What is the scariest phrase in all of fitness?

What is the scariest phrase in all of fitness?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >i don't love you and the kids aren't yours

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      /thread

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Read the fricking sticky

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          What?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This phrase has started hundreds of fitness journeys.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Snap city b***h snap snap city b***h

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >haha show us your abs anon
    I-I'm cutting right now, you'll see them later...

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I terminated yours. Don’t you remember, you poor frick. Poverty-stricken frick

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go solve the case Harry.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >and are you sexually active?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I do it but I'd still say no because the way I do it is sad

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You cry afterwards?

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >babe you don’t need to workout just stay home with me 🙂

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i hated this shit when i had a gf...
      or, why are you late again after going to the gym, instead of being happy im getting buff women would cry

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >condoms for sale: never worn.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >oh, you work out?

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    FAAHVE

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >canned food is before you

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Shin splints

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    L5 pars defect

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Son, when will you get a girlfriend?"

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    SNAP CITY

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm divorcing you and taking your son away oh and you have to pay me for this
    This is my life right now

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      dadgum

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      And I'll bet there were zero red flags that tipped you off to the situation you've found yourself in.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        There were plenty of red flags and I plan to teach my son to look out for these in the future. I got too caught up in the idea of having a happy family and we can work past the problems.

        How do you deal with it? As a kid I never understood why men snap but this type of drawn out humiliation gives me so much more clarity.

        I will continue to try and be a good role model for my son. I'm sure his mother will poison him against me but based on how she screams at him (only 2 years old) over small things and I always can teach him and have a much easier time, I think in the future he will see the truth.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Godspeed anon. Make your boy proud.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do you deal with it? As a kid I never understood why men snap but this type of drawn out humiliation gives me so much more clarity.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    deadlifts build muscle

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You didn't go past parallel

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he was using the leg press and hyper extended his knee

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >CHEAT DAY
    >DESERVE
    >KETO

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >So, you married yet, anon?
    NO I'M NOT I NEVER EVEN HAD A GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE I ALWAYS FRICKED IT UP ALMOST EVERYONE AT MY CLASS REUNION WAS IN A RELATIONSHIP AND I'M SO FRICKING LONELY

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why the hell would you go to that reunion if you haven't done anything. You were asking for suicide fuel

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    "You have cancer."

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >one. one. one. one.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ZERO, ZERO, ZERO

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ZERO, ZERO, ZERO

      >CERO >CERO >CERO
      I hear Elgin every time I don't get full ROM

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lemme see dat ass boy

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You'll have to learn to live with your limitations after the surgery.

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >calories in, calories out

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >achieve failure

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