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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Drinking too much of it when traditionally it was taken in tiny cups

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      nothing

      People started slurping this daily. Coffee used to be expensive, people were poor so it was only brew on special occasions.

      >being dependent on a drug
      >revolving your whole life and identity around a drug

      Coffeegays are the weedgays of white boomers and women.

      soibois or yuropoors (probably both)

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine unironically being dependent on drugs and proud. Kys.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Every single person who lives a fast and eventful life has to have an addiction of choice to keep going. This is the case for all pro athletes, actors, politicians, generals, CEOs, writers, artists etc. If youy don't, you either burn out and crash since you have no way to break and sequence the action of your life, or your life is not that interesting and eventful in the first place. It can be drugs, coffee, alcohol, nicotine, masturbation, whatever. It's lindy, this has been the case for the past 150 years. The straight edger is the midwit of life. Slightly above average capacities and intelligence, but ultimately incapable of really going to the limits of what it has to offer.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I cant say if you are right or wrong because I cant think of anyone I know who is strait edge, but all of them, despite their addictions of choice, are all very average.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >writers, artists
            Haven't been relevant since the early 2000s. Almost nothing of exceptional quality has been made since then.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >going to the limit
            >by consuming drugs, smoking, drinking

            If you enjoy being winded by a single flight of stairs and want to call that living to your fullest. Those things do nothing but drag you down, physically and mentally.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        'Muricans be drinking 6 cups off coffee and think that's a lot lmao. Nordic snowBlack folk drink 20+ cups daily and think nothing of it.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the more of a shithole your country is, the higher the caffeine consumption
            No wonder scandis and mutts drink that shit like water.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              They have much higher living standards than amerimutts these days, or most of the world for that matter.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            holy shit why do scandicucks spam coffee?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Because we can.

              Tbh, I have no idea. It's mostly that coffee cups are really big kn here and somehow the culture has always been that when you drink coffee, you drink large amounts at a time. It's not like the central european style of having an espresso or small cup of coffee. We also drink a lot of alcohol, so maybe it's that, who knows. Gotta kill the winter depression somehow.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Biggest red flag that you're about to have shitty coffee is big cups

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like where you live doesnt serve very good coffee anyway. Where I am from, you can ask a cafe for cup or mug, with the latter being the larger of the two.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I was more referring to if you're being served coffee in someone's home

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      tiny cup gang

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    People started slurping this daily. Coffee used to be expensive, people were poor so it was only brew on special occasions.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah in the 1800s maybe

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        There literally was alot of hunger and lack of coffee during 1900s zoom zoom

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          in america yes but by the late 1800's most europeans were able to afford a daily coffee habit. If you read any literature from the period they're constantly sitting around in cafés and drinking coffee and I know you'll say that the social class producing novels is not indicative of the common man at that place and time but most authors were not extraordinarily wealthy either.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, but authors are, and have always been, primarily homosexuals and women, who I would absolutely see spending every day at a coffee house while having to suck dick to pay rent.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's not true for many places. In my country some people died of famine in the 1960s

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          where the frick did all our coffee exports go then anon?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah in the 1800s maybe

      Coffee became a mainstay in America after the Boston Tea Party. The USA's rise to a superpower was fueled by coffee. Coffee and chocolate were the drinks of choice and there was almost no obesity. Also tobacco was popular but I don't like it tbh.

      When people started drinking cheap shit tier coffee and putting milk in it like a fricking weirdo europoor or eating shitty treats with it like ~~*donuts*~~ (all post-war goysloper moves) then people became disgusting hambeasts. Don't blame lil beans for your poor and shitty decisions, coffee was and remains God tier and it always will be.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        This anon is right
        >Long day at work
        >eat a decent breakfast
        >drink a bunch of coffee and have some nicotine
        >forget to eat, don't get hungry, stay fit
        It's that easy

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >being dependent on a drug
    >revolving your whole life and identity around a drug

    Coffeegays are the weedgays of white boomers and women.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      as a light weed person, I don't see how coffee is the same. The heaviest weed users will be incoherent 24/7. The heaviest coffee users might have trouble sleeping.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Turns out it wasn't good for you

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    love me my dirty bean water
    *sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp*

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/F9KdpVb.png

      nothing

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      soibois or yuropoors (probably both)

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      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jason blaha.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Boy, I sure can't function without my daily cup of boiled bean juice!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong. I need at least three (3) cups of boiled beans juice.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    it doesn't give you energy or focus, just stresses your system. Its a pesticide. Have you ever a caffeine fiend that you could stand to be around for five minutes? Not me.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing. It only gets better.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is this exact image used every time there's a coffee thread?

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >drink a pot of coffee a day at work since it's free
    >quit work
    >quit coffee immediately
    >feel totally fine no withdrawals nothing
    Are people who can't function without their coffee just buttholes and use it as an excuse?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's part of a routine most often than not. Like If I wake up I wanna have 30 minutes to myself to sort out my thoughts and plan for the day ahead, drinking a cup of coffee and smoking a cig to go with it are the perfect excuse to not be sociable with your weirdo ass.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some people are more sensitive to addictive substances, some people drink an ungodly amount of coffee every day. I knew someone who got kidney stones because they'd drink like 10 cups of coffee a day and nothing else.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I quit my daily cup of coffee I will lose the health benefits so why would I ever do that you smelly Black folk

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >health benefits
      the risks outweight the benefits. Theres nothing in brown pesticide that you cant get elsewhere without causing stress to your adrenals, heart, kidneys. Aside from containing a pesticide produced by the coffee bush, it also contains high amounts of banned pesticides like DDT. Its far from a health drink, you are just addicted to the drug.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh stop complaining. Coffee is one of the best parts of life, I drink those specialty drinks from coffee shops, so delicious and yummy. Nobody cares about the small health problems coffee could cause, you're not winning any points by not drinking it. Yeah you may live to 90 as opposed to 85. Who cares? Coffee is so great. I love coffee. I wish I was the coffee man. Coffee in my mouth, my tummy, and my finger tips after I slurp them dry
        Coffee is life, coffee is God's drink of choice, coffee is a gift from God. Lattes are delicious. I slurp lattes, even on a cut. You mad hahah?

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Might go on a coffee fast just to see what its like. Any coffeequitters here? Are there bad withdrawls?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Coffee withdrawals are a fricking joke. You would have to be a major pussy to not be able to handle that. It's not like alcohol withdrawal which could kill you. It's more like on par with trying to quit cigs.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the Same thread about coffee every single day

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Starbucks

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