>hurr durr it’s all bad for you
Yeah I know dingus but you didn’t answer the question
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wine
Red wine isn't too bad but all alcohol is bad.
t.alcoholic
Not everyone has a problem like you. I'm sick of ex-alcoholics shitting on people for drinking casually. It's like an ex-fatty giving a skinny person shit for eating a cupcake.
Yeah but alcoholics obviously know more about the effects drinking has on your body than a casual drinker
The opposite is true, they are so used to it that they don’t notice the negative health effects anymore. Or they are so addicted they just deny they exist.
>Yeah but alcoholics obviously know more about the
Clearly not otherwise they wouldn't have become alcoholics in the first place you frickin moron
>It's like an ex-fatty giving a skinny person shit for eating a cupcake.
what's wrong with that? it means they're passionate about health
If you're this defensive about your alcohol use, you're probably addicted.
Id say any straight liquor since you wont be masking the taste of alcohol and deluding yourself into thinking you arent drinking as much as you really are.
Also beer is probably the worst because it contains estrogen.
so does milk
Yeah, but milk alone won't make you into an addict with b***h-breasts.
By several decimal places of magnitude less
Has to be all of it
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inositol
Hard kombucha
This, I down that shit daily.
>Gut in check
>Good shits every morning
>Feels good mood all day
Been drinking some vodka sodas from a local brand. Tastes real good, not artificial like some of the other flavoured drinks.
4.5% Alc, 90 calorie, 1g sugar, 8% real juice.
Are those $5 even at the lcbo hipster shit like bellwoods brewery?
not him but yeah I've seen them
but enjoy white claws more
I think these are $3 at the moment. But yeah not that cheap. I lucked out and got a few dozen from an event so I’m drinking for free. Once they run out I’ll probably just buy vodka and seltzer and make my own. But honestly these taste really good to me and I only drink a few on the weekend so $3 ain’t to bad.
Hey if you’re in Toronto will you be my friend I’m so lonely
Im not the anon u were talking too but inwould like to be friends 🙂
Not that anon but let's also be friends bro
im from toronto and buy ace hill too
where u at
am west end
college and dufferin?
Straight vodka or gin. Least likely to get a hangover and frick over your workout the following day. 1 shot is about 100 calories, and you'll get drunk (you're doing this to feel something right?) the quickest out of all of the alternatives.
People saying wine: yea it's not bad but also you have to drink a lot of it to feel anything if you're a seasoned drinker. And that's calories. So just buy a pint of liquor and drink from that. Mix with soda water or 0cal drinks if you're a pussy
The worst hang overs of my life have both been from the same brand of whiterum. Why is this? Literally bed ridden for 30 hours
I don't know, I'm not a sciencegay but I did see Hubberman claim that rum is the liquor you want to avoid specifically for hangovers, and that agreed with my prior experiences. I've tried pretty much every type of alcohol over a moderately long period, and for minimizing hangover and calorie minimized approach, it's simply either vodka or gin. It's probably because both are distilled multiple times, even the shitty ones.
>race inducing image
>irrelevant time wasting question
>Race inducing image
American detected
>how do you do fellow redd--uh, I mean IST sirs
No he's right you know. I hate uneducated abnoxious hoodlums as much as the next guy but you Americans make everything about race, it's fascinating how easily the media control you.
>>race inducing image
The glass actually looks cool
two oz hennesy + water
two oz blanco or reposado tequila + water
two oz anejo tequila neat
sometimes I drink white Blacknis, sidecars and paper planes with tequila
Wodka + diet Fanta
Scotch&Soda
i hate whors
Vodka, gin, red wine.
Not all at once, though.
the one with the least alcohol. Otherwise, Beer or Wine are fine if you take out the alc
Why are redditors like this lads?
>go on the hotsauce forum
>complain that people who like hotsauce are there
Why is IST like this bros?
>go to IST
>complain that people who love to complain go there
why is anon like bros?
>on my way home
>diarrhea knocking on the door
>oh thank god only 2 more blocks
>frick just the stairs and I can spray it down
>building unlocked nice don't have to get my other keys
>open entrance door
>
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This is the kind of shit that'd happen to me. I'd literally just knock the bottles off the stairs. What would some soiboy hot sauce collector do?
projectile corrosive shit all over you from a distance of five meters
Hot sauce is brutally overrated garbage and they taste all the same.
>inb4 some latinx dork or spear chucker seethes
>woohoo
>just opening a fresh bottle of White Carolina Reaper Genocide 2000
>this shit has a Schoville rating of 6 million and is classified as a war crime in 20 countries
>wanna try some? Haha, just kidding bro, you couldn't handle it
>me, though, I love this shit. I put it on my breakfast cereal. I drink it neat out of the bottle. Doesn't bother me at all. Haha, isn't that weird? It's like my super power or something
>tell ya what little bro, try some of this Ghost Pepper Sriracha, its actually genetically modified to make it hotter and has a Schoville rating that can only be expressed using imaginary numbers
>I have it in red, green, or black varieties, pick your poison dude
>eat it? Eh, I suppose you could, but thats a bit pussy. The authentic way they consume this in the back streets of Tijuana is to spray it straight into your tear duct
>Nah it doesn't sting at all man, or at least I don't feel it, but that's just me haha, I'm pretty crazy when it comes to hotsauce lol
Is that fricking HOTSAUCE???
>latinx
kys
>wife goes into labor
>greatest day of my life
>rush out the door
>see this
Knock over everything without paying mind to this moron and casually act like we don’t hear glass shattering beneath our feet.
This is the exact kind of bullshit I encounter on a regular basis and what I mean when I tell people the craziest most obscure things keep occurring in my life. I’m going to have to start writing them down because if I had started that 7 years ago when I stopped being neet I’d have several books of the whacky shit I’ve seen.
I would also quite literally knock all that shit over btw, I’m not coming home after a long day of work and waiting for some soi homosexual to get his reddit pictures and clean up. Literally would just kick them all out of my way and then if he said something flinch him out with a fake punch. Maybe if he had a GF and she wasn’t obese or mentally ill frick her in my apartment while he’s home. Maybe even give them a bottle of the hot sauce I make with the peppers I grow but nut in it before capping.
you got time to get to writin, anon. I want to hear the stories. Get that cash.
The question answers itself
Rum. Never got a hangover from rum
>be me
>on 800mg of caffeine
>two pills of Bronkaid
>chewing 8mg of nic gum
>smoking a ciggie
Yeah, all alcohol is terrible for you. Don't know why people drink that stuff haha.
I'd imagine the best alcohol to consume is the stuff you make at home, such as cider, beer, and wine. Pretty easy to do, just need some type of carbohydrate, yeast, a clean container, and time (maybe water and sugar).
definitely water and sugar, start with chlebowy kwas or kombucha, you want to actually try to make a beverage and not just alcoholic liquid, even kwas you can ice distill to 25/30%
sugar, yeast, water, clean container, and bread / tea / fruit mash for the nutrients (for the yeast)
For me? It's shots of vodka with glasses of water later or mixed with zero cola. 3 beers a night max. I never get hangovers this way. Drinking only beer makes me pee like a pee machine and gives me a horrible hangover and bloating/puking/shit in pant.
its the water
Well yeah its obviously the alcohol/water ratio. I'm just kind of surprised beer is more dehydrating despite also having probably the same amount of water compared to total alcohol
For me personally I always feel way worse after drinking spirits. If I drink a pedialyte while I am drinking beers, I usually don't get hungover at all beyond like the first hour or 2 I am awake
uhm the part of the sticky that covered this topic seems to be gone...
I'd say it depends. Avoid anything that's high sugar and that includes mixed stuff like wienertails with all that fancy whimsical fruit juices or whiskey and ginger ale, rum n coke (coca cola or pepsi, not literal cocaine, although calorie wise this would probably be better)
With beer, wine and all sorts of non-hard liquor alcohol you have to be cautious. The alcohol itself has a certain amount of calories, e.g. about 7-9 kcal per gram, but the other ingredients like malt and hops or fermented grape juice also have a lot of calories coming from pure carbs and sugar, especially fructose which by chemical designe is absorbed really fast and spikes up a lot of shit that you don't want to - so the 7-9 kcal per gram must be added to the other calories that the drink has.
>tl,dr math shit
.5 litres of your standard beer consists of approx. 5% pure alcohol, which makes it 20 gram. That times 9 would equal 180 kcal but the standard beer, non light beer type, no fancy craft beer shit would boil down to about 250 kcal per 500 milliliter because of all the sugar and starch from the fermention process.
Vodka
ok so which one is it? calorie and ease of digestion wise
>red wine
>hard seltzer
>hard liquor in moderation
beer
quintessentially rabbit
Tequila is roughly 65-100 calories per 30oz serving depending on the brand and style (silver, repo, etc). 0g carbs. But hard liquor is hard on your innards. Wine is about 130 calories per 5 oz glass and turns you into a homosexual. It's a lose lose.
What is the best poison to consume health wise?
Tren
Vodka, but with liquor it's easy to drink a ton. Depends on the person. Personally I either have 0 or 10 shots
The one that doesn't have 'ethanol' as ingredient.
But methanol is even worse anon
We already know alcohol is a net negative on health, but if you're trying to mitigate this your best bet is straight liquor like vodka. You get the desired effects but are ingesting a much lower volume to achieve them, which also reduces the severity of any hangover the next day so you aren't wasting a day in bed feeling wretched
Tequila.
Also I remember those mugs they were fricking kino
Mead
I just do roids instead, much healthier and it makes you stronger instead of weaker.
I had like 3 of those mugs as little kid. McDonalds was truly based in the 90s.
Beer
Mead
Wine
Anything else is satanic.
I can't stop laughing this has to be the dumbest Reddit post I have ever seen
the fricking original content tag too, so everyone knows OP created this quality content.
unironically a more expensive vodka like Grey Goose or Belvedere, chase with water. youll feel like a million bucks the next day
t. alcoholic
I'm an alcoholic too and I endorse this post.
I tasted red wine for the first time last week, and it tasted horrible. I don't really know what I was expecting, it tasted like bitter shit. I heard rose wine is sweeter so I might try that next.
>alcohol
>sweeter is better
man you got a lot to learn
A friend tried to give me some wine once and it was pretty bad, I agree. I usually drink bourbon but I heard it raises your estrogen levels so I might switch to vodka
could be shit wine or you got the "wrong type" which is supposed to be bitter/sour. get a cheap california cabernet sauvignon for sweet. still an acquired taste
Red wine, mead, or 0 calorie liquor mixed drinks. Antioxidants, honey, and no carbs.
Alcohol is still alcohol
You want something less refined/processed
Jagermeister has the most health benefits from all the medicinal herbs. It's actually very healthy and ok to drink 5-6 shots per day after work. Just a health tonic basically.
This, but what I prefer to do is buy a bottle of Absolut, steep it in my own medicinal herbs for about a week, and then drink a liter of it throughout the day
When it's time to leave work I get on the bus (police took my license even after I told them it was medicinal), head to the gym, and after a 20 minute power vomit session it's time to lift
krk
>health
red wine.
>calories
white claws or vodka.
>mixed drinks
vodka seltzer.
Damn that mug is a fricking relic. At this point I'd put that shit in a glass case.
Alcohol you make yourself from homegrown fruit- ie apple cider.
Unpasteurized table wine diluted with water
Kombucha
Water kefir
Real naturally brewed beer
I watched one anti alcohol video and now my recommendations is full of them.
I don't even drink alcohol.
I watched a couple of videos and they said alcohol is a poison and it doesn't have any upside.
It's true, alcohol is a poison. Our liver processes it out and it provides no nutritional value. I still enjoy alcohol though
The upside is being a loose fuzzy brained idiot. I use it for social situations otherwise I’m an abrasive c**t.
This is correct. But it feels so good in the moment, that sense of timelessness, the immediate and full confidence sense of "frick it"
Funny thing is the more often you drink, the less you feel the good stuff and the more it just chases away the "bad" you feel when you don't drink
all alcohols affect you slightly differently each with a different 'high'. Picking one just to have 200 less calories on one night is stupid
Straight Mezcal. 100% pure. 100 calories.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/tanyaakim/2020/09/03/the-healthiest-alcohol/?sh=7ac60e871475
Gin is very low calorie iirc
Probably vodka or any hard stuff.
Whenever I find them at the store i go for something similar a seltzer
In asia we have stuff like pic related at 7 11. two get me going good and 3 or 4 gets me drunk. highly recommend this stuff
Two of those should get you where you want to be. 4 of those is a guaranteed hangover in my experience, and I have a lot of experience drinking.
I could have drank 4 and been okay back in the day but now I've cut way the frick back.
true, to be honest when i've drank 4 I was pretty moronic. they go down easy so I just kept going. 3 would probably my max. they taste good also
Wine and vodka. Both in moderation.
Never drink beer. Never.
The best alcohol to consume us no alcohol [;
Vodka/moonshine, something with minimal amount of additional stuff. If we assume that the same amount of alcohol consumed. Dr. israelite has a video on it, actually:
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Martinis. Rips recipe is good.
Homemade mead, wine, or beer. Lots of neat flavors you can try out that'd be hard to find in store
>Batman forever
I cannot believe I watched this absolute rubbish at the theater in '95. Cringe as hell.
A glass of red wine everyday (correctly served, look for it) does not hurt.
Not gonna make it, drunkie
Vanilla Crown Royal turns me into the Joker. I get the thirst to wage war.
I stopped drinking booze and the iron is my new vice.
I got a full bar of all the top shelf stuff....its all boxed up and in the closet. Had to walk away for a while...not sure if I will ever fall off the wagon again.
Too booze go bad?
>Too booze go bad?
Not really, if it's unopened. Beer and wine will, unless the wine is specifically bottled for a long shelf life, and even then it'll only last a few days once opened
Spirits and fortified wines will last just about indefinitely unopened, but will start to lose flavor and potency when it's exposed to air. It probably won't be any more toxic than when you first opened it, though
Tonight is my first night without alcohol
I’m a 37 year old alcoholic who has been drinking for 20 years, I’m trying to go 20 days without
Wish me luck
YGMI, big dog
take some melatonin and drowsy allergy medication for sleep for the first few days
sleep is the worst part
also start drinking tea whenever you're at your 'puter
Thanks I’ve taken a couple of thc/cbd/threonine sleepy edibles
In my previous attempts, the first night of sleep was usually good, nights 2-3 tend to be sweaty
And I also usually feel more hungover without alcohol
>also start drinking tea whenever you're at your 'puter
What's a good tea? I only started drinking coffee this year, but I want something I can drink after 2PM
Also what's the deal with matcha
I like decaffeinated green tea with some lemon juice
in the morning I drink morrocan mint tea it's got caffeine in it, the name sounds fancy but it's not you can usually find it at a grocery store
Oh frick yeah, love me some miso soup. I get these just-add-water aka miso sachets on my grocery runs, but I'd love to learn to make my own
Cheers mate, I'll look into some teas next time I'm at the store
also miso soup
get some dashi powder from an asian grocery store and bring it to a boil with the correct amount of water
put a fine mesh strainer touching the boiling broth and take a spoonful of miso and dissolve it by scraping it against the strainer in the boiling broth
taste to make sure it's good
add a shitload of green onions and sriracha
pout all of that into a mug
???
profit
you can do it brother
wine if you want somethign to sip, otherwise any spirit / hard liquor. those have the least calories and added shit that will frick with your system.
>asks about the best alcohol to consume health wise on a fitness board
>not a single response so far that calls for eggs
Son, I am disappoint.
Let me introduce you to the non eggnog options.
Welcome to the Ramos Gin Fizz
>gin
>citrus
>simple syrup
>egg white
>heavy cream
>orange flower water
>club soda
Welcome to the gin fizz
>gin
>lemon or lime juice
>simple syrup
>egg white
>club soda
>lemon peel garnish
Yeah nah the Ramos is probs the least IST due to the ammount of cardio required to make one.
Who gives a shit. I'm gonna do it anyway. For me, its the humble Natty Daddy.
>Trick Quesiton
>ZERO
7 months out of rehab here.