what lifts are you doing to prep for the next conflict?
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what lifts are you doing to prep for the next conflict?
what lifts are you doing to prep for the next conflict?
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shrugs to failure
not my problem
14x88 reps of antisemitism
What the frick am I looking at
Fatherless behavior
we are trying to tell you something, moron
Bot?
ex stripper stripping for the us army
Wrist twists for the israelite killing gas chamber valve.
age out to failure
Draft dodge AMRAP
lunges and front squats mostly
Stop spamming this troony. this is only making recruitment worse
Make it a hologram of my oshi dancing and singing karaoke instead of some 3DPD hag, and I'm still not dying for Israel, but I'll at least overhear some of the recruiter's bullshit while I'm ogling it.
Don't give them good ideas
You know I've come to realize that we waste hundreds of trillions on bogus defense contracts when the military could have been the biggest resource for the government to build communities and promote the general welfare of the nation.
Now all they're good for is to be laughed at and proverbially spit upon by the masses, absolutely cartoonish that you're objectively a less valuable person for joining the military.
>government
>promote the general welfare of the nation
There isn't a single western government interested in doing that. As a matter of fact their interests seem to lie in doing the complete opposite.
Do a set of DD's (dishonorable discharges)
I'd rejoin if I am given the exact rank I was when in. My time in the military piqued when I was fricking females in spaces I and a few other people had the access to. It was cash money. Fricking on government's dime.
>too old
>multiple 5150 holds in under a year (even 1 means *you can't even volunteer to sign up*)
>conscientious objector
Not
My
Problem
Just remember: if THEY think you're too crazy even BY THEIR STANDARDS then you're free forever. Otherwise, if one shows up then it's an attack on your life and you should treat it as such.
>Recruiter approaches you
>Tells you that you get to pick one of the following below if you served the military:
1) Unlimited Optimum Nutrition protein powder supply (5lb per week)
2) Boston Dynamics robo GF
3) N word pass
4) Instant +1 pl8 to all your lifts (1pl8 bench becomes 2pl8)
5) Grants you the ability to facemogg Jordan Barrett
6) +1ft to your height
wwyd?
Wouldn't it be wild if someone shot him in the face instead haha.
They are all very good options but definitely #3
Testing to see if I am banned, disregard
you are not
warfighting is all about cardio
>t. trustmebro
reeks of desperation
zercher
Fricking kek at this image
Death to america
What the frick my posts duplicated
How did this happen
They really had a mentally ill homosexual promoting military careers?
Holy shit. Our world is truly fricked.
they want people that would absolutely not hesitate drone strike a farmhouse filled with white christians.
on the other hand they need the kind of dudes that come from those farmhouses to die in the sand for israel.
God help us.
Please.
seems like youve been sleeping under a rock. the military is pozzed beyond belief and has been for years now.
I knew that. Just didn't know of this specific instance
It looks like a bot farm is duplicating posts
Holy shit this is weird, especially since I made
this post originally. Dead internet theory is real.
I wish I would have done more shoulder/neck and hamstring stuff before I joined. Wearing a helmet with nods frequently gave me headaches and honestly your hamstrings can never be too strong or flexible.
Die for Israel Shinji, or israelites will have to do it again.
the frick do you mean schizo?
>the frick do you mean schizo?
Good morning Tel Aviv
Tibialis raise for running with body armor
split squats to be able to kneel effectively before a black female drill sergeant apologizing for slavery and honoring the memory of George Floyd
America has fallen
He was shot because he supported Unions
American Misato a shit!
Is it a troony cosplaying as Misato aka best girl from evangerion?