What is the point of all those muscles if you don't train the Martial Arts?

What is the point of all those muscles if you don't train the Martial Arts?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that 3kliksphilip gayhomosexual cousin?

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    this thread gon get very good very soon.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a gun and I’m not a Black person who seeks street fights

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >B-b-but MUH GUN
      Ultimate small dick coping mechanism

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        big true

        I do martial arts but not the weeb shit

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why you thinking about my wiener anon? I say I have a gun and your first thought is my dick? Are you a homosexual anon? Do you want to unzip my pants and gaze upon my fricking wiener and balls?

        >I have a gun
        you train weapon retention, right anon? You don't just walk around with no ability to keep someone from taking the gun from you, right?

        Yeah I do, I have a retention holster and common sense. I have training with firearms

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Yeah I do, I have a retention holster and common sense. I have training with firearms
          Good. The number of people who walk around thinking simply having a gun means they don't have to know anything else is incredibly high. I've known some people who don't even use holsters because "i have a gun."

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >muh di-ACK!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I have a gun
      you train weapon retention, right anon? You don't just walk around with no ability to keep someone from taking the gun from you, right?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      bjj and groundwork (unless greco romanian wrestling) is fricking gay. If you feel the need to do some shit to the other guy more than a chokehold or twisting his shit up youre fricking moronic and gay.
      Striking mogs tbh, just avoid no contact karate, taekwondo, krav maga and other sports known for their gay ass reputation.

      Also, mma gays who go around saying "i could kill you" are morons who just got into the sport. I mean, sure, you might be able to take an untrained 200lbs man, just up your ass. On all honesty, just training striking regularly (and using the muscles they have built for aesthetics IF natural) gives them quite a lot of power and speed. All of you should die in a fire and suck my 8.6x6.1in BMC (BIG MANLET wiener)

      https://i.imgur.com/xZknvKR.png

      whats the point of all that martial arts if you can't into guns?

      Yeah thats what im saying you fricking homosexual. Groundwork is gay anyways but its good to practice. Also, good luck thinking you can take me down if im 210lbs and can squat twice your bodyweight when youre a 140lbs twink (me). Muh size isnt everything only applies when dealing with morons. Its not hard to get slightly above average at groundwork and striking between 1-2 years. It doesnt also cost you much money or time. I say this because im not 150 and when you get slightly above average, pure size, rather weight, becomes much more important for leverages, striking etc etc because of fast twitch muscle building. The strength you have from hypertrophy work translates into good speed and shit stamina (which you dont really need much of since most street fights end within 0-2 mins)

      I do boxing and muay thai, I and any other "martial artist" would get mogged by a midget with a gun. Cope and seethe, it's just a sport for larpers

      If your brain automatically goes to street fighting/self defense when you hear a conversation about martial arts you're either a Black person or a manlet beta who constantly lives in fear of being beaten up or attacked.

      I live in a white first world country so I don't have to go about my day with Black person attacks constantly on my mind. Martial arts are an outlet to discharge my physical masculine power and prowess onto my environment. I practice martial arts for aristocratic leisurely enjoyment. You brown manlets simply wouldn't understand

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        everyone who talks about martial arts on the internet is a larper that wants to get into street fights

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          lmao this. Everyone who doesnt have a chip on their shoulder doesnt participate in martial arts for this very reason

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            It really just depends on where you go. Boxing and wrestling have the least amount of larpers, with jiu jitsu being the worst.
            t. boxer that competed in wrestling/jiu jitsu

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              yeah wrestlers and boxers always seemed like bros.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's true. what the frick are you gonna do with your sword? you can't actually cut bullets in half. you're fricked mate.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >thin, frail pencil wrist
          >fragile bird bones and paper thin, supple skin
          >Needs a gun to feel powerful
          Kek, classic. It was either going to be this or a fatass

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            post video of you cutting a bullet in half in mid air

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You can't actually cut bullets in half
          Lol. Lmao even

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            he's dead

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Technically yes, but practically all you're doing is denting the sword and making the bullet into two pieces of shrapnel whose trajectory is barely modified by the sword's impact.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >sig
          Welp, looks like you've confirmed that you're a gay moron. Nothing you say matters.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/Li2Qnkz.jpg

          What is the point of all those muscles if you don't train the Martial Arts?

          what's the point of owning a weapon if you're poor? when your b***h looks at my wrist, she's my b***h now.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Time to get a better watch that is not cringe, moron.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not with those wrists skeletor, my dick is thicker than that twig you call an arm

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >”Martial arts are an outlet to discharge my physical masculine power and prowess onto my environment. I practice martial arts for aristocratic leisurely enjoyment. You brown manlets simply wouldn't understand”

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lmao COPE! You can very clearly see in the OP I have a strong jaw and wide chin

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah dude totally.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        this Black person doesn't get the point of the thread

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      21 feet rule.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    bjj and groundwork (unless greco romanian wrestling) is fricking gay. If you feel the need to do some shit to the other guy more than a chokehold or twisting his shit up youre fricking moronic and gay.
    Striking mogs tbh, just avoid no contact karate, taekwondo, krav maga and other sports known for their gay ass reputation.

    Also, mma gays who go around saying "i could kill you" are morons who just got into the sport. I mean, sure, you might be able to take an untrained 200lbs man, just up your ass. On all honesty, just training striking regularly (and using the muscles they have built for aesthetics IF natural) gives them quite a lot of power and speed. All of you should die in a fire and suck my 8.6x6.1in BMC (BIG MANLET wiener)

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you only train striking you won't know how to defend against takedowns and if (when) you do get to the ground, if you don't have any grappling experience you will get mogged

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah thats what im saying you fricking homosexual. Groundwork is gay anyways but its good to practice. Also, good luck thinking you can take me down if im 210lbs and can squat twice your bodyweight when youre a 140lbs twink (me). Muh size isnt everything only applies when dealing with morons. Its not hard to get slightly above average at groundwork and striking between 1-2 years. It doesnt also cost you much money or time. I say this because im not 150 and when you get slightly above average, pure size, rather weight, becomes much more important for leverages, striking etc etc because of fast twitch muscle building. The strength you have from hypertrophy work translates into good speed and shit stamina (which you dont really need much of since most street fights end within 0-2 mins)

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          you missed the mark on this one. I literally do not lift I only train martial arts (muay thai and judo). you sound really insecure man hope things get better for you

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            may you explain why? I got mogged by a 90kilo grecoroman wrestler and he also mogged everyone else because he just was so much harder to rake down than a woman for example.

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            If your brain automatically goes to street fighting/self defense when you hear a conversation about martial arts you're either a Black person or a manlet beta who constantly lives in fear of being beaten up or attacked.

            I live in a white first world country so I don't have to go about my day with Black person attacks constantly on my mind. Martial arts are an outlet to discharge my physical masculine power and prowess onto my environment. I practice martial arts for aristocratic leisurely enjoyment. You brown manlets simply wouldn't understand

            Though i did start because of chronic manletism i dont have resentment anymore because of the feeling of freedom it gives you. It made me quite kinder. Sure, chad, it is a pretty lovely sport, but also knowing that wherever you go, you and your woman are (kinda) safe is just another level of calm.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Its not hard to get slightly above average at groundwork and striking between 1-2 years. It doesnt also cost you much money or time.
          not hard if I were to goto a mcdojo like you. martial arts gyms are expensive too, like ~$80/mo if not more

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >$80 a month is expensive
            Have you tried not being poor?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Compared to what a normal person does (a frickin moron). Sorry for my wording, dont speak ingurish.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >140lbs twink (me).
          Please post tummy

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Striking loses to grappling in a 1v1 every single time, cope harder

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >(unless greco romanian wrestling)
      doesn't even know the name of the sport, opinion discarded

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        to be fair, those french dresses the wrestlers wear are pretty gay even if the sport is the Chaddest of 'em all

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        i dont even fricking speak english im sorry

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      crew's full.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      i just wanna do sambo and drink the vodka

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bjj and groundwork (unless greco romanian wrestling) is fricking gay

      This anon gets it. If I am in a fight with some smelly piece of shit (the type of ppl most likely to start problems typically) I don't want to be rolling on the ground with them like a fricking homosexual. Take a look at some of the PCP'd up homogays in major cities, would u want to roll on the ground with someone who literally shit themselves in the past few hours?

      Just learn how to punch people in the face. Very reliable. Kicks have problems because you don't want to be picking up your feet in a street fight on weird terrain or slippery terrain.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I don't want to be rolling on the ground with them like a fricking homosexual.
        You say that like you can just go "no" and the drugged out schizo attacking you will say okay and politely follow Queensberry Rules.
        >Take a look at some of the PCP'd up homogays in major cities, would u want to roll on the ground with someone who literally shit themselves in the past few hours?
        They're going to be the ones dragging you down to their level, moron

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    whats the point of all that martial arts if you can't into guns?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Small dick energy posting

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to get strong first, then refine myself through martial arts, while sculpting my muscle further.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    A bjj black belt of 67 years old fought with a katana today against 3 or 4 moors with machetes in Barcelona, you better not be larping homosexual, dark times are coming

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would these be mutually exclusive? I got my first black belt at 16 and lift twice a week. While were at it Whats the point of martial arts if you dont have another contengency like a gun or some pepper spray behind that? If you can honestly put up a good fight on your way out of the gym, you clearly didnt work out hard enough

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do boxing and muay thai, I and any other "martial artist" would get mogged by a midget with a gun. Cope and seethe, it's just a sport for larpers

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well Yeah i just dont have a fricking gun that isnt a knife and op should suck my bmc.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What is the point o-UHCK MUH GUH ACK ACK ACK!!!!

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is the point of all those breasts and ass if you don't train the marital arts?

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    To be healthy, duh.
    I'd do martial arts but I can't fit it into my schedule, unfortunately.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You cannot pull your gun out and shoot me before i left hook you.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you left hook me? Assuming you met me in person, and I have done absolutely nothing to provoke you, what do you gain from left hooking me? Are you a Black person?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why would you pull a gun on me?
        Gungays always act like any altercation that makes them want to pull out their gun isn't at b***h slap distance.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wouldn’t. If you didn’t pose an actual threat on my life I’d never use my gun.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he doesn't understand how to gunfight
          lmao

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    you look like you taste good

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yowza, that's flippin' gay!
      Got me hard (as a gay philantropist)

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    you could play gold on that chest frickinglol

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      golf

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You might want to invest in an electric trimmer/razor and take care of some of that body hair, also invest in a tanning bed, or get some sun on your Irish ass.

    You also look like a massive homosexual wienersucker. I imagine you frequent gay bars.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Keep your fetish to yourself, gaylord

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Martial arts can be a sport, hobby, lifestyle, self-defense and for that one guy named Betty, a means to suppress the innocent.
    Discussing reasons not to do it by the fact a gun basically undermines the self-defense aspect is silly. It's like saying someone shouldn't play baseball because someone's going to bring a gun to the field and shoot you.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dangling the sword like a limp dick
    not gonna make it in the race wars - if you have a sword, use chudan no kamai or proper jodan

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You look like the anon who sleeps in his squat rack

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Routine?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      CrossFit and Martial Arts

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
    GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody cares about your fricking gay jiu jitsu you homosexual nerd. If you’re gonna do any martial arts, it should be striking based ones. One art is called the “gentle art” and the other is blunt force trauma, there’s a difference between the types of people that are drawn to these endeavors. Chads do striking sports, nerds do gay jitsu. Anyway, chicks aren’t gonna care if you can claim to be able to choke out everyone in the bar or be able to beat their brains in, all you’re gonna do is look like some unhinged autists while meanwhile the in shape and aesthetically pleasing guys get the chicks. Think about it, to show your proficiency in your chosen hobby/sport you’d literally need to start bodying people, which is going to get you ganged up on and/or shot real quick. In shape and good looking people can just present themselves as is and the girls will flock to them. But beyond all that, boxing or Muay Thai are the best bases for being able to frick someone up, and it’s pretty based if you train them.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      At no point did OP ever mention jiujitsu or grappling, you insecure manlet lmao. He's holding a plastic sword for God sake, bjj lives rent free in your head

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cause it's statistically proven that graplers body striker 1 on 1 every time, and he knows it.
        He's just hitting that sweet sweet copium

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >grew up in the south
    >shot guns since I was 5
    >did manual labor such as digging holes or filling in holes for gainz
    >did 10 years of martial arts (the stabbing and shooting kind not the kung fu kind)
    >know all the traditional manly skills such as hunting and trapping
    >am now basically a hillbilly ninja who has technically been trained by the goverment (secondhand) to kill
    >could also pass as bigfoot if I streaked
    OH YEAH

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wanted to post this image but I fricked it all up and because of that I also missed trips and now I'm mildly sad

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Spend hundreds if not thousands of hours learning to hit people with parts of your body never intended for hard impacts
    >Never bother training to do the single most important combat trait an organism has ever developed that allowed us to conquer the Earth
    One well thrown object to the head is going to be more reliable than any form of martial arts.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      not OP but I'm pretty good with a sling
      you can frick shit up pretty hard with a sling

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hit people with parts of your own body
      >is clearly wield a Blade

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

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