What movie role had the *best* body and why is it Stallone in Rambo 2?

What movie role had the *best* body and why is it Stallone in Rambo 2?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would say Alexander Skarsgård playing Amleth in The Northman. It's aesthetically pleasing, and probably fits and represents the lifestyle a viking would live. Very functional strength for fighting and rowing and whatever else they do.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      is this movie any good? I've had it downloaded for two years and haven't watched it yet

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        why don't you watch it already and see for yourself

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          too busy watching Troy today

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Heard it was gay art crap

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            So what does it matter what we say? Some people don't like it, some people do. If you're going to take what others say on blind faith you might as well not watch the movie and save yourself the time by imagining whether it was good or bad.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm the northman pic guy, yeah definitely watch it bro, it's a 10/10 film in my eyes and IST approved

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I was disappointed. Maybe because it was so hyped. It's okay I guess.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It’s incredibly dumb and only enjoyed by zoomers who conditioned to enjoying shit movies.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Quite good, masculine kino, plus you get to see anya taylor joy's ass

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >anya taylor joy's ass
          I watched that movie. I've seen no ass.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        if you don't have historically and anthropological literacy, you will miss out on 90% of it and hate it and call it boring

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        7/10, I'd give it a watch.

        Eggers is too soft and bookish as a man to make kino imo. He has moments in every film that make his films decent and original but he is too reddit as an individual to go beyond that. With Norfman there were simply too many missed opportunities. Too much foot dragging and poorly executed tropes, sloppy tbh. I would have really liked to have seen Sam Peckinpah, John Ford or Paul Thomas Anderson or Robert Rodriguez make the same movie, would have been absolutely god tier.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Paul Thomas Anderson
          Huh? How is he in the same league as Peckinpah?
          Anyway, here's an underrated movie bod.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            He's made some great movies including period pieces anon. He's better at capturing action in the moment than Eggers.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Oops I'm moronic and thought you meant the Resident Evil guy. My mistake.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                lmao
                Anons make a thread on IST once in a while like "wtf happened to this guy, he used to win oscars now he makes this shit". So you're not the first at least.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There’s a lot of weird shit in it. The pace is slow. There’s some badass stuff too. It’s ok

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The weird stuff were the only good parts.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >the guy who let his kids become trannies is my favorite
      frick off homosexual and kys

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >The guy who went to kill the butthole who permanently ruined his life, after killing everything said butthole loves. He does so with the knowledge that he has progeny.
        >"Durrghh!!! troony?!"
        moron

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >built for rowing
      >no lats

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        SILSIL was a forced gay meme and I am glad its dead

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >probably fits and represents the lifestyle a viking would live. Very functional strength for fighting and rowing
      you have no idea

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    stallone in first blood part 2

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ivan Drago rocky IV

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You can hate it as much as you want but this is the best body (well maybe the legs could get some more work)
    >looks aesthetic
    >is a healthy size (not too shredded, not too muscular, overall health markers should be great at that size, balance between size and functionality)
    >achievable without PEDs
    >maintainable while still enjoying life (no autism calorie counting, no too restrictive diet)
    >no need to shop weird sizes, looks great in mass produced clothes
    >goldilocks for most women (not too muscular, too skinny)
    >still mogging 95% of the male population

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty based, and actually sustainable too

      What nobody talks about in terms of being legit shredded (under 10% bf) is that you have basically no freedom in diet, you end up being "that guy" at social gatherings who doesn't order any food and just drinks water all night, you miss out on socials and nights out and other degenerate but fun shit, going to bed hungry and avoiding nice treats like donuts which people bring into the office. Even little things like going to the neighbours barbecue. You eat jack shit when you're that lean and have to monitor everything autistically close. A nice 15% body fat is perfect, still mog most and get to actually enjoy looking good
      >t. has competed before

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        not reading this reddit tier take from a dyel pajeet

        is this movie any good? I've had it downloaded for two years and haven't watched it yet

        no it sucks and was boring as frick

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      craig has insane insertions to be honest
      his shoulders, pecs and traps look aesthetic as frick
      maybe even the best insertions in hollywood

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing beats anime.
    >tranime incel
    Leave this site.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is that Drago?
      damn miring

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dolphgod only makes me resentful sometimes tbh. He's beyond human.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      more bone in his face than most incels have in their entire body

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      didnt he claim he got cancer becauz of roids?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dillon- predator

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he looked better in the rocky movies imo. Same with stallone

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I MOG ALL MAN

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      SS enjoyer

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Stallone in Rocky 3
    ftfy

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This was his last achievable natty look for a while. Demolition Man is still my favorite slykino though bros I just can't shake it.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How did all those action stars from the 80s roid their asses off yet still keep their hair? Finasteride didn't exist until the 90s so they couldn't have been taking it

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Me in my home movies
    I win most of the yearly awards I made up

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Arnold in Pumping Iron, what a stupid question

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >blocks your path

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Rambo IV

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    JCVD in Universal Soldier

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