Why you thinking about my wiener anon? I say I have a gun and your first thought is my dick? Are you a homosexual anon? Do you want to unzip my pants and gaze upon my fricking wiener and balls?
>I have a gun
you train weapon retention, right anon? You don't just walk around with no ability to keep someone from taking the gun from you, right?
Yeah I do, I have a retention holster and common sense. I have training with firearms
>Yeah I do, I have a retention holster and common sense. I have training with firearms
Good. The number of people who walk around thinking simply having a gun means they don't have to know anything else is incredibly high. I've known some people who don't even use holsters because "i have a gun."
bjj and groundwork (unless greco romanian wrestling) is fricking gay. If you feel the need to do some shit to the other guy more than a chokehold or twisting his shit up youre fricking moronic and gay.
Striking mogs tbh, just avoid no contact karate, taekwondo, krav maga and other sports known for their gay ass reputation.
Also, mma gays who go around saying "i could kill you" are morons who just got into the sport. I mean, sure, you might be able to take an untrained 200lbs man, just up your ass. On all honesty, just training striking regularly (and using the muscles they have built for aesthetics IF natural) gives them quite a lot of power and speed. All of you should die in a fire and suck my 8.6x6.1in BMC (BIG MANLET wiener)
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whats the point of all that martial arts if you can't into guns?
Yeah thats what im saying you fricking homosexual. Groundwork is gay anyways but its good to practice. Also, good luck thinking you can take me down if im 210lbs and can squat twice your bodyweight when youre a 140lbs twink (me). Muh size isnt everything only applies when dealing with morons. Its not hard to get slightly above average at groundwork and striking between 1-2 years. It doesnt also cost you much money or time. I say this because im not 150 and when you get slightly above average, pure size, rather weight, becomes much more important for leverages, striking etc etc because of fast twitch muscle building. The strength you have from hypertrophy work translates into good speed and shit stamina (which you dont really need much of since most street fights end within 0-2 mins)
I do boxing and muay thai, I and any other "martial artist" would get mogged by a midget with a gun. Cope and seethe, it's just a sport for larpers
If your brain automatically goes to street fighting/self defense when you hear a conversation about martial arts you're either a Black person or a manlet beta who constantly lives in fear of being beaten up or attacked.
I live in a white first world country so I don't have to go about my day with Black person attacks constantly on my mind. Martial arts are an outlet to discharge my physical masculine power and prowess onto my environment. I practice martial arts for aristocratic leisurely enjoyment. You brown manlets simply wouldn't understand
It really just depends on where you go. Boxing and wrestling have the least amount of larpers, with jiu jitsu being the worst.
t. boxer that competed in wrestling/jiu jitsu
>thin, frail pencil wrist >fragile bird bones and paper thin, supple skin >Needs a gun to feel powerful
Kek, classic. It was either going to be this or a fatass
Technically yes, but practically all you're doing is denting the sword and making the bullet into two pieces of shrapnel whose trajectory is barely modified by the sword's impact.
>”Martial arts are an outlet to discharge my physical masculine power and prowess onto my environment. I practice martial arts for aristocratic leisurely enjoyment. You brown manlets simply wouldn't understand”
bjj and groundwork (unless greco romanian wrestling) is fricking gay. If you feel the need to do some shit to the other guy more than a chokehold or twisting his shit up youre fricking moronic and gay.
Striking mogs tbh, just avoid no contact karate, taekwondo, krav maga and other sports known for their gay ass reputation.
Also, mma gays who go around saying "i could kill you" are morons who just got into the sport. I mean, sure, you might be able to take an untrained 200lbs man, just up your ass. On all honesty, just training striking regularly (and using the muscles they have built for aesthetics IF natural) gives them quite a lot of power and speed. All of you should die in a fire and suck my 8.6x6.1in BMC (BIG MANLET wiener)
if you only train striking you won't know how to defend against takedowns and if (when) you do get to the ground, if you don't have any grappling experience you will get mogged
Yeah thats what im saying you fricking homosexual. Groundwork is gay anyways but its good to practice. Also, good luck thinking you can take me down if im 210lbs and can squat twice your bodyweight when youre a 140lbs twink (me). Muh size isnt everything only applies when dealing with morons. Its not hard to get slightly above average at groundwork and striking between 1-2 years. It doesnt also cost you much money or time. I say this because im not 150 and when you get slightly above average, pure size, rather weight, becomes much more important for leverages, striking etc etc because of fast twitch muscle building. The strength you have from hypertrophy work translates into good speed and shit stamina (which you dont really need much of since most street fights end within 0-2 mins)
you missed the mark on this one. I literally do not lift I only train martial arts (muay thai and judo). you sound really insecure man hope things get better for you
may you explain why? I got mogged by a 90kilo grecoroman wrestler and he also mogged everyone else because he just was so much harder to rake down than a woman for example.
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If your brain automatically goes to street fighting/self defense when you hear a conversation about martial arts you're either a Black person or a manlet beta who constantly lives in fear of being beaten up or attacked.
I live in a white first world country so I don't have to go about my day with Black person attacks constantly on my mind. Martial arts are an outlet to discharge my physical masculine power and prowess onto my environment. I practice martial arts for aristocratic leisurely enjoyment. You brown manlets simply wouldn't understand
Though i did start because of chronic manletism i dont have resentment anymore because of the feeling of freedom it gives you. It made me quite kinder. Sure, chad, it is a pretty lovely sport, but also knowing that wherever you go, you and your woman are (kinda) safe is just another level of calm.
>Its not hard to get slightly above average at groundwork and striking between 1-2 years. It doesnt also cost you much money or time.
not hard if I were to goto a mcdojo like you. martial arts gyms are expensive too, like ~$80/mo if not more
>bjj and groundwork (unless greco romanian wrestling) is fricking gay
This anon gets it. If I am in a fight with some smelly piece of shit (the type of ppl most likely to start problems typically) I don't want to be rolling on the ground with them like a fricking homosexual. Take a look at some of the PCP'd up homogays in major cities, would u want to roll on the ground with someone who literally shit themselves in the past few hours?
Just learn how to punch people in the face. Very reliable. Kicks have problems because you don't want to be picking up your feet in a street fight on weird terrain or slippery terrain.
>I don't want to be rolling on the ground with them like a fricking homosexual.
You say that like you can just go "no" and the drugged out schizo attacking you will say okay and politely follow Queensberry Rules. >Take a look at some of the PCP'd up homogays in major cities, would u want to roll on the ground with someone who literally shit themselves in the past few hours?
They're going to be the ones dragging you down to their level, moron
A bjj black belt of 67 years old fought with a katana today against 3 or 4 moors with machetes in Barcelona, you better not be larping homosexual, dark times are coming
Why would these be mutually exclusive? I got my first black belt at 16 and lift twice a week. While were at it Whats the point of martial arts if you dont have another contengency like a gun or some pepper spray behind that? If you can honestly put up a good fight on your way out of the gym, you clearly didnt work out hard enough
Why would you left hook me? Assuming you met me in person, and I have done absolutely nothing to provoke you, what do you gain from left hooking me? Are you a Black person?
You might want to invest in an electric trimmer/razor and take care of some of that body hair, also invest in a tanning bed, or get some sun on your Irish ass.
You also look like a massive homosexual wienersucker. I imagine you frequent gay bars.
Martial arts can be a sport, hobby, lifestyle, self-defense and for that one guy named Betty, a means to suppress the innocent.
Discussing reasons not to do it by the fact a gun basically undermines the self-defense aspect is silly. It's like saying someone shouldn't play baseball because someone's going to bring a gun to the field and shoot you.
Nobody cares about your fricking gay jiu jitsu you homosexual nerd. If you’re gonna do any martial arts, it should be striking based ones. One art is called the “gentle art” and the other is blunt force trauma, there’s a difference between the types of people that are drawn to these endeavors. Chads do striking sports, nerds do gay jitsu. Anyway, chicks aren’t gonna care if you can claim to be able to choke out everyone in the bar or be able to beat their brains in, all you’re gonna do is look like some unhinged autists while meanwhile the in shape and aesthetically pleasing guys get the chicks. Think about it, to show your proficiency in your chosen hobby/sport you’d literally need to start bodying people, which is going to get you ganged up on and/or shot real quick. In shape and good looking people can just present themselves as is and the girls will flock to them. But beyond all that, boxing or Muay Thai are the best bases for being able to frick someone up, and it’s pretty based if you train them.
At no point did OP ever mention jiujitsu or grappling, you insecure manlet lmao. He's holding a plastic sword for God sake, bjj lives rent free in your head
>grew up in the south >shot guns since I was 5 >did manual labor such as digging holes or filling in holes for gainz >did 10 years of martial arts (the stabbing and shooting kind not the kung fu kind) >know all the traditional manly skills such as hunting and trapping >am now basically a hillbilly ninja who has technically been trained by the goverment (secondhand) to kill >could also pass as bigfoot if I streaked
OH YEAH
>Spend hundreds if not thousands of hours learning to hit people with parts of your body never intended for hard impacts >Never bother training to do the single most important combat trait an organism has ever developed that allowed us to conquer the Earth
One well thrown object to the head is going to be more reliable than any form of martial arts.
Is that 3kliksphilip gayhomosexual cousin?
this thread gon get very good very soon.
I have a gun and I’m not a Black person who seeks street fights
>B-b-but MUH GUN
Ultimate small dick coping mechanism
big true
I do martial arts but not the weeb shit
Why you thinking about my wiener anon? I say I have a gun and your first thought is my dick? Are you a homosexual anon? Do you want to unzip my pants and gaze upon my fricking wiener and balls?
Yeah I do, I have a retention holster and common sense. I have training with firearms
>Yeah I do, I have a retention holster and common sense. I have training with firearms
Good. The number of people who walk around thinking simply having a gun means they don't have to know anything else is incredibly high. I've known some people who don't even use holsters because "i have a gun."
>muh di-ACK!
>I have a gun
you train weapon retention, right anon? You don't just walk around with no ability to keep someone from taking the gun from you, right?
If your brain automatically goes to street fighting/self defense when you hear a conversation about martial arts you're either a Black person or a manlet beta who constantly lives in fear of being beaten up or attacked.
I live in a white first world country so I don't have to go about my day with Black person attacks constantly on my mind. Martial arts are an outlet to discharge my physical masculine power and prowess onto my environment. I practice martial arts for aristocratic leisurely enjoyment. You brown manlets simply wouldn't understand
everyone who talks about martial arts on the internet is a larper that wants to get into street fights
lmao this. Everyone who doesnt have a chip on their shoulder doesnt participate in martial arts for this very reason
It really just depends on where you go. Boxing and wrestling have the least amount of larpers, with jiu jitsu being the worst.
t. boxer that competed in wrestling/jiu jitsu
yeah wrestlers and boxers always seemed like bros.
it's true. what the frick are you gonna do with your sword? you can't actually cut bullets in half. you're fricked mate.
>thin, frail pencil wrist
>fragile bird bones and paper thin, supple skin
>Needs a gun to feel powerful
Kek, classic. It was either going to be this or a fatass
post video of you cutting a bullet in half in mid air
>You can't actually cut bullets in half
Lol. Lmao even
he's dead
Technically yes, but practically all you're doing is denting the sword and making the bullet into two pieces of shrapnel whose trajectory is barely modified by the sword's impact.
>sig
Welp, looks like you've confirmed that you're a gay moron. Nothing you say matters.
what's the point of owning a weapon if you're poor? when your b***h looks at my wrist, she's my b***h now.
Time to get a better watch that is not cringe, moron.
Not with those wrists skeletor, my dick is thicker than that twig you call an arm
>”Martial arts are an outlet to discharge my physical masculine power and prowess onto my environment. I practice martial arts for aristocratic leisurely enjoyment. You brown manlets simply wouldn't understand”
Lmao COPE! You can very clearly see in the OP I have a strong jaw and wide chin
Yeah dude totally.
this Black person doesn't get the point of the thread
21 feet rule.
bjj and groundwork (unless greco romanian wrestling) is fricking gay. If you feel the need to do some shit to the other guy more than a chokehold or twisting his shit up youre fricking moronic and gay.
Striking mogs tbh, just avoid no contact karate, taekwondo, krav maga and other sports known for their gay ass reputation.
Also, mma gays who go around saying "i could kill you" are morons who just got into the sport. I mean, sure, you might be able to take an untrained 200lbs man, just up your ass. On all honesty, just training striking regularly (and using the muscles they have built for aesthetics IF natural) gives them quite a lot of power and speed. All of you should die in a fire and suck my 8.6x6.1in BMC (BIG MANLET wiener)
if you only train striking you won't know how to defend against takedowns and if (when) you do get to the ground, if you don't have any grappling experience you will get mogged
Yeah thats what im saying you fricking homosexual. Groundwork is gay anyways but its good to practice. Also, good luck thinking you can take me down if im 210lbs and can squat twice your bodyweight when youre a 140lbs twink (me). Muh size isnt everything only applies when dealing with morons. Its not hard to get slightly above average at groundwork and striking between 1-2 years. It doesnt also cost you much money or time. I say this because im not 150 and when you get slightly above average, pure size, rather weight, becomes much more important for leverages, striking etc etc because of fast twitch muscle building. The strength you have from hypertrophy work translates into good speed and shit stamina (which you dont really need much of since most street fights end within 0-2 mins)
you missed the mark on this one. I literally do not lift I only train martial arts (muay thai and judo). you sound really insecure man hope things get better for you
may you explain why? I got mogged by a 90kilo grecoroman wrestler and he also mogged everyone else because he just was so much harder to rake down than a woman for example.
Though i did start because of chronic manletism i dont have resentment anymore because of the feeling of freedom it gives you. It made me quite kinder. Sure, chad, it is a pretty lovely sport, but also knowing that wherever you go, you and your woman are (kinda) safe is just another level of calm.
>Its not hard to get slightly above average at groundwork and striking between 1-2 years. It doesnt also cost you much money or time.
not hard if I were to goto a mcdojo like you. martial arts gyms are expensive too, like ~$80/mo if not more
>$80 a month is expensive
Have you tried not being poor?
Compared to what a normal person does (a frickin moron). Sorry for my wording, dont speak ingurish.
>140lbs twink (me).
Please post tummy
Striking loses to grappling in a 1v1 every single time, cope harder
>(unless greco romanian wrestling)
doesn't even know the name of the sport, opinion discarded
to be fair, those french dresses the wrestlers wear are pretty gay even if the sport is the Chaddest of 'em all
i dont even fricking speak english im sorry
crew's full.
i just wanna do sambo and drink the vodka
>bjj and groundwork (unless greco romanian wrestling) is fricking gay
This anon gets it. If I am in a fight with some smelly piece of shit (the type of ppl most likely to start problems typically) I don't want to be rolling on the ground with them like a fricking homosexual. Take a look at some of the PCP'd up homogays in major cities, would u want to roll on the ground with someone who literally shit themselves in the past few hours?
Just learn how to punch people in the face. Very reliable. Kicks have problems because you don't want to be picking up your feet in a street fight on weird terrain or slippery terrain.
>I don't want to be rolling on the ground with them like a fricking homosexual.
You say that like you can just go "no" and the drugged out schizo attacking you will say okay and politely follow Queensberry Rules.
>Take a look at some of the PCP'd up homogays in major cities, would u want to roll on the ground with someone who literally shit themselves in the past few hours?
They're going to be the ones dragging you down to their level, moron
whats the point of all that martial arts if you can't into guns?
Small dick energy posting
I'm going to get strong first, then refine myself through martial arts, while sculpting my muscle further.
A bjj black belt of 67 years old fought with a katana today against 3 or 4 moors with machetes in Barcelona, you better not be larping homosexual, dark times are coming
Why would these be mutually exclusive? I got my first black belt at 16 and lift twice a week. While were at it Whats the point of martial arts if you dont have another contengency like a gun or some pepper spray behind that? If you can honestly put up a good fight on your way out of the gym, you clearly didnt work out hard enough
I do boxing and muay thai, I and any other "martial artist" would get mogged by a midget with a gun. Cope and seethe, it's just a sport for larpers
Well Yeah i just dont have a fricking gun that isnt a knife and op should suck my bmc.
>What is the point o-UHCK MUH GUH ACK ACK ACK!!!!
What is the point of all those breasts and ass if you don't train the marital arts?
To be healthy, duh.
I'd do martial arts but I can't fit it into my schedule, unfortunately.
You cannot pull your gun out and shoot me before i left hook you.
Why would you left hook me? Assuming you met me in person, and I have done absolutely nothing to provoke you, what do you gain from left hooking me? Are you a Black person?
Why would you pull a gun on me?
Gungays always act like any altercation that makes them want to pull out their gun isn't at b***h slap distance.
I wouldn’t. If you didn’t pose an actual threat on my life I’d never use my gun.
>he doesn't understand how to gunfight
lmao
you look like you taste good
Yowza, that's flippin' gay!
Got me hard (as a gay philantropist)
you could play gold on that chest frickinglol
golf
You might want to invest in an electric trimmer/razor and take care of some of that body hair, also invest in a tanning bed, or get some sun on your Irish ass.
You also look like a massive homosexual wienersucker. I imagine you frequent gay bars.
Keep your fetish to yourself, gaylord
Martial arts can be a sport, hobby, lifestyle, self-defense and for that one guy named Betty, a means to suppress the innocent.
Discussing reasons not to do it by the fact a gun basically undermines the self-defense aspect is silly. It's like saying someone shouldn't play baseball because someone's going to bring a gun to the field and shoot you.
>dangling the sword like a limp dick
not gonna make it in the race wars - if you have a sword, use chudan no kamai or proper jodan
You look like the anon who sleeps in his squat rack
Routine?
CrossFit and Martial Arts
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
Nobody cares about your fricking gay jiu jitsu you homosexual nerd. If you’re gonna do any martial arts, it should be striking based ones. One art is called the “gentle art” and the other is blunt force trauma, there’s a difference between the types of people that are drawn to these endeavors. Chads do striking sports, nerds do gay jitsu. Anyway, chicks aren’t gonna care if you can claim to be able to choke out everyone in the bar or be able to beat their brains in, all you’re gonna do is look like some unhinged autists while meanwhile the in shape and aesthetically pleasing guys get the chicks. Think about it, to show your proficiency in your chosen hobby/sport you’d literally need to start bodying people, which is going to get you ganged up on and/or shot real quick. In shape and good looking people can just present themselves as is and the girls will flock to them. But beyond all that, boxing or Muay Thai are the best bases for being able to frick someone up, and it’s pretty based if you train them.
At no point did OP ever mention jiujitsu or grappling, you insecure manlet lmao. He's holding a plastic sword for God sake, bjj lives rent free in your head
Cause it's statistically proven that graplers body striker 1 on 1 every time, and he knows it.
He's just hitting that sweet sweet copium
>grew up in the south
>shot guns since I was 5
>did manual labor such as digging holes or filling in holes for gainz
>did 10 years of martial arts (the stabbing and shooting kind not the kung fu kind)
>know all the traditional manly skills such as hunting and trapping
>am now basically a hillbilly ninja who has technically been trained by the goverment (secondhand) to kill
>could also pass as bigfoot if I streaked
OH YEAH
I wanted to post this image but I fricked it all up and because of that I also missed trips and now I'm mildly sad
>Spend hundreds if not thousands of hours learning to hit people with parts of your body never intended for hard impacts
>Never bother training to do the single most important combat trait an organism has ever developed that allowed us to conquer the Earth
One well thrown object to the head is going to be more reliable than any form of martial arts.
not OP but I'm pretty good with a sling
you can frick shit up pretty hard with a sling
>hit people with parts of your own body
>is clearly wield a Blade