I'm going to naturally wake up around 6 or 7 incredibly dehydrated, think about starting my day and going for a cheeky morning lift, then put my head back down. Then I'll wake up at 9, look at my phone for 45 minutes, and probably do nothing productive until at least 11:30 or even better, 2pm
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Girls like that dont wanna have fun with me, that is why I suffer and think about killing myself every day
go to IST and figure out how to get to $50 mil, then you can have all the big boobed big butted failed actress party girls you want
>trusting IST
Shiggity Diggity
>Shiggity Diggity
i was being half ironic but if you want to make money you need to socialize (or at least shitpost) with other people that have or want to have money.
Just talk to girls it’s easy to get laid if you actually try
I have had sex with 9 women in my life so far, couldve had sex with more if i really tried. The thing is im 21 now and my confidence has been shit ever since my hair started thinning, my acne still hasnt gone away, my teeth are crooked and i have a noticeable overbite that i cant stop thinking about and im poor as hell. I'm at one of the lowest points in my life all i think about is killing myself
>I have had sex with 9 women in my life so far
>I'm 21
>I want to kill myself every day I'm such a failure who can't get women
Huh??? You realize the majority of men may only have had 3 sexual partners by that age, right?
are you deadass?
Probably top percentile of body counts (for guys), a third of men under 30 are virgins
To be fair, most of this was in high school. I think objectively i was better looking back then before my hair thinned out and my acne got worse. I also was really poor so i didnt really have long term girls they didnt see me that way just kinda pump and dump sorta shit. All i do all day is work on upgrading my credits so i can goto uni in september and hopefully get my life back on track
>a third of men under 30 are virgins
...what? anon im gonna need to see a rouce for that info.. because that is surprising. Is it worldwide or something?
>Probably top percentile of body counts (for guys), a third of men under 30 are virgins
https://twitter.com/_cingraham/status/1111629177575350279
that makes me feel a little better
> Huh??? You realize the majority of men may only have had 3 sexual partners by that age, right?
No I don't think that is accurate.
I think the most common number of life time sexual partners is 1. The average number of sexual partners is 6, but that is because a large majority of people have a very small number of sexual partners (0-3) and a small minority of people have like >100 sexual partners.
I'm turning 21 in 3 weeks and still a virgin. What now?
Save up to see a dermatologist, hair loss clinic and dentist. Ask parents for money. You have to get a job now.
Nothing wrong with that but dont wait much longer
I've never had a woman show interest in me before
Because youre average looking or maturing. That doesnt mean youre not attractive. Women are the receptive sex and theyre waiting for you to come to them. Youre just going to start to look worse with age by 30.
Anybody that is average can have sex and get married.
>Save up to see a dermatologist
Canadian so I dont have to save up shit. I'm on my second month of accutane right now
>hair loss clinic and dentist
I've been taking dutasteride and oral minoxidil for about a year and i had some improvement but my hair isnt getting any better. I have a job, but i am upgrading school so that has to take priority or i wont make it to uni
Accutane takes a while so dont worry
Sorry about the hair
I dont think you should care so much about the overbite if women are attracted to you
>I used to be so great but then my teeth suddenly crooked, I developed acne at 21 and I developed an overbite
kek
i should correct myself, i always had those things they didnt just develop recently
I had sex last weekend. When did you?
i did on wednesday and thursday, but that has nothing to do with getting out of bed
>Stop being a little b***h for a start
any tips
>You have ADHD, Adderall will do.
i won't do uppers for any reason
You have ADHD, Adderall will do.
Stop being a little b***h for a start
Imagine throwing them over the balcony to their deaths. Having them pumped with booze and you having a public facade of lust would have no one the wiser.
I have non 24 hour sleep disorder so I wakr up later everyday
7:00
>7:00
why not earlier
Get a Job, damn freeloader
I HAVE A FRICKING JOB I SAID THAT ALREADY FRICK YOU moron ILLITERATE Black person REEEEEEEEEEE
>I'm going to naturally wake up around 6 or 7 incredibly dehydrated, think about starting my day and going for a cheeky morning lift, then put my head back down. Then I'll wake up at 9, look at my phone for 45 minutes, and probably do nothing productive until at least 11:30 or even better, 2pm
That wasnt me
Then why reply to someone replying to OP?
DO YOU ENJOY BEING BERATED BY A BLACK MAN?
i got it mixed up im sorry :'(
I accept your apology and I in turn apologize for my outburst.
>Get a Job, damn freeloader
OP here, i own a business, have never taken neetbucks
You can be unemployed and not receive government benefits or assistance, I am proof
Hi proof I'm anon
Yo, what up?
I recently left smelling salts near my bed.
I did not enjoy it, but I sure as frick didn't fall back to sleep.
I wake up when i want to
I eat when i want to
I train when i want to
I frick when i want to
And yet i mog 99% of other men. I think it's the only way to live a fulfilling life.
based stoic chvd
have a nice day troon