dont have a drivers licence and im 30.
But i smoke everyday. I cant workout without getting stoned first tho.
>You don't owe anyone to be not High on weed
The person you owe it to is yourself. So what if the world is a scam? So what if the world is hell? You aren't a scam. Value yourself. Don't treat yourself with the same contempt you see out there.
>Do you see the world we live in? Everything is a scam. Its a scam.
Hmmm, yes the world that I see, interact with and experience everyday is a scam. My actions have consequences here but let me smoke weed so I can create an illusion and escape from this "scam."
Come on now.
First of all, everyone is quick to pish you on chemical drugs that fucj you way more than weed ever could
Second nit everyone's situation is the same. Weed can be a huge help in some circumstances because it lowers stress
Lowering stress is worth more than gold
A mind that smokes weed but removes excessive stress is healthier even if you take into account any supposed ill effects from the weed (which don't exist tbh, weed is a nootropic)
Firstly, >pish >fucj >nit
You smoke so much you can't even function.
Furthermore, weed only relieves stress at low doses, in higher doses i.e. smoking every day it is shown to increase anxiety as you develop a psychological dependence.
Keep smoking bud, you are removing yourself from my competition.
G2G I am busy bending my problems and my world to my will. [I am winning btw]
When you smoke you're actually still sober
All anti weed people get their ideas about weed from 1920s anti Mexican propaganda created by the amerikans
Smoking weed is like wearing clothes, clothes are added to a naked body so we can live, weed is added to a naked mind in the same way
Like nicotine, coffee or alcohol, you don’t need weed to make gains. Why would you voluntarily become a slave of these substances? Here slave means those pot heads who rip a bong as soon as they wake up. You call these chemicals that pass through your brain sober?
I dont watch any TV or movies or any od that you know what trash and I have superb self control, fast once a week, have huge motivation even when I use marijuana
Everything you're parroting is a 1920s anti Mexican propaganda myth
It's 2023 now
The point is, they want to control your mind your thoughts your ideas your words. So throw a fork in all od their plans and chill out enjoy life
I love this, the stoner stereotype has always made me laugh. I work 5 days a week, own my home, lift 5 times a week, am with my childhood crush/love of my life, and smoke weed almost nightly, maybe 4 times a week at the batting cages. You know there’s sober morons who do nothing but sit in front of a TV watching Rick and morty with clear, unbloodshot eyes? Laziness has nothing to do with weed. If you still think that, I have a terrorist attack to warn you about on September 11th, 2001!
9 months ago
Anonymous
lmfao this moron thinks 9/11 was a terrorist attack
Have fun not touching your dick and never meeting women then I guess? You do you boo.
lmfao this gay cares what women think
9 months ago
Anonymous
>You know there’s sober morons who do nothing but sit in front of a TV watching Rick and morty with clear, unbloodshot eyes?
the horror
I would agree with you if you show any discipline on using these drugs. Apparently you don’t and you would rather be high 24/7. Who cares about drinking some vodka or smoking a cigar for a night out? It is those who are actually addicted to these substances and lose the will to control.
I did smoke shit ton of weed when I played instruments so I can play better music. Can you control yourself? From my experience and other pot heads like you, the answer is no
I remember girls hands. Those were the days
You're right they are soft and small
Having a girl like you is the pinnacle of life there is literally nothing higher in life
Weed and the Gym go together like chocolate and peanut butter. >you smell
Vape Pen >you can’t focus on sets
You’re right, and therefore I double up and end up lifting more >y-you’re a degenerate!
And hating on drugs is such a b***h move, it immediately makes women think you’re small-minded, they know you are scared of trying new things.
>And hating on drugs is such a b***h move, it immediately makes women think you’re small-minded,
deferring to female approval is the ultimate b***h move
That's life if you're a 28 or under twinklet who places value in the ephemeral.
Me? I better myself physically, mentally and spiritually so I can approach my natural death with as full a life as possible.
Weed fricking sucks. The longer you smoke the less your mind is going to be able to cope with it. You will see. And it will be fricking hard to quit then. And if you manage to quit your amount and quality of pussy will skyrocket. You will not see that though, because your a pussy b***h that wont quit and is ready to delude yourself with excusses to not do what it would take to become a pussy slayer 9000
Like alcohol it completely depends on the end user. If you're a fricking moron and do either every day then yeah you'll just see life fly by and probably run into health issues but if you do it once or twice a week then you'll be fine.
You don't get the issues from literally smoking weed but from neglecting your body due to being high moron. Or are you trying to tell me youve never made a mistake when you were high?
>You will never, ever, ever have health issues from weed
It depends on what you classify a health issue. If you smoke weed every single day, your brain sheds other coping mechanisms, and going sober feels like hell because everything is a crisis to you. Which is textbook psychological addiction.
I used to be a daily stoner in my early 20s, so were most of my friends. As we've aged, I still smoke, but rarely, only once a quarter or so. That general pattern holds true for my friends who have successful lives. The ones who are unsuccessful, with no fulfillment or purpose who are stuck wasting their lives away, still smoke daily and can't handle life without it.
Weed discourse on the internet >Guy who has smoked for <5 years: Weed doesn't do ANYTHING to you bro it does NOTHING there's NO SIDE EFFECTS >Guy who has smoked for 10+ years: Never pick up weed. It made me hollow, I am just now barely able to function without it, I have been a mess for years >Guy new to weed: wow that guy's probably full of shit, that won't happen to me
>hitting the gym
Based >smoking weed
Will give it a try some day
Penising the hoes
Guess you're clearly talking about gymthots like pic related, though this is still based.
Hell, I pretty much hit the gym 5 days a week every week mostly to improve my odds of getting a gf or at least a frick buddy who's just as hot as the chick in your OP or similar to this.
Lifting for yourself is absolutely fine, though I seriously want a reasonably beautiful girlfriend or frickbuddy.
It sounds fun have a girl to watch movies with, walk around with, drink together and even argue with sometimes, have sex with, etc even if she's clingy, needy, or even a bit crazy:
It's still better than being a single guy who has no one. >You can't refute this
Honestly, I can't refute what you said.
>hitting the gym
Based >smoking weed
cringe, consume all the meat and eggs you can to make the globohomosexual bug eaters cry and piss themselves >penising the hoes
No. Make hoes fear you from your absolute size. Every cute cashier girl you interact with should be shaking, on the verge of tears as she rings up your massive order of meat, eggs, fish, and dairy. Her mind breaking at the mere concept of a human being capable of this kind of savagery right in front of her. Make hoes fear for their lives without laying so much as farting in their general direction.
I agree but I also dabble in alcohol and cocaine and have a personal rule to never do anything multiple days in a row, except lifting.
Speaking of, have you ever had a girl do a line of your wiener fit? It's pretty great, they always suck it right after too, you don't even have to ask
Yeah that's a classic too, snort the line, lick where it was, smack her ass, ez pz
Doing a line off breasts is fun, doing a line anywhere off a hot chick is fun, because 95% of the time it involves coked up sex with a hot skinny chick pretty soon after
Life for me is: >engaging in a lifelong series of legal battles against big pharma and moronic administrative agencies making people’s lives harder for no reason other than to hold power over the polity >being fit so I can use my body how I enjoy it: with sports and hiking in nature >having a family and being a good father and husband
Junkies as a rule are poor and impulsive. Usually someone with dependency issues has other things going on and bad with family.
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Anonymous
This tends to increase in severity with the drug being used. I've never known anyone who would stab somebody over weed, for example. But I've heard of women fricking dudes for crack or meth and people getting stabbed over oxys.
Some people (myself included) become pathetically lazy when I smoke on a regular basis, and some are super normal, have no social anxiety, and it’s generally a net positive on their lives. People need to stop making these broad statements about how weed affects everyone because in my experience, it’s really hard to predict how people will be affected by it.
I've never met a non lazy "pothead". Not once. you have the occasional smoker that can be a functioning member of society of course but if it's a daily thing you're a moron in my book, if you're not congratulations on being the 0.1% of non moronic smokers but it's just fair to assume they're all worthless.
I refute this.
Good night OP.
You're an idiot then
fpbp
junkie hedonist moron OP will never recover
nerd
I don't smoke and I haven't even held a girls hand before, am I life less?
>smoking weed
opinion wholly disregarded
>hitting the gym
Based
>smoking weed
Cringe
>penising hoes
Cringe
1 out of 3 or only 33% based, a failing grade. I hereby sentence you to 500 clap-push ups.
100% invel poster i banish you to talking to 2 women who aren't your mom or family
I have a job, so sadly I have to talk to plenty of women every day.
Why would you inflict something like that onto another person? At least the push ups anon told you to do would have been beneficial for you.
If you're literally not high all day every day on pot, you're a fricking moron
Do you see the world we live in? Everything is a scam. Its a scam. You don't owe anyone to be not High on weed
Also, marijuana is a vitamin or adaptogen more than a drug
Agreed. Based.
Wake&bake team here. Also i dropped out of university, dont have a drivers licence and im 30.
But i smoke everyday. I cant workout without getting stoned first tho.
That's not because of weed it's that you're a loser
26 with dream job, license, and just moved into my own place.
Working on getting a car and a gf but that'd ok
I also smoke weed everyday religiously suck my dick homosexuals
I go tobwork high everyday also
>You don't owe anyone to be not High on weed
The person you owe it to is yourself. So what if the world is a scam? So what if the world is hell? You aren't a scam. Value yourself. Don't treat yourself with the same contempt you see out there.
>Do you see the world we live in? Everything is a scam. Its a scam.
Hmmm, yes the world that I see, interact with and experience everyday is a scam. My actions have consequences here but let me smoke weed so I can create an illusion and escape from this "scam."
Come on now.
First of all, everyone is quick to pish you on chemical drugs that fucj you way more than weed ever could
Second nit everyone's situation is the same. Weed can be a huge help in some circumstances because it lowers stress
Lowering stress is worth more than gold
A mind that smokes weed but removes excessive stress is healthier even if you take into account any supposed ill effects from the weed (which don't exist tbh, weed is a nootropic)
Firstly,
>pish
>fucj
>nit
You smoke so much you can't even function.
Furthermore, weed only relieves stress at low doses, in higher doses i.e. smoking every day it is shown to increase anxiety as you develop a psychological dependence.
Keep smoking bud, you are removing yourself from my competition.
G2G I am busy bending my problems and my world to my will. [I am winning btw]
Ok homosexual
Surprised you could spell that 😉
You're Blackpilled??
Hitting the gym and fricking hoes can be done sober. Why would you make yourself addicted to substances?
When you smoke you're actually still sober
All anti weed people get their ideas about weed from 1920s anti Mexican propaganda created by the amerikans
Smoking weed is like wearing clothes, clothes are added to a naked body so we can live, weed is added to a naked mind in the same way
Like nicotine, coffee or alcohol, you don’t need weed to make gains. Why would you voluntarily become a slave of these substances? Here slave means those pot heads who rip a bong as soon as they wake up. You call these chemicals that pass through your brain sober?
You're a slave if you go through what they're doing to us sober
I want to be permanently High as a frick you to all the people that did this to me
I'm sure whoever did whatever to you will be BTFO seeing you red-eyed in front of your smartphone watching Rick and Morty and binge eating
I dont watch any TV or movies or any od that you know what trash and I have superb self control, fast once a week, have huge motivation even when I use marijuana
Everything you're parroting is a 1920s anti Mexican propaganda myth
It's 2023 now
The point is, they want to control your mind your thoughts your ideas your words. So throw a fork in all od their plans and chill out enjoy life
I love this, the stoner stereotype has always made me laugh. I work 5 days a week, own my home, lift 5 times a week, am with my childhood crush/love of my life, and smoke weed almost nightly, maybe 4 times a week at the batting cages. You know there’s sober morons who do nothing but sit in front of a TV watching Rick and morty with clear, unbloodshot eyes? Laziness has nothing to do with weed. If you still think that, I have a terrorist attack to warn you about on September 11th, 2001!
lmfao this moron thinks 9/11 was a terrorist attack
lmfao this gay cares what women think
>You know there’s sober morons who do nothing but sit in front of a TV watching Rick and morty with clear, unbloodshot eyes?
the horror
I would agree with you if you show any discipline on using these drugs. Apparently you don’t and you would rather be high 24/7. Who cares about drinking some vodka or smoking a cigar for a night out? It is those who are actually addicted to these substances and lose the will to control.
I did smoke shit ton of weed when I played instruments so I can play better music. Can you control yourself? From my experience and other pot heads like you, the answer is no
I held a girl's hand once. It was so soft and small. Maybe one day if a another woman deems me worthy, I could do it again.
I remember girls hands. Those were the days
You're right they are soft and small
Having a girl like you is the pinnacle of life there is literally nothing higher in life
You have to consider yourself worthy first.
I'm more than worthy I'm the worthiest
Sex Penis 2024
Can you show me?
Weed and the Gym go together like chocolate and peanut butter.
>you smell
Vape Pen
>you can’t focus on sets
You’re right, and therefore I double up and end up lifting more
>y-you’re a degenerate!
And hating on drugs is such a b***h move, it immediately makes women think you’re small-minded, they know you are scared of trying new things.
>And hating on drugs is such a b***h move, it immediately makes women think you’re small-minded,
deferring to female approval is the ultimate b***h move
Have fun not touching your dick and never meeting women then I guess? You do you boo.
>You’re right, and therefore I double up and end up lifting more
little baby can't take the burn
How's college going kiddo, you keeping your grades up?
Bro. Life is about making as much money as you can. I learnt this too late.
op tryin to be deep again... oh god...
Yeah you like it balls deep in your ass don't you, homosexual?
you just can't stop thinking about dicks can't you op ......baka....
That's life if you're a 28 or under twinklet who places value in the ephemeral.
Me? I better myself physically, mentally and spiritually so I can approach my natural death with as full a life as possible.
Weed fricking sucks. The longer you smoke the less your mind is going to be able to cope with it. You will see. And it will be fricking hard to quit then. And if you manage to quit your amount and quality of pussy will skyrocket. You will not see that though, because your a pussy b***h that wont quit and is ready to delude yourself with excusses to not do what it would take to become a pussy slayer 9000
Like alcohol it completely depends on the end user. If you're a fricking moron and do either every day then yeah you'll just see life fly by and probably run into health issues but if you do it once or twice a week then you'll be fine.
You will never, ever, ever have health issues from weed
People like you should be shot to death on the spot
weed makes u dum
You don't get the issues from literally smoking weed but from neglecting your body due to being high moron. Or are you trying to tell me youve never made a mistake when you were high?
I'm telling you that, everything I do on weed I do better and with more focus its like a super drug. I would argue that weed is actually a nootropic
Ok moron. It's not my life that's going to go to shit so smoke up dude
Alright bro go back to 1920 and go racially abuse Mexican people
But I already abuse Mexican in 2023
Says you are sober when you smoke weed
Says weed is actually a nootropic
Anon…weed decreases your short term memory capacity
>You will never, ever, ever have health issues from weed
It depends on what you classify a health issue. If you smoke weed every single day, your brain sheds other coping mechanisms, and going sober feels like hell because everything is a crisis to you. Which is textbook psychological addiction.
I used to be a daily stoner in my early 20s, so were most of my friends. As we've aged, I still smoke, but rarely, only once a quarter or so. That general pattern holds true for my friends who have successful lives. The ones who are unsuccessful, with no fulfillment or purpose who are stuck wasting their lives away, still smoke daily and can't handle life without it.
Weed discourse on the internet
>Guy who has smoked for <5 years: Weed doesn't do ANYTHING to you bro it does NOTHING there's NO SIDE EFFECTS
>Guy who has smoked for 10+ years: Never pick up weed. It made me hollow, I am just now barely able to function without it, I have been a mess for years
>Guy new to weed: wow that guy's probably full of shit, that won't happen to me
>What is life?
Baby don't hurt me.
i want her to hurt me
But in a good way right? Like in a play-wrestle manner? What do you mean, you want her to break your arm or your heart for real?
These digits refute this. OP is a turbohomosexual who will die of a lung tumour
Bruh weed homies are the most stupid midwit iQ c**ts on these boards.
>hitting the gym
Based
>smoking weed
Will give it a try some day
Penising the hoes
Guess you're clearly talking about gymthots like pic related, though this is still based.
Hell, I pretty much hit the gym 5 days a week every week mostly to improve my odds of getting a gf or at least a frick buddy who's just as hot as the chick in your OP or similar to this.
Lifting for yourself is absolutely fine, though I seriously want a reasonably beautiful girlfriend or frickbuddy.
It sounds fun have a girl to watch movies with, walk around with, drink together and even argue with sometimes, have sex with, etc even if she's clingy, needy, or even a bit crazy:
It's still better than being a single guy who has no one.
>You can't refute this
Honestly, I can't refute what you said.
Smoking DMT and contacting the higher dimensional beings, realizing that the US government sold us out to them for their personal gain.
>hitting the gym
Based
>smoking weed
cringe, consume all the meat and eggs you can to make the globohomosexual bug eaters cry and piss themselves
>penising the hoes
No. Make hoes fear you from your absolute size. Every cute cashier girl you interact with should be shaking, on the verge of tears as she rings up your massive order of meat, eggs, fish, and dairy. Her mind breaking at the mere concept of a human being capable of this kind of savagery right in front of her. Make hoes fear for their lives without laying so much as farting in their general direction.
>dairy
imagine consuming antinutrients
Mongols guzzled milk and blood and conquered most of the world
I agree but I also dabble in alcohol and cocaine and have a personal rule to never do anything multiple days in a row, except lifting.
Speaking of, have you ever had a girl do a line of your wiener fit? It's pretty great, they always suck it right after too, you don't even have to ask
Holy frick good idea I gotta try that
Is the line off her ass as fun as everyone says? That's a bucket list item too
Yeah that's a classic too, snort the line, lick where it was, smack her ass, ez pz
Doing a line off breasts is fun, doing a line anywhere off a hot chick is fun, because 95% of the time it involves coked up sex with a hot skinny chick pretty soon after
Life for me is:
>engaging in a lifelong series of legal battles against big pharma and moronic administrative agencies making people’s lives harder for no reason other than to hold power over the polity
>being fit so I can use my body how I enjoy it: with sports and hiking in nature
>having a family and being a good father and husband
She owes me sex.
I don't consider drug addicts human. The drug's the one in charge of their brains, not them.
Pathethic hick trash
Propaganda wiener smoker
Fricking moron
Seems he touched a nerve.
He did. Because I know the type of person this is and they disgust me
I do psilocybin and other psychedelic regularly, it's obvious why there is a stigma though.
Why would you say there is a stigma?
Junkies as a rule are poor and impulsive. Usually someone with dependency issues has other things going on and bad with family.
This tends to increase in severity with the drug being used. I've never known anyone who would stab somebody over weed, for example. But I've heard of women fricking dudes for crack or meth and people getting stabbed over oxys.
Yeah that's life for 85-115IQ
It's also life for 120, 130 iq when they've been destroyed by being kept undocumented in your hick dumpster fake country fricking cesspit shit hole
Some people (myself included) become pathetically lazy when I smoke on a regular basis, and some are super normal, have no social anxiety, and it’s generally a net positive on their lives. People need to stop making these broad statements about how weed affects everyone because in my experience, it’s really hard to predict how people will be affected by it.
I've never met a non lazy "pothead". Not once. you have the occasional smoker that can be a functioning member of society of course but if it's a daily thing you're a moron in my book, if you're not congratulations on being the 0.1% of non moronic smokers but it's just fair to assume they're all worthless.
>just fair to assume they're all worthless
just like people who post their stupid opinions on IST