What is the most effective way to get people you know to eat healthy diets?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop being a egotistical control freak and focus on yourself.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      no. lose weight, fatty

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Caring about others = being an egotistical control freak
      I bet my parents would live an extra decade if they listened to me about nutrition, but they just won't.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Inheritance

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          If they can't care about themselves, you think they have anymore leftover for inheritance? They'll spend it all so they won't have any to give away.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe if you didn't let everyone know that you're vegan, people wouldn't know to hate you for it.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Another veggay here. People figure it out anyway, but everyone is chill about it. I used to work in a warehouse with salt of the earth boomers and they didn't even joke about it, just asked why I'm not a vegetarian instead and that was that. Op is probably an obnoxious moron.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah its for sure this, all these online echo chambers are hell for peoples psyche because theyre externally projecting their problems that are usually internal.

        The fact that its causing her relationship problems is a dead giveaway, obviously people are going to blame the boyfriend but we have no idea whats going on in their home life. My vegan sister would always walk by and say "ew" anytime she saw me eating chicken and constantly made it a point to remind me I'm eating dead animals. If anything its probably not that vegans are treated badly, its probably this person started using /r/vegans and repeating the obnoxious diatribes of the userbase there in real life, much to the dismay of everyone around her.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        depends on the experience with vegans. most people have a live-and-let-live attitude about everything that doesn't directly affect them. vegans, however, often want to make meat illegal or heavily taxed, or they just like to call you a rapist and murderer.

        not him, but they have to make sure that none of the ingredients for their food has anything derived from meat, so that is a question that should be brought up in a social situation where you are eating at.
        t. can't eat marshmallows or gummy bears because of gluten deriving from pork which i don't eat

        >gluten deriving from pork

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          i meant gelatin my bad.

          >immunity to meat
          stopped reading. you're an idiot, and i will not waste further brain power on anything you have to say.

          it's similar to what happened after the Holocaust where after being freed, prisoners were still dying since they were eating American foods, which their body wasn't used to due to being starved.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            refeeding syndrome is totally different from vegans psychologically gagging when eating meat. there are videos of ex-vegans who felt like absolute dogshit, who eventually craved meat so bad they gave in and ate it. they didn't get sick, instead they felt amazing.
            refeeding syndrome has to do with a prolonged time of severe starvation and very low body fat and muscle levels. any food (not just unknown/foreign food) is a threat. they must start on very little amounts of food, and very slowly build it up to avoid dying.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bully them and call them names. Show them pictures of you flexing.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    My wife is vegan so I know it's true. It's hard to have to ask every single time you order something but people will think everything is vegan just because it doesn't have meat
    >milk is not vegan
    >chocolate is not vegan
    >caramel is not vegan
    So a lot of the time you have to ask because nobody knows what's vegan.
    >Eggs aren't vegan
    >cheese isn't vegan
    A few more common ones that people forget

    And it's not like if they eat a non vegan product it's no big deal. When a vegan eats a non vegan product their stomach blows up. It can cause headaches, diarrhea, throwing up. So yeah, as a vegan you need to be extremely careful of what you eat, even if it's obnoxious to ask every single time

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      why in the ever loving frick is this a topic that comes up at all in your social lives?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        not him, but they have to make sure that none of the ingredients for their food has anything derived from meat, so that is a question that should be brought up in a social situation where you are eating at.
        t. can't eat marshmallows or gummy bears because of gluten deriving from pork which i don't eat

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          you have a condition that's not by choice. they're choosing to tank their digestive tract. as far as i'm concerned, they've lost any license to command others to accommodate that.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            if you don't eat meat for a while, your body loses its immunity to meat, so it's a lot easier for vegans to get sick from eating meat since they haven't eaten it in years and their body isn't used to digesting meat.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              I ate beef for the first time in years after being on a strict vegan diet. I immediately felt better, and my digestion improved. I think you're full of shit.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >vegan lies
                Many such cases

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >immunity to meat
            stopped reading. you're an idiot, and i will not waste further brain power on anything you have to say.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Black person the word you mean isnt gluten its collagen.
          You fricking phillistine.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you moronic?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >When a vegan eats a non vegan product their stomach blows up. It can cause headaches, diarrhea, throwing up. So yeah, as a vegan you need to be extremely careful of what you eat, even if it's obnoxious to ask every single time
      I eat mostly meat, pasta and rice. Almost never fruits or vegetables. I can get an upset stomach from foods I don't normally eat. You know what I do when I order food? I eat whatever I'm served. See the difference in behavior? You and your wife are entitled shit-for-brains. If you can't go out to eat without disrespecting the waitstaff and the cooks, then don't go out to eat. I'd bet good money you don't tip either, especially when you get assblasted over your alleged waitstaff's ignorance.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >chicken is not vegan?
      this is why idk if I could date a vegan. Regular vegetarians can still just have normal diets for the most part but going out to dinner or even cooking at home for a vegan sounds like a pain in the ass

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's because until 10 odd years ago, veganism didn't actually exist and people were vegetarians
      then veganism was astroturfed and every insufferable liberal teenager and their mother became vegan

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Other people that are in competition with me for resources are wilfully malnourishing themselves?
    Splendid!

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Take their junk food away and hide it. I do this to my dad sometimes so he eats less

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah CICO

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Being a vegan is a little like being a black person. There's just so much discrimination. I can't even eat a carrot without looking over my shoulder and being afraid people are thinking in their head "oh of course the vegan is eating a carrot..."

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am meeting a guy for gay sex tonight

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Break up with them. At least, that's what worked to fix my own diet lol

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    assault anyone who offers you food that you didnt personally grow or raise and slaughter on your own property.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had alpha gal for seven years. I tried being vegan for awhile during that time and I sympathize with vegans a bit. The truth is, if you are going to be vegan or strict about your diet in general, you should pack your own food and eat out very rarely. Have a plan to not be able to eat anything anywhere you go. I was constantly trying to plate together something at parties that wouldn't give me anaphylaxis and people still said horrible shit to me.

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