I remember when I was in middle school (~12 years old) and a friend invited me to his birthday party at a baseball game. He had two older sisters in college and they spent the entire night flirting with me even though I was too young to understand, I don't even think I started jerking off until a year later.
I was doing dips for sets of 12, a couple walked in and started warming up behind me. There was a mirror in front and I literally watched how the girl was staring at my back and her jaw literally fell on the floor then she was pointing at me, the guy made a face then the girl turned red when she realized there was a mirror and I was looking at her. Felt pretty good/10.
>At in-law family party >there’s a water slide > 🙂 > little girls find an excuse to go down the slide with me > this 4 year old kept grabbing my dick “”accidentally””
Sorry for typing this but it’s true.
it was back when in was high school
a friend of mine told me something along the lines of "when you walk into a party for the first time, just turn around and show them your back. its insane"
thank you, heavy barbel rows.
I think im just built different. Maybe im more handsome than i thought. Maybe because I go harder than 90% of the people at my gym despite being a dyel. Maybe Im just not a pussy like everyone else, idk >all guys weaker than me watching my form >all guys stronger than me constantly sizing me up >getting mires from tons of chicks; from old fatties to 10’s i never imagined were in my league
It feels good bros.
It was at work in the lunch room.
About 4-5 months of SS
Co-worker says "your face has gotten rounder"
That is when i new the bulk was working. It wasn't a direct mire, it was an indirect mire,
my 33 year old boss (restaurant owner) said my forearms were getting big, she took my v card and we probably had the most sweaty intense sex ever, god I miss her, RIP.
leukemia, also she was not married or had kids so I did not disgrace her memory. rest in peace. she always did want to be married though, hope she finds love in the afterlife.
>leukemia, also she was not married or had kids so I did not disgrace her memory. rest in peace. she always did want to be married though, hope she finds love in the afterlife.
imagine living your life, feeling a bit down, going into the doctor and he being like, "you are going to die", that must be harsh, all the time we spend doing nothing meaningfull, all the fun stuff we didn't do for some reason or another, shit, really makes me wonder what the frick i'm doing with my life, work, home, work, home, work, home, why?
I was at a company holiday party maybe 5 years ago, two just out of college coworker girls were feeling my arms and demanding I flex for them, "wow you're so strong anon"
Felt good man
made me feel pretty shitty because I can almost guarantee it was them just fricking with me and wasn't genuine, considering I'm 5'7"
I was hoping that getting in shape was going to make interactions with women easier, not invite open displays of sarcastic hostility, such is life for a manlet I guess.
>I PR'd deadlift this morning so frick those dumb hoes
>made me feel pretty shitty because I can almost guarantee it was them just fricking with me and wasn't genuine, considering I'm 5'7"
This is your brain on doomer mentality. If you had a different mindset you'd flex your biceps at them while making sex eyes then walk over and sex them for real.
>walking down office building hallway >say "good afternoon" to cougar coming the other way >she greets me in kind and says under her breath "lookin good"
An ex said I was big and her brother agreed. I had to dump her, I can't be with somebody with such low standards.
I remember when I was in middle school (~12 years old) and a friend invited me to his birthday party at a baseball game. He had two older sisters in college and they spent the entire night flirting with me even though I was too young to understand, I don't even think I started jerking off until a year later.
Never got one
Good.
when i was in 3rd grade a girl in my class told me she thought i was "handsome"
I was doing dips for sets of 12, a couple walked in and started warming up behind me. There was a mirror in front and I literally watched how the girl was staring at my back and her jaw literally fell on the floor then she was pointing at me, the guy made a face then the girl turned red when she realized there was a mirror and I was looking at her. Felt pretty good/10.
>your penis is literally perfect
Seconded. 18 years old before I was IST and a girl said "you have the biggest dick I've ever seen"
Mine was at 18 too
They're lying to you
>At in-law family party
>there’s a water slide
> 🙂
> little girls find an excuse to go down the slide with me
> this 4 year old kept grabbing my dick “”accidentally””
Sorry for typing this but it’s true.
Women my age aren’t impressed by anything.
u-uncle anon? are you back?
Uncle anon is way cooler than me, his niece makes my willy tingle, he’s so lucky
u-uncle anon? don't harm children you will spare 2050 jannies of a lot of hard work
it was back when in was high school
a friend of mine told me something along the lines of "when you walk into a party for the first time, just turn around and show them your back. its insane"
thank you, heavy barbel rows.
I think im just built different. Maybe im more handsome than i thought. Maybe because I go harder than 90% of the people at my gym despite being a dyel. Maybe Im just not a pussy like everyone else, idk
>all guys weaker than me watching my form
>all guys stronger than me constantly sizing me up
>getting mires from tons of chicks; from old fatties to 10’s i never imagined were in my league
It feels good bros.
sounds like you might actually be a deform, and they're trying to work out what you actually are
It was at work in the lunch room.
About 4-5 months of SS
Co-worker says "your face has gotten rounder"
That is when i new the bulk was working. It wasn't a direct mire, it was an indirect mire,
my 33 year old boss (restaurant owner) said my forearms were getting big, she took my v card and we probably had the most sweaty intense sex ever, god I miss her, RIP.
How did she die?
leukemia, also she was not married or had kids so I did not disgrace her memory. rest in peace. she always did want to be married though, hope she finds love in the afterlife.
>leukemia, also she was not married or had kids so I did not disgrace her memory. rest in peace. she always did want to be married though, hope she finds love in the afterlife.
imagine living your life, feeling a bit down, going into the doctor and he being like, "you are going to die", that must be harsh, all the time we spend doing nothing meaningfull, all the fun stuff we didn't do for some reason or another, shit, really makes me wonder what the frick i'm doing with my life, work, home, work, home, work, home, why?
I was at a company holiday party maybe 5 years ago, two just out of college coworker girls were feeling my arms and demanding I flex for them, "wow you're so strong anon"
Felt good man
A group of women "catcalled" me yesterday
made me feel pretty shitty because I can almost guarantee it was them just fricking with me and wasn't genuine, considering I'm 5'7"
I was hoping that getting in shape was going to make interactions with women easier, not invite open displays of sarcastic hostility, such is life for a manlet I guess.
>I PR'd deadlift this morning so frick those dumb hoes
>made me feel pretty shitty because I can almost guarantee it was them just fricking with me and wasn't genuine, considering I'm 5'7"
This is your brain on doomer mentality. If you had a different mindset you'd flex your biceps at them while making sex eyes then walk over and sex them for real.
>walking down office building hallway
>say "good afternoon" to cougar coming the other way
>she greets me in kind and says under her breath "lookin good"