A girl asked me if I want to play tennis with her. She plays competitively and is also a coach. I am just a gymbro with trash cardio. What can I expect?
What muscles do you need for tennis?
A girl asked me if I want to play tennis with her. She plays competitively and is also a coach. I am just a gymbro with trash cardio. What can I expect?
You can expect to get winded within minutes if she's any good
She wants you to frick her. Get her hot and horny
She will probably destroy me, how would I even go about that? I bet she only fricks top tier male tennis players.
>how would I even go about that?
Try to keep a rally going, I doubt she invited you just to slam every serve and btfo you
Why would she want to frick me? I am ugly and a manlet. We are just going to play tennis.
Be more confident mate, she wouldn't have invited you if she wasn't interested.
Please have a nice day cuck moron
Poor results. You dont need any muscles for tennis. This is the body of a GOAT. Maybe a little bit of legs but even that is for endurance. Having big muscles is a net negative, sure you are stronger and explosive but you get tired faster. Not good for endurance sport. I was at my best when I didnt do any lifting. I was just dyel 60kg. t. national semi pro
My girlfriend used to be a top player in my small country at 15. Her friend who was worse than her is now a coach, and absolutely destroys her, even though she herself is nothing special. There is of course a huge difference between male and female tennis players, but the sheer skill and cardio compared to somebody who's never played means she'll wreck you completely. Tennis matches can also go on for hours under the hot sun, even in women's tennis. You're used to lift in an air-conditioned gym, probably. If that.
Is her friend hot
No my gf is way hotter.
>wearing a cross while not following his teachings
EVERY TIME
You're getting raped if she's any good. Tennis is skill and endurance. If losing to a girl is gonna hurt your ego you should pass.
>This hot girl asks me out on a date
>In her favorite thing in life, no less
>I'll go on this incel anime online board to ask for advice on how to beat her ass
>At a sport I've never practiced before, in which she happens to be a fricking teacher
My God you are dumb. Then I have to spend all day reading about how "it's impossible to get pussy"
Just go there, make her laugh, invite her for lunch / drinks / whatever, she already did the hard part all by herself (asking your lame ass out)
It makes no sense though. I am just a gym dude, why would she go for me and not a male tennis athlete she could actually play with? Tennis guys are also a lot taller and probably more attractive than me.
It doesn't matter why she wants you. Fact is, she asked YOU to go play tennis with her. Unless you're being friendzoned, you've passed the first hurdle here.
Do mountains of cardio between now and whenever you meet up to play so you're my completely embarrassed, and then have a really good sense of humor about it when she trounced you. Have an idea for a second location after - take her to lunch or coffee or something. Make sure to tell her you enjoyed hanging out with her.
And post pics here of the little flippy skirt she's probably going to wear!
Tennis is all about coordination and calisthenics. You're gonna get mogged if you've never played before, don't worry about it. Have fun, run around, make a fool of yourself, and have hot sweaty sex afterwards.
t. Run a tennis meetup group. Coached plenty of newbies. It won't take you long to get ok, but your first couple times will be goofball.
Achievable natty?
most tennis players are dyel as frick. all you need is good cardio, agility and technique.
Dude just do sprints and cardio so you can chase the ball, no expectations outside of that. Don't hit the ball too hard, the first time I played I just sent it flying god knows where.
No shame in serving underhand, better than failing a proper serve and just stalling the game.