What the fuck do I do to fix this? >inb4 stop going down on hookers

What the frick do I do to fix this?
>inb4 stop going down on hookers

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    stop going down on troony hookers

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Botox probably. Nasolabial folds are hard to get rid off

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    skin care routine. i have facial dermatitis. instantly fixed with a routine

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pls elaborate.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >elaborate
        cleanser, toner, moisturizer, spf, additional shit you wanna add. using zinc and eye cream

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >zinc
          how the frick does rubbing metal on your face help with dermatitis

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >im being ironically obtuse xDD

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            you have to crush a zinc capsule and rub the powder on your face in the light of the full moon

            luna does most of the work

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you sure you have perioral dermatitis (as opposed to say, sensitive skin + acne), or did you just Google for images that looked similar?

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oral herpes. Sorry it's incurable. Stop going down on hookers but you can get it from just a kiss. Families who are gross and kiss their kids often have it.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Either genetics or your diet is nasty and filled with grease you pepperoni slurping, ice cream sucking, hamburger gorging, mexican fart having, yellow teeth Soda gulping frick.
    Or just bad genetics

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop using steroidal or hydrocortizone cream
    If its not that then use hibiclens around/inside the nose

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically never take hot showers in ur life ever again, that shit makes my face red and full of acne for a whole week. After I swapped to warm (I don't like cold) it has to be room temperature then it all vanished

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Facts. Hot water will dry out your skin like you wouldn't believe.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you do anything with a hooker? Handjobs are the only thing you should be getting from hookers.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I lost my virginity to a hooker, she kissed me in the mouth and let me penetrate her without a condom, she was scared of me cumming inside her, she didn't let me tongue her vegana tho, I guess that's how most diseases get transmitted to them
      That said I believe hookers are more hygienic and prepared compared to tinder /party prostitutes, they take anti STD vaccine every 3 months so they are basically immune to HIV and some other shit, you'd be surprised how autistic they are about their hygiene, well it's their job after all

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Also catching an STD from someone who knew they had it and didn't tell you opens them up to a huge lawsuit. Being a hooker basically makes the lawsuit an automatic loss foe them.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s fungus
    Do anti fungal stuff, Ketoconazole ended my sebherroic dermatitis and dermatologists said to just use ducking moisturizer because there is no known cause of cure (lmao fricking morons)

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    SLS free toothpaste is a potential fix
    Could be fungal also

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Raw honey. Rub it all over your face and in your hair.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You have monkeypox. You need to isolate for 21 days, then see a doctor. Such are the wages of sin!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >monkeypox
      is OP a gay or is he a 8 year old child of gay parents

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reptile Lamp.
    UVB kills bacteria and exfoliates skin (aka sunburn), and covers blemishes.

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