what is your cutting kryptonite

what is your cutting kryptonite

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Burgers
    Shawarmas

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    When a co worker asks "lunch?"

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can literally eat a family size bag of Lay’s potato chips in a single sitting, and if I have access to one I will
    1350kcal
    0g protein
    1,000,000 mg sodium

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every time I'm in the store I take a stroll past the chips aisle and fantasize about better times when I'd let myself eat them.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    pure crack

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anything remotely delicious, not sure how much more oatmeal i can take fellas

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      i believe in you anon

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oatmeal can taste delicious, i try making mine more fun by adding applesauce to it.
      In other words, don't give up, you can do it

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why even eat oatmeal
      Chinese slave slop

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      oatmeal is shit for you stop it

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anything chip or anything savory really. I really like sweet stuff but salty or savory is crack to me.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everything. I can ruin a cut on chicken breast and green veggies alone

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The jalapeno cheese is a better flavor
    Stop eating food marketed to Hispanics

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, I'll keep eating takis too

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >here you go bro tastes like hot and acid and has 47 grams of sodium

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          thanks bro I'll have a bag

          Ur a word that starts with b and ends in r
          take that jannies

          say it you coward

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          some good ol zaxbys chicken bacon ranch fries or the kickin chicken
          mmm

          >tastes like hot and acid
          look at my white supremacist dawgggggg
          we aint never saving the white race
          stick to your buttered toast and iceless water, homosexual

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Your food is shit just like your culture is shit

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              You gunna cry timmy?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                No I'm just going to build the wall
                I suppose we will have to manage without our Doritos covered in forty-five different sauces and lime juice

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wipe the tears off your keyboard timmy it’ll be ok

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                You sure you don't want a lick? They have salt in them

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Have some potato salad timmy you’ll feel better

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ur a word that starts with b and ends in r
        take that jannies

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bigger

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hot cheetos starts tasting like shit and makes me sick after a while, just like goldfish
    My cutting kryptonite has to be powdered donuts and packaged chocolate chip cookies. My guess is its all the chemicals and high-fructose corn syrup in both. Thankfully I've managed to have some self-control and save both for cheat day

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The quintessential anti-cut, but I just can't help myself. I'll starve myself throughout the rest of the day just so that I can down one of these and still meet my kJ goals.
    At least they have lots of protein.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      my homie. do you also get ridiculously thirsty after downing one of these? is it the sodium content?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, they have massive amounts of salt. You need to drink tons of water both during and after, otherwise you'll have a really bad night. Especially if you've been drinking.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >filename
      It's called an AB (short for abortion) you melbournese homosexual

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a gayguete for this, I can easily eat an entire one by myself

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    *mogs you*

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      wypipo be like these hot chips too spicy

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    these little guys

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    checked. my kyryptonite is attractive women and food

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Weekends at home doing nothing...

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    takis and xxtra got flaming cheetos

    Proper takis consumption involves chewing 1 or 2 and taking a tiny sip of water just before swallowing fyi

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    (pastanigg3r from the boot country here)

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Haribo but I haven't eaten candy or anything that contains sugar in a year or something. It's better to stay away from it and makes staying lean easier.

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    butterbread... xleb c maslom...

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rye bread with butter and cheese is the best

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    ur mom's pussy

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Milk chocolate dark liquorice bullets

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cheese I guess, i don’t miss goyslop but I do miss dairy, if I eat dairy though people will say I’m not doing all I can

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The israelites trying to ruin my physique, I was born to fly not to be seen crying at mcdonalds crying after I down 20 nuggets and 2 half pound cheeseburgers.

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am weak to these sesame street looking bastards

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand how you guys eat shit like this. Do you live with people who buy it and it sits around in the house? That is understandable to me. Or are you so weak-willed that you actually can't stop yourself from going out of your way to buy junk food?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t understand how you autists can’t comprehend why people enjoy junk food

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Every human being understands junk food but if you care about your health and fitness I don't get why you wouldn't just eat something tasty with nutritional value instead if you're going out of your way to buy something

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can still have a healthy diet while occasionally eating a guilty pleasure here and there. Personally I’ll have a cheat day the second Friday of every month. Are you honestly eating clean 100% of the time?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >cheat days
            if there ever was an ngmi, this is it

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              You’re trying too hard

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            No but when I don't eat clean I eat stuff like protein bars, cheesecake, or pizza. Things that aren't clean but aren't just complete empty processed carbs that make you feel guilty eating them.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yea chips is bottom tier bur still fun to have occasionally. I eat the same foods you mentioned on cheat days as well. It’s not black and white.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I have nothing left to add in this discussion so I'm just going to post my waifu one more time

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh are you intuitively eating there bud?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just being human, you should try it sometime

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I got you bro. You're just listening to your body there, champ. I get it, if you are craving a certain food that must mean your body isn't getting all the nutrients it needs, right? No big deal, it's just that some people are born with bigger bodies and there's nothing we can do to change that.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              So you eat clean 100% of the time without ever indulging cravings?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, of course not. Why would I do that? Junk food tastes good so it must be good for me. It's evolution. Plus it doesn't matter anyway, CICO is a myth and losing weight just causes you to rebound and gain it all back and more. Listen to your body, sport, it's telling you what you need.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I know you’re trying to do the too cool for the room detached thing but you come off as a try hard

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I don't smoke one of these baddies I can starve myself out nonchalantly. Dieting without weed is so much easier that I actually have to keep track to not eat too small and loose weight too fast (thus risking loosing muscle mass).

    However, my addicted ass has trouble falling asleep without them. I can eat a normal meal, but the urge to snack is too strong in the middle of the night.

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will never understand how anyone can enjoy eating this slop, other than psychological manipulation with vibrant colours and addiction.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, think about who the target market is.

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sex

  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    this shit is like crack
    it's trail mix except without moronic dried fruits
    same amount of calories (500 per 100g)
    I can down a whole bag in 3 hours

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >trail mix with no fruit
      So it’s nuts
      Yeah you sound the type who enjoys gobbling nuts

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        you know it
        now take off your pants

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >chinese powder sticks fried in car oil

  32. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    My weakness is chilli. Not bad on its own but in the quantities I eat it in, it becomes a problem. I think I'm genuinely addicted to eating chilli.

  33. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Chocolate filled pâtisserie
    >dressings
    Omg.... I just can put ceasar dressings on everything....

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also everything by them

  34. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    My in-laws cooking. They always make so much food and sweets and then leave it. my whole fridge is full of cake and homemade pork sausage.

  35. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bourbon, I like a glass or two every 4 days or so, when Im cutting I have to cut way back on it. I just love the taste of a good bourbon

  36. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cutting
    Imagine being such a homosexual that food is your entire life and you count every calorie instead of listening to your body and eating what it needs, when it needs
    Your entire life revolves around food so much you think goyslop is kryptonite

  37. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dinner dates with sloots are killing my cut and cutting my available balance, but I just can't stop

  38. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Xanax munchies kill it every time

  39. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    goyslop all of it

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      the best food is

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        yup 4x4 innout and fries mmmmmmmmm and costco cheesecake so brutal so hard in america

  40. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    pancakes and cookies

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