old school RuneScape released 22nd of February 2013
Assuming you are not lying and you consider playing RuneScape the same amount of time a regular person would spend working an actual job and you would even go so far to give all of your holidays to your company you would've spent 20000 / (8 * 5 * 52) ~ 9.62 Years "working" by playing RuneScape. You sir have turned having no life into your lifelong vocation for the past decade. Is playing RuneScape the only thing preventing you from killing yourself, anon?
I once mained Gwen when she was released and I abused the living shit out of that champion, people played her at top but I ran he thru jungle and I'm pretty sure I got to mastery lvl7 first on my server. At the time op.gg told me I was in the top 0.1% of Gwen players by my stats then they nerfed her and I lost interest.
Ok here's something that put me ahead of 95% of normal population and maybe 99% of gaming population (wasn't worth it): >was a one trick Kalista in league and got to grandmaster playing her only, quit >probably had 6-8k hours of CSGO and cs1.6 combined, got global elite, quit >got Gladiator in WoW 4 times, had close to 10k hours, quit >can do 10 strict pullups or 15 Chinups >have an Adonis belt at 15% bf >lift 5x a week and work a physical job 6x a week while on a 1800cal cut >lost my virginity to a hooker at 26yo
I mean better than*
I'm so fricking great
and this was a great point of contention in my American Years. When they gangstalked me, they really had a big problem with my exceptionalism. They wanted me to be equal to a Guatamalan field laborer
>reddit tier deflection
The crusades were a good thing and were in response to persecution in the Christian holy land that was occupied by Muslim invaders
Also had nothing to do with converting nations in Christ’s Name, just retaking the holy land from invaders >Verification not required.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>ad hom >strawman
Typical
3 months ago
Anonymous
Le tip to you as well
>just retaking the holy land from invaders
So converting a nation into Christ's name?
No, it’s retaking Christian land back from people that were killing Christians and destroying the churches older than their false religion
Didn’t try to convert the Muslims, they just wanted them out
3 months ago
Anonymous
>they just wanted them out
And they voted them out with peaceful committee, and definitely no swords or armies
3 months ago
Anonymous
>the works of men to protect their faith and nation is the same as Christ and His Disciples spreading the Word that led to the conversion of many powerful nations
Go back
3 months ago
Anonymous
>pivoting
Go back
3 months ago
Anonymous
I don’t know what that means so it doesn’t affect me
Christ is King and the crusades were good
3 months ago
Anonymous
If christ were alive today id knock is fucjing ass out like the punk b***h he be
Same for muhamed and also the buddha and whoever else u got
3 months ago
Anonymous
Le tip to you too
3 months ago
Anonymous
It would be difficult with muhammad, as we was kind of a warlord. He was a gayot tho and you could secure your place in heaven by letting him frick your ass (according to Quran).
3 months ago
Anonymous
>just retaking the holy land from invaders
So converting a nation into Christ's name?
Probably no single thing puts me ahead, but combination of some. I can do a pull up with 80 % added BW, which might be close to top 5 %. In addition I'm in top 10 % income bracket of a low first world country. I read maybe 15 books a year and can run 5min/km for a long distance.
my racism.
In the profound depths of human nature, discernible only to the select few, lies an understanding that transcends the commonplace. It is a comprehension steeped in the timeless wisdom of the ages, resonating with the eternal verities that govern existence. Within this sacred understanding, I alone, alongside a minority enlightened by the sacred flame of tradition, perceive the immutable truths that shape our reality.
My vision is one of absolute clarity, unfettered by the illusions that ensnare the masses. It is a worldview forged in the crucible of ancient wisdom, wherein the primordial essence of being reveals itself in its purest form. Through unwavering dedication and steadfast resolve, I aspire to manifest this traditionalist ethos into tangible reality. For it is only through the disciplined cultivation of the mind and spirit that the transcendent realm of tradition can be made manifest in the world of men
I can do better than more than 95% in IQ tests but unfortunately that hasn’t helped much in real life
I did better than 99,5% in the Swedish equivalent of the SATs
I can bike farther than 99% of the population, day after day.
I ride 200+some miles in a single day to visit relatives multiple times a year.
My RHR is 45 bpm (Very veiny wiener also, probably related).
My body looks fine without any lifting and I don't feel any body dysmorphia.
My only goal is to ride farther and one day win a transcontinental ultra race.
25, been working on it for 5 years or so.
Recently graduated and employed. My current fear is the creeping grind and rat race, I don't want to eat up the joy I find in cycling or the energy for it.
Well, I'm white, high IQ, conventionally handsome, not a pushover, have a large loving family, and a few good friends that accept me as I am and have stuck with me through thick and thin. I'd say that puts me at the very top of the human genetic and social ladder.
I don’t want anything. I love my fiance and my dog, I barely work and get paid loads, I live in a nice house and own a nice car. I have a bunch of Rolexes. I get to act completely as myself at all times because I don’t want anything, and nobody can take what I have from me
In all honesty?
Attempting to improve my life.
I lift weights, eat a balanced diet, work hard & try to improve my families well-being as well as my own.
I don't look like a Greek god, I'm not famous or rich, hell I ain't even that good looking. But I take care of myself, take care of my own & take pride in what I do.
I literally have depression but try not to let it rule me.
It's a curse that you must carry around like a burden.
Unlike these morons who wear it like an excuse or a personality trait. But I try anon, I try very hard
My family is middle class but my parents were able to save up and invest their money properly. My sisterand I have a handful of properties to our names thanks to them. I am a lazy idiot yet I am grateful to them for the life they work so hard to give me. I decided am not going to squander their money and started studying about economics so I can invest their money properly.
if personally i wouldnt say i have anything, maybe intuition or verbal intelligence, but i could be deluded.
if in terms of power or gaining it, probably charm and ability to brainwash people, this included passion and verbal power. hitler is ironically good example.
life quality wise idk whatever gets you money friends and pussy efforlessly, or being old money itself+looks=pussy+charm for friends
if personally i wouldnt say i have anything, maybe intuition or verbal intelligence, but i could be deluded.
if in terms of power or gaining it, probably charm and ability to brainwash people, this included passion and verbal power. hitler is ironically good example.
life quality wise idk whatever gets you money friends and pussy efforlessly, or being old money itself+looks=pussy+charm for friends
>maybe intuition or verbal intelligence, but i could be deluded.
That seems like something to be grateful for. Do you feel proud for your charm as something you have worked to attain or do you see it a a given talent? What do you feel proud of?
proud nothing tbh, and i feel like i was just given it. im obviously grateful for it, its easy to make friends, make people laugh or simply mess with if i want to kek. i kind have no idea what id be proud of to be honest, even tho i have goals, i just want shit from life thats really it
i got up to #63 in fishing on runescape.
(i think i'm like #gorillian now at the same level, lel)
i was grinding lobby certs for a rune 2h and then some random dude in a bank gave me more than enough to get one because he was quitting.
I’m 6’4, now married and in late 30s but banged 55 women along the way.
I won a few rugby championships in college at club level. D3 level. Played at men’s, good enough to earn starting spots but team was mediocre. Still fun and a game that hardens you up mentally.
I’ve run around a dozen half marathons and 2 full. Plus never stopped lifting since starting in high school football.
I majored in IT after washing out of CS. Fine substitute, and in IT there’s an abundance of certifications to further along your career. I’ve earned 20 over the years (A+ ones at first when I worked helpdesk, now CISSP-ISSAP and CISM types). Plus a masters. Cybersecurity architect making $200k now. Wife makes about $100k. Both of us are smart with money and our net worth hit 2.5 million a few weeks ago.
Retiring at 3 million to pursue mountaineering, competitive sailing (goal is 6 hard years and see how close I am to Olympics), and traveling/sailing
The 4% rule basically. Your invested assets should survive any downturns of you withdraw 4%/year. So $1 million gets you $40k/year. We will call it quits around $120k/year which is probably overkill but I’ll be early to mid 40s in age.
I’m currently making ~$200,000 a year:
Job 1: $85,000
Job 2: $90,000
Pension: $42,000
I own my Tundra.
Mortgage is ~$1,100mo- not sure I wanna pay it off cause interest is so low 2.75%.
I’m about to finish paying off my student loans. Around $20,000 left. I’m 33 years old.
I had a rough start at the beginning of the year since I dislocated my shoulder Jan 6th. Going to pt to recover. Once I’m close to 100%, going back at it hard at the gym.
Pic is me at around 185lbs. Currently at 200lbs.
Just dating for one night stands. I’m a single dad to a son and have majority custody. Enjoying as much as possible with him before seriously dating.
Lion's mane and psilocybe mushrooms used with purpose.
sativa weed, not the dumb lazy schizo moron shit they got people hooked on now. mango kush will have your ass cleaning your whole house top to bottom and may as well be a double dose of viagra.
learn foraging and gardening
Quit caffeine and all pharma and you can call at least 95% of the human population drug addicts and not be a hypocrite.
I'm 6'1, shredded around 8-10% bf year round eating whatever I want, attractive face, good sized pp. Even with all this I'm crippled with autism and schizoid, no friends, no love life, no career or life goals and about 70% reduced feelings/emotions
>NEET of 15 years >No education past my GED >34 year old and never had a relationship
I dunno. I'm 104 lbs with 8.6 inch biceps and 5.2 inch wrists, which puts me well ahead of most anorexics despite me working out consistently for 13 months.
>handsome >good job (psychologist) >own a home in the first world >drive a bmw >married to based housewife >1/2/3/4 achieved >regularly frick the student nurses when they have placements at the hospitals I work at
to based housewife
frick the student nurses when they have placements at the hospitals I work at
you have found something rarer than gold and you piss it away, i hope this is a larp or else youre a Black person
Money!
my family is in 1% easily! 🙂 its a fantastic feeling, knowing that you'll never lose if you just be a normal dude and act in accordance with your social circle
pros:
Competed in full contact martial arts. Different style competitions but i'm a one trick pony, i low kick until i break their femur.
Am doctor.
Have big penis.
Have wife and child.
No debt whatsoever and own a 2 bedroom, 2 bathroom, 1 openspace kitchen-livingroom, 1 balcony apartment.
cons:
Average height.
Narrow shoulders.
Child has a disability.
Insecure as frick, despite realizing i'm better than most, but i never tell anyone. I act like a weird goes his own way hermit cause i just "know" people see right through me.
I'd trade it all my pros for a healthy child. i'd accept incel status and forever alone too.
What kind of disability? Do you think it was somewhat preventable or set in stone? Also don't take this the wrong way, but why not have another kid, or maybe a few more?
I haven't touched a female that isn't my mother or sister in over a decade
>or sister
This was posted today and it already has an ifunny watermark? Wtf
He picked a bad timing
It's better to make a move when she's vulnerable like after a break with her bf or after her dog died
like 30% of men under 30 are virgins though
That's Cope to make losers feel better. The vast majority of men frick
I have 5k hours in TF2
>20,000 hours in OSRS
>account was permanently muted years ago so probably 10,000 of those were spent entirely alone
I post upon the golden throne
old school RuneScape released 22nd of February 2013
Assuming you are not lying and you consider playing RuneScape the same amount of time a regular person would spend working an actual job and you would even go so far to give all of your holidays to your company you would've spent 20000 / (8 * 5 * 52) ~ 9.62 Years "working" by playing RuneScape. You sir have turned having no life into your lifelong vocation for the past decade. Is playing RuneScape the only thing preventing you from killing yourself, anon?
I jumped a purse snatcher once and gave the bag back.
Should had kept it for yourself and become alpha predator on the food chain.
I once mained Gwen when she was released and I abused the living shit out of that champion, people played her at top but I ran he thru jungle and I'm pretty sure I got to mastery lvl7 first on my server. At the time op.gg told me I was in the top 0.1% of Gwen players by my stats then they nerfed her and I lost interest.
it's sad how video games trick us into thinking things we do in them is any sort of accomplishment
It's not sad it's fun, moron.
Boasting about video games in this thread though... SAD!
Worthless waste of time.
Everything is
It's only sad if you have no other accomplishments
Im good at sports and college and fricking and games
I'm just good at everything
Gregesh Plittnal looking swole
Heard he's got a "chocolate" flavoured energy drink promo coming out
>Gregesh Plittnal
Kek
this is so fricking funny i didnt get it at first and then i saw the train
Ok here's something that put me ahead of 95% of normal population and maybe 99% of gaming population (wasn't worth it):
>was a one trick Kalista in league and got to grandmaster playing her only, quit
>probably had 6-8k hours of CSGO and cs1.6 combined, got global elite, quit
>got Gladiator in WoW 4 times, had close to 10k hours, quit
>can do 10 strict pullups or 15 Chinups
>have an Adonis belt at 15% bf
>lift 5x a week and work a physical job 6x a week while on a 1800cal cut
>lost my virginity to a hooker at 26yo
posting on taiwaneese vacuum tube collectors board
vacuum tube collecting is an underrated hobby
Live in a firstworld country
Live by the sea in a city with warm weather and I go to the beach almost every day.
>looks/height
>intelligence
>family wealth and status
one of those and your life can be set. 2 of those you're above 99.9999999% of the population. 3 and you're on god mode
there are some degrees to those benefits
1234
Muh dick
95%? Just being born with my Life Force Blueprint
I can do nothing my entire life, and I am still in the 95% of the world population
I mean better than*
I'm so fricking great
and this was a great point of contention in my American Years. When they gangstalked me, they really had a big problem with my exceptionalism. They wanted me to be equal to a Guatamalan field laborer
White, male, first world country, 6ft tall, apparently have a higher income than 96% of the population according to Some Website I Just Found
none of that shit really matters though
Yeah it does kinda but you wouldn't know since you have nothing to compare
t. Balkanite
>6'5". 240, $100K salary
>wife still b***hes at me daily
when will it be enough anons
When you tell her to stfu
To satisfy a woman who thinks she deserves the world? Never.
The correct religion
yes, praise Odin
Cringe
your semitic cultural import is not european christcuck
>nooo worship my heckin israelite on a stick nooo
Its like you dont even read the posts you reply to
I don't
Typical of the larpagan. Illiteracy is trad as frick, right?
Will you castrastre yourself for heaven you weak cuck ? Matthew 19:12
Why are you talking about castration
Im not the one who is, go read Matthew 19:12
No
ma lawd jeeeeezusss
lmao these delusional christcucks always get me
Please reread OP to avoid embarrassing yourself in the future
bu bu but mom hes makin fun of jeesus
nooooo
Do you need me to explain why your comments dont make sense?
They do make sense
They dont. Do you want me to explain?
>Doesn't mention religion's name
>israelite still seethes
And yet redemption is still open to you, long nose fren
Ironic post of the day
Christ is King
Is he though?
Yes
Your fantasy israelite on a stick isn't king
Why not?
I heard he was doing some drugs
Ketamine 🙁
Without raising a sword or army, He made many nations throughout time kneel to His Name
Truly the greatest King
>Verification not required.
>without a sword or army
Yeah the crusades never happened
>reddit tier deflection
The crusades were a good thing and were in response to persecution in the Christian holy land that was occupied by Muslim invaders
Also had nothing to do with converting nations in Christ’s Name, just retaking the holy land from invaders
>Verification not required.
>ad hom
>strawman
Typical
Le tip to you as well
No, it’s retaking Christian land back from people that were killing Christians and destroying the churches older than their false religion
Didn’t try to convert the Muslims, they just wanted them out
>they just wanted them out
And they voted them out with peaceful committee, and definitely no swords or armies
>the works of men to protect their faith and nation is the same as Christ and His Disciples spreading the Word that led to the conversion of many powerful nations
Go back
>pivoting
Go back
I don’t know what that means so it doesn’t affect me
Christ is King and the crusades were good
If christ were alive today id knock is fucjing ass out like the punk b***h he be
Same for muhamed and also the buddha and whoever else u got
Le tip to you too
It would be difficult with muhammad, as we was kind of a warlord. He was a gayot tho and you could secure your place in heaven by letting him frick your ass (according to Quran).
>just retaking the holy land from invaders
So converting a nation into Christ's name?
>Without raising a sword or army, He made many nations throughout time kneel to His Name
Hmmm
yes
>King
King of the who?
20 pullups in a row and having a loving family
I can fart REALLY loud.
I'm extremely good at Jedi Outcast multiplayer
Having a wife that isn’t going to divorce you in 5 years
One of them ended really badly with one relative an hero by jumping on the freeway
i work in biglaw and am actually handsome
Probably no single thing puts me ahead, but combination of some. I can do a pull up with 80 % added BW, which might be close to top 5 %. In addition I'm in top 10 % income bracket of a low first world country. I read maybe 15 books a year and can run 5min/km for a long distance.
my racism.
In the profound depths of human nature, discernible only to the select few, lies an understanding that transcends the commonplace. It is a comprehension steeped in the timeless wisdom of the ages, resonating with the eternal verities that govern existence. Within this sacred understanding, I alone, alongside a minority enlightened by the sacred flame of tradition, perceive the immutable truths that shape our reality.
My vision is one of absolute clarity, unfettered by the illusions that ensnare the masses. It is a worldview forged in the crucible of ancient wisdom, wherein the primordial essence of being reveals itself in its purest form. Through unwavering dedication and steadfast resolve, I aspire to manifest this traditionalist ethos into tangible reality. For it is only through the disciplined cultivation of the mind and spirit that the transcendent realm of tradition can be made manifest in the world of men
Cringe
>Cringe
spook
I truly believe that I am one of the most racist men to ever live.
Everybody is at least a little racist
There are only two kinds of people on earth. Racists, and Liars. And I'm an honest man who refuses to tell a single lie.
True. All culture stems from racism.
So you are just like MC Hammer or something?
extremely based instinct follower.
Intuition*
Not instinct
gnostic nonsense, manifestation is israeli magic.
Being 6'0".
I ran a half-marathon (for the first time) last weekend.
I am a certified arborist
I live with my mom at 32.
Not being vaxed
I am 22 years old, never had a girlfriend, never had sex
I'm 32 and can still make new frens
At 32 years old I’m a bigger loser than probably 98-99% of the population
:/ I bet that's not tire and you just have low self esteem
my insane 175cm stature
I can do better than more than 95% in IQ tests but unfortunately that hasn’t helped much in real life
I did better than 99,5% in the Swedish equivalent of the SATs
Being born rich
My penis and IQ. I wish it was height
I can bike farther than 99% of the population, day after day.
I ride 200+some miles in a single day to visit relatives multiple times a year.
My RHR is 45 bpm (Very veiny wiener also, probably related).
My body looks fine without any lifting and I don't feel any body dysmorphia.
My only goal is to ride farther and one day win a transcontinental ultra race.
how old are you?
25, been working on it for 5 years or so.
Recently graduated and employed. My current fear is the creeping grind and rat race, I don't want to eat up the joy I find in cycling or the energy for it.
just found my new LinkedIn banner thanks OP
Well, I'm white, high IQ, conventionally handsome, not a pushover, have a large loving family, and a few good friends that accept me as I am and have stuck with me through thick and thin. I'd say that puts me at the very top of the human genetic and social ladder.
I don’t want anything. I love my fiance and my dog, I barely work and get paid loads, I live in a nice house and own a nice car. I have a bunch of Rolexes. I get to act completely as myself at all times because I don’t want anything, and nobody can take what I have from me
750k in assets, 0 debt, house paid off
My thighs
My butt too
Anyone want to see?
In all honesty?
Attempting to improve my life.
I lift weights, eat a balanced diet, work hard & try to improve my families well-being as well as my own.
I don't look like a Greek god, I'm not famous or rich, hell I ain't even that good looking. But I take care of myself, take care of my own & take pride in what I do.
I believe that's what makes me better than most
You're probably happier than 95% of the population and 99+% of this board.
I literally have depression but try not to let it rule me.
It's a curse that you must carry around like a burden.
Unlike these morons who wear it like an excuse or a personality trait. But I try anon, I try very hard
I can curl 60lbs
My family is middle class but my parents were able to save up and invest their money properly. My sisterand I have a handful of properties to our names thanks to them. I am a lazy idiot yet I am grateful to them for the life they work so hard to give me. I decided am not going to squander their money and started studying about economics so I can invest their money properly.
are you asking this personally or just what i think puts person ahead
>or just what i think puts person ahead
This.
if personally i wouldnt say i have anything, maybe intuition or verbal intelligence, but i could be deluded.
if in terms of power or gaining it, probably charm and ability to brainwash people, this included passion and verbal power. hitler is ironically good example.
life quality wise idk whatever gets you money friends and pussy efforlessly, or being old money itself+looks=pussy+charm for friends
>maybe intuition or verbal intelligence, but i could be deluded.
That seems like something to be grateful for. Do you feel proud for your charm as something you have worked to attain or do you see it a a given talent? What do you feel proud of?
proud nothing tbh, and i feel like i was just given it. im obviously grateful for it, its easy to make friends, make people laugh or simply mess with if i want to kek. i kind have no idea what id be proud of to be honest, even tho i have goals, i just want shit from life thats really it
I coach.
2/3.5/4.5/6 for reps (natty)
Own a home
Own a side business ($110k revenue in 2023)
Gross $150k/year in low COL city
6ft
White
Under 30 years old
I am on the carnivore diet
My penis is the size of a greek statue
I have some weird spatial intelligence autism and i can comfortably pull multiple all nighters in a short span of time but that's about it really
Being a non-obese woman who isn't a selfish hypocrite
Want a kiss pls
Intelligence, looks, strength, sheer laziness.
the fact that i am ahead of everybody but my descendants
Physique + looks + mannerisms + FAT wiener
I'm not circumcised.
I can bench press 2x my bodyweight. I weigh 140lbs. That has to mean something if not then I really dont have anything else.
i got up to #63 in fishing on runescape.
(i think i'm like #gorillian now at the same level, lel)
i was grinding lobby certs for a rune 2h and then some random dude in a bank gave me more than enough to get one because he was quitting.
I'm a (only slightly paper) millionaire
I do whatever it takes
Unironically my penis size
Unironically IQ. Got frick all else though, being good at those damn tests is no guarantee you'll make good life choices.
Stuggled hard my whole life to develop skills and make a fortune, then lost it all in an instant. I am at my lowest.
I have all the skill and experience, but none of the fricks or fear now.
What happened, how did you lose everything in an instant?
When you don't do contracts correctly you are dead.
Though, I had some other money that got lost on the stock market in a short time frame too.
This
And to answer her question,no i've never had sex.
Sounds like a bot.
I'm 6'6" which makes me 0.04% of the human population or something by being above 6'4".
6 foot
6 inches
6 figure salary
6 pack
6 body count
all that for 6 bodies?
grim
Being able to survive the coming times
I'm not better than 95% of the population (this puts me ahead of 95% of the population, my humility and realistic self perspective god I'm smart)
I’m 6’4, now married and in late 30s but banged 55 women along the way.
I won a few rugby championships in college at club level. D3 level. Played at men’s, good enough to earn starting spots but team was mediocre. Still fun and a game that hardens you up mentally.
I’ve run around a dozen half marathons and 2 full. Plus never stopped lifting since starting in high school football.
I majored in IT after washing out of CS. Fine substitute, and in IT there’s an abundance of certifications to further along your career. I’ve earned 20 over the years (A+ ones at first when I worked helpdesk, now CISSP-ISSAP and CISM types). Plus a masters. Cybersecurity architect making $200k now. Wife makes about $100k. Both of us are smart with money and our net worth hit 2.5 million a few weeks ago.
Retiring at 3 million to pursue mountaineering, competitive sailing (goal is 6 hard years and see how close I am to Olympics), and traveling/sailing
How did you decide at $3MM as a retirement goal? Any kids?
One kid age 2
The 4% rule basically. Your invested assets should survive any downturns of you withdraw 4%/year. So $1 million gets you $40k/year. We will call it quits around $120k/year which is probably overkill but I’ll be early to mid 40s in age.
1/2/3/4, 12%, $1m nw
Mushroom growing
Owning my own squat rack I can curl in at odd hours of the day and odd hours of the night
I’m currently making ~$200,000 a year:
Job 1: $85,000
Job 2: $90,000
Pension: $42,000
I own my Tundra.
Mortgage is ~$1,100mo- not sure I wanna pay it off cause interest is so low 2.75%.
I’m about to finish paying off my student loans. Around $20,000 left. I’m 33 years old.
I had a rough start at the beginning of the year since I dislocated my shoulder Jan 6th. Going to pt to recover. Once I’m close to 100%, going back at it hard at the gym.
Pic is me at around 185lbs. Currently at 200lbs.
Just dating for one night stands. I’m a single dad to a son and have majority custody. Enjoying as much as possible with him before seriously dating.
comically small arms
Jealous loser post body
truth hurts huh ?
Lion's mane and psilocybe mushrooms used with purpose.
sativa weed, not the dumb lazy schizo moron shit they got people hooked on now. mango kush will have your ass cleaning your whole house top to bottom and may as well be a double dose of viagra.
learn foraging and gardening
Quit caffeine and all pharma and you can call at least 95% of the human population drug addicts and not be a hypocrite.
I have the complete Smiths and Morrissey solo discography on vinyl, and I can also deadlift 350 pounds
I'm 6'1, shredded around 8-10% bf year round eating whatever I want, attractive face, good sized pp. Even with all this I'm crippled with autism and schizoid, no friends, no love life, no career or life goals and about 70% reduced feelings/emotions
>NEET of 15 years
>No education past my GED
>34 year old and never had a relationship
I dunno. I'm 104 lbs with 8.6 inch biceps and 5.2 inch wrists, which puts me well ahead of most anorexics despite me working out consistently for 13 months.
I can run a sub-3 h marathon.
>today on IST, OP asks everyone to check their privilege.
I have many top 1% gaming achievements under my belt.
I'm 5'2, have herpes, still have my virginity in tact, and I lift more than you
May I inquire as to how you got herpes?
Blew a homeless man in a public bathroom
>handsome
>good job (psychologist)
>own a home in the first world
>drive a bmw
>married to based housewife
>1/2/3/4 achieved
>regularly frick the student nurses when they have placements at the hospitals I work at
but also
>5'11
>small dick
to based housewife
frick the student nurses when they have placements at the hospitals I work at
you have found something rarer than gold and you piss it away, i hope this is a larp or else youre a Black person
>having a high IQ
>being good looking
>having a good family
>having a good community
most of the stuff that makes you win in life is predetermined
server first lich king 25m heroic
fun times, quit when cata came out and was dogshit
I came 2.5 feet yesterday. My peepee is a railgun. I shoot mad rope with the meat musket.
Lmao you actual genelet you never hit the ceiling with your cum when you were a kid?
height
Being able to cum 10 feet per shot
Money!
my family is in 1% easily! 🙂 its a fantastic feeling, knowing that you'll never lose if you just be a normal dude and act in accordance with your social circle
I go to confession often and live a virtuous life. I don’t jerk off.
I have 118 IQ
the country with the highest IQ average in the world is Japan, with 105 IQ, so im the smartest person in the world
Never vaccinated, never tested, don't wallow in dirty blood.
Based but thumbnail looks like he is pantomiming sucking a dick
Idkk
pros:
Competed in full contact martial arts. Different style competitions but i'm a one trick pony, i low kick until i break their femur.
Am doctor.
Have big penis.
Have wife and child.
No debt whatsoever and own a 2 bedroom, 2 bathroom, 1 openspace kitchen-livingroom, 1 balcony apartment.
cons:
Average height.
Narrow shoulders.
Child has a disability.
Insecure as frick, despite realizing i'm better than most, but i never tell anyone. I act like a weird goes his own way hermit cause i just "know" people see right through me.
I'd trade it all my pros for a healthy child. i'd accept incel status and forever alone too.
What kind of disability? Do you think it was somewhat preventable or set in stone? Also don't take this the wrong way, but why not have another kid, or maybe a few more?
>Am doctor.
Thank you for your service. I have great respect for doctors
old money
>sex haver
>sometimes school incels on league of legends