This, you will still be short but at least you won't be cardboard coloured and if you make at least 50K you'll live pretty comfortable just avoid Mexico City or at least the nicest neighborhoods because they're charging US prices so your dollars won't be worth as much
>Anime poster >Femoid tier build
I'd invite you to move into my crawlspace in exchange for HRT, but I'm not supposed to offer that anymore
if you're talking about that one pic with the dude from /jp/ then that's fricked
>okay do i legit not have any good options?
theres always this option
*pulls pants down*
frick off
Probably live life normally. Lifting won't help you it'll look comical.
why would it look comical? it can't be that bad
Bulk like me. It takes a bit but in 2 years I went from 5'4, 118 pounds to 150 pounds at the same height. Still small but I at least grew out of small shirts and my arms/shoulders don't look tiny anymore
so you look alright after 2 years of just bulking and lifting?
I look better than I did before and I don't struggle to carry water cases anymore. I'll probably get called a DYEL but compared to who I was 2 years ago I'm a bodybuilder and thats just with on and off lifting for 2 years. If I fully committed I would look much better.
its ok even if you're tummy isnt that cute we can make you do cardio and you'll get IST
i'm 5'6", you're my only chance to top ever
i am 100lbs though so maybe ill have to gain weight or you lose
maybe meet in middle
its ok even if you're tummy isnt that cute we can make you do cardio and you'll get IST
i'm 5'6", you're my only chance to top ever
i am 100lbs though so maybe ill have to gain weight or you lose
maybe meet in middle
Bulk like me. It takes a bit but in 2 years I went from 5'4, 118 pounds to 150 pounds at the same height. Still small but I at least grew out of small shirts and my arms/shoulders don't look tiny anymore
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this he's just pretending to be a moron for replies
Bullet to the temple
no i just want people to stop telling me it's over or whatever cause it's annoying and i'm not going to be a troon or kill myself
are you actually 5'3? post body or something, atleast enoughof it to see if your proportions are off
my proportions are fine
I look better than I did before and I don't struggle to carry water cases anymore. I'll probably get called a DYEL but compared to who I was 2 years ago I'm a bodybuilder and thats just with on and off lifting for 2 years. If I fully committed I would look much better.
>my proportions are fine
no 5'3 person has the proportions of a normal height man. it's not how this shit works, and you saying that makes me think that you really are lying because you get off on this. post body
its ok even if you're tummy isnt that cute we can make you do cardio and you'll get IST
i'm 5'6", you're my only chance to top ever
i am 100lbs though so maybe ill have to gain weight or you lose
maybe meet in middle
yeah very funny
10 months ago
Anonymous
ok ok i thought you were gay you know
i have the same pain as you plus 3 inches
we're much the same you and i
Bulk and lift, you should at least put on another 20lbs.
Look up Demetrious Johnson (5'3", 125 in UFC, 135 in ONE) and Henry Cejudo (5'4", 125-135 in UFC). And IIRC Kevin Hart (5'4") is somewhere around 140-145, too. So yeah, 115 is pretty scrawny even for your height - you have a good 20-30lbs of room to grow, get strong and look good.
>p--pl..please... stop calling me a little submissive boy
i will skin you alive if you dont post body
10 months ago
Anonymous
yeah i'm starting to think you're the homosexual here
10 months ago
Anonymous
>replies to every post humiliating you >says shit that makes it obvious that you arent actually 5'3 >refuses to post body which is an easy way to prove you arent a mentally broken homosexual
10 months ago
Anonymous
>replies to every post humiliating you
unfortunately that's most of the posts so what's your point >says shit that makes it obvious that you arent actually 5'3
lmfao like what? >refuses to post body which is an easy way to prove you arent a mentally broken homosexual
it's an easy way to get people to say more gay shit to me but okay
10 months ago
Anonymous
>like what
your proportions are noticeably different from a normal person's. its why you can tell someone is short just from an image even when there's nothing to compare their height to. a short person would absolutely know that
10 months ago
Anonymous
>your proportions are noticeably different from a normal person's
can you explain how?
10 months ago
Anonymous
is this guy short or no? i cant tell because there's nothing to compare him to. his proportions seem completely normal.
10 months ago
Anonymous
yeah but that dude is like a fricking midget
10 months ago
Anonymous
also there's very clearly some chairs in the background
10 months ago
Anonymous
you can still tell with taller people. look at jeff nippard, who is same height as you(but claims to be ataller). you can tell from an image of just him that he's short. now are you gonna keep on being moronic and baiting for your humiliation fetish, or will you post body?
10 months ago
Anonymous
oh i see what you mean but i'm skelly so i don't have that problem except for my shoulders i guess. >baiting for your humiliation fetish, or will you post body?
if i post i guarantee you're going to keep talking shit anyways so idc
10 months ago
Anonymous
>except for my shoulders i guess.
then post an image that includes your shoulders dumbass, the entire point is showing a part that has that problem >you're going to keep talking shit
i've only made fun of you for being so unwilling to post your body, once you stop being a pussy i have no reason to ridicule you anymore, but maybe you like that
10 months ago
Anonymous
no i'm just tired of getting called a gay
10 months ago
Anonymous
do you even understand why we're calling you a gay? its because you wont post body
10 months ago
Anonymous
no i was literally getting called a gay before that
10 months ago
Anonymous
>before that
before you DIDNT post body?
10 months ago
Anonymous
before anyone even mentioned posting pictures
10 months ago
Anonymous
whatever you do just not want help, some gays like small men so you will probably be alright in life until you prolapse your anus or die of aids. have a nice day & have a good night.
10 months ago
Anonymous
the point of the thread is that i'm trying to not be a dyel gay but whatever, you too
10 months ago
Anonymous
You unironically can't tell if he's five foot or 7 foot
Move to Mexico.
isn't leaving the us for mexico the opposite of what people usually do?
Yes people, but you see... you're a dwarf, so you must go live amongst your kin
this but only for the south states, you will kys when you see how tall people in the northern states actually are.
Actual beaner here, just nuke us already. This country has no hope. This is what we get for letting brown people control our government.
Castizos rise up
This, you will still be short but at least you won't be cardboard coloured and if you make at least 50K you'll live pretty comfortable just avoid Mexico City or at least the nicest neighborhoods because they're charging US prices so your dollars won't be worth as much
limb lengthening
How feminine is your face and body?
uh why?
yeah but should i gain weight or just lift?
lift
hit puberty
i'm 20
Transition
Is that what you wanted to hear?
why would i want to hear that
no that's gay
spread you butthole for superior specimens of man
Are u a girl
no
I'll make you feel like one
>dwarf
>monk
>twink/troony
pick your character
okay do i legit not have any good options?
wtf
>okay do i legit not have any good options?
theres always this option
*pulls pants down*
>what should i do if im 5'3 and 115 lbs
halflings get +2 to dex, should go rogue or monk
post tummy and then potentially marry me
my stomach doesn't even look that good
if you're talking about that one pic with the dude from /jp/ then that's fricked
frick off
why would it look comical? it can't be that bad
so you look alright after 2 years of just bulking and lifting?
this he's just pretending to be a moron for replies
I look better than I did before and I don't struggle to carry water cases anymore. I'll probably get called a DYEL but compared to who I was 2 years ago I'm a bodybuilder and thats just with on and off lifting for 2 years. If I fully committed I would look much better.
its ok even if you're tummy isnt that cute we can make you do cardio and you'll get IST
i'm 5'6", you're my only chance to top ever
i am 100lbs though so maybe ill have to gain weight or you lose
maybe meet in middle
I'm 5'6 and 150 lbs and hairy. I mog both of you
post fiseek pls
I need an ironforge bf :>
>Anime poster
>Femoid tier build
I'd invite you to move into my crawlspace in exchange for HRT, but I'm not supposed to offer that anymore
Probably live life normally. Lifting won't help you it'll look comical.
Bulk like me. It takes a bit but in 2 years I went from 5'4, 118 pounds to 150 pounds at the same height. Still small but I at least grew out of small shirts and my arms/shoulders don't look tiny anymore
op is some sub that gets off on people making fun of how small he is clearly
give this thread no more attention.
thread ends here.
no i just want people to stop telling me it's over or whatever cause it's annoying and i'm not going to be a troon or kill myself
my proportions are fine
okay awesome thanks
Post body, little sissy boy.
>my proportions are fine
no 5'3 person has the proportions of a normal height man. it's not how this shit works, and you saying that makes me think that you really are lying because you get off on this. post body
wtf would i be lying about? what would be wrong with my proportions? and no i'm not posting pics just so you can call me a gay.
No, I'll call you my hot little boy. Don't hold out on me now.
yeah no now i'm definitely not posting shit
Do you have an onlyfans?
yeah very funny
ok ok i thought you were gay you know
i have the same pain as you plus 3 inches
we're much the same you and i
Can i hold you like a little baby?
are you actually 5'3? post body or something, atleast enoughof it to see if your proportions are off
Bullet to the temple
Lift weights
Bulk and lift, you should at least put on another 20lbs.
Look up Demetrious Johnson (5'3", 125 in UFC, 135 in ONE) and Henry Cejudo (5'4", 125-135 in UFC). And IIRC Kevin Hart (5'4") is somewhere around 140-145, too. So yeah, 115 is pretty scrawny even for your height - you have a good 20-30lbs of room to grow, get strong and look good.
thank you anon, much appreciated
>wishes he was a woman
for the last time i'm not a troon frick off
>still hasnt posted body
yeah why would i do that when i already have people like you calling me a gay and shit
you will be redeemed if you would post body, but its quite clear at this point that it wont happen since this post is a fantasy setting
i already told you i'm not a gay or a troony so not sure why i'd larp as dyel but okay whatever
>p--pl..please... stop calling me a little submissive boy
i will skin you alive if you dont post body
yeah i'm starting to think you're the homosexual here
>replies to every post humiliating you
>says shit that makes it obvious that you arent actually 5'3
>refuses to post body which is an easy way to prove you arent a mentally broken homosexual
>replies to every post humiliating you
unfortunately that's most of the posts so what's your point
>says shit that makes it obvious that you arent actually 5'3
lmfao like what?
>refuses to post body which is an easy way to prove you arent a mentally broken homosexual
it's an easy way to get people to say more gay shit to me but okay
>like what
your proportions are noticeably different from a normal person's. its why you can tell someone is short just from an image even when there's nothing to compare their height to. a short person would absolutely know that
>your proportions are noticeably different from a normal person's
can you explain how?
is this guy short or no? i cant tell because there's nothing to compare him to. his proportions seem completely normal.
yeah but that dude is like a fricking midget
also there's very clearly some chairs in the background
you can still tell with taller people. look at jeff nippard, who is same height as you(but claims to be ataller). you can tell from an image of just him that he's short. now are you gonna keep on being moronic and baiting for your humiliation fetish, or will you post body?
oh i see what you mean but i'm skelly so i don't have that problem except for my shoulders i guess.
>baiting for your humiliation fetish, or will you post body?
if i post i guarantee you're going to keep talking shit anyways so idc
>except for my shoulders i guess.
then post an image that includes your shoulders dumbass, the entire point is showing a part that has that problem
>you're going to keep talking shit
i've only made fun of you for being so unwilling to post your body, once you stop being a pussy i have no reason to ridicule you anymore, but maybe you like that
no i'm just tired of getting called a gay
do you even understand why we're calling you a gay? its because you wont post body
no i was literally getting called a gay before that
>before that
before you DIDNT post body?
before anyone even mentioned posting pictures
whatever you do just not want help, some gays like small men so you will probably be alright in life until you prolapse your anus or die of aids. have a nice day & have a good night.
the point of the thread is that i'm trying to not be a dyel gay but whatever, you too
You unironically can't tell if he's five foot or 7 foot
Have sex with me
>what should i do if i'm 5'3 and 115 lbs
Post body
POST BODY
Dwarf beastly massmode if male, lean 36kg legal e-girl if female
be my boifriend
grow up (surgically)
eat
Please be in Kelowna.
Become a femboy twink