Costume chaos is upon us, still plenty of time, but I have 0 ideas. I wanted to look for stuff that is shows off gains without looking like a flaming homosexual but I failed. I need some ideas IST. I want something tight fitting, but I'm not wiling to go naked or wear spandex as I have self respect.
I'm curious what will you go as this year?
I don't like dressing up
Boiler suit, arms cut off, hockey mask, boots
>not American
but...
Mia & Wallace (Pulp Fiction)
Casa De Papel ( idgaf)
>back in 2018, at my absolute peak physique of 6’2” 205 lean
>sisters friend invited me to her house for a small Halloween party (not my sister though lol)
>costume was my gym outfit because idgaf
>take cialis before I go intending to have a massive chub bulge visible because I only knew the girl who invited me and no one else
>play beer pong with some girls, they comment on my bulge
>later that night there’s this other girl, dressed as the heroin addict girl from pulp fiction
>looks exactly like her, she’s about 5’3”
>party dies down and there’s only 5 of us left
>pulp fiction girl starts dancing on me
>grinding her ass hard on my dick
>have a cape I found on and drape it over us, hold her while she grinds my dick
>was too scared to talk to her or take it further even with all the alcohol I had, probably danced for 20 minutes
>she ends up spending the night with sisters friends brother in law who was a skinny fat cokehead
>literally just had to find the balls to talk to her a little bit and leave with her
Oh well. Picrel is sleepy time hitler who was my beer pong partner. Guy was wearing a deceased old israeli man’s striped pajamas.
Lol quite literally true too. It didn't even have to be something charming or clever. Could've literally just been like "Want to go back to my place"
But I had a girl one time when she was grinding on me and we were making out heavily like for probably an hour. The bar is closing soon she says "I'm going back with my friend and this guy if you want to come with" Clearly she wants to frick. I just had an experience where I went back to a chicks place and my dick didn't work so I was scared and just said "I'm good, have a good night."
>It didn't even have to be something charming or clever. Could've literally just been like "Want to go back to my place"
I know. I’ve missed out on tons of pussy, hot b***h pussy, because I get too nervous and can’t even make words come out. I kept telling myself “dude SPEAK literally just say “you wanna get out of here and head back to my place?” And you’re golden WTF ARE YOU DOING MAKE WORDS”
I think this is because I was the fat ugly short kid growing up and at age 18 puberty hit me like a truck on nitrous. I remember when I was ugly during highschool, any attempt I made to speak to women 3rd parties observing would say I was creepy and make fun of me. Even if the girls I tried talking to were reciprocating it hurt and fricked me up so I started avoiding it. And now it’s fricked me up.
>dick didn’t work
That was also on my mind. Same shit actually. A couple months before this I hooked up with a girl and my dick just wouldn’t get hard. It’s definitely in part me caving to the nerves but I remember weighing it out “take her home and can’t get hard, feel like a sad sack of shit after vs gotten to have danced with her and then spent the night cozy in my bed alone no humiliation” I found out later on this is just something I have to deal with when fricking a new one for the first time. I take cialis if it’s the first time with a new girl now to avoid this. I’ve also mostly overcome the nerves by learning to prioritize my wants and needs. If only I had this ages 18-23 when I was socializing and partying a lot and missed out on a good 50 or so potential lays from women practically throwing themself at me. Oh well
Im not gonna even share my stories tho , I posted about them already....
I'm kinda cursed as well. I can get hard just from a woman looking at me in a funny way. Really makes friendly hugs awkward if it lasts more than 2-5 seconds even if said friend is uggo and/or I'm not interested in her. I have no big issues with first times, my anxiety keeps me from cumming even if I frick like a sewing machine. I got comments on this like "are you gay?" or "am I not good enough?". After the first few times I ease up and severely behind expectations.
Would have a wife and kids if you would dress up.
Hookups aren't worth it anyways. Take the fact that she even wanted to hook up with you as the win here.
Gay
>Going out for a degenerate satanic holiday
NGMI
Private event/party but costume is mandatory.
Yeah, and don't forget the little cross with the blood drop from the left side of the "ghost" costume.
All Saints Eve is not satanic.
It's literally a Christian holiday and always has been.
Halloween is literally a Celtic pagan festival. You literally cannot debate this.
That's why I like it
moron
here is a (You)
Satan is the only one who cares about me
I lift for him
is this a boy? thats why it is posted so often right?
It can't be. Unless that crotch is shooped
Probably they have that malcom in the middle dewey face. Yes men can tuck everything back inside to get that type of smoothness.
nah it's just an attractive in shape nerdy girl, they can be rare in these times
>attractive
She kinda mid for a cosplayer tho
God I hope so
my roommate looks exactly like jesus, so i will be cosplaying as god
Which one?
old man in sky one
That doesn't narrow it down at all
jersey shore dbag
Wait, you guys dress up on Halloween ?
Aren't you a bit old for that OP ?
Spooky ghost with a whip
I'm making my own costume this year. gonna be a ghost
same as always, wear a suit and chain, slick my hair back and then whenever a women says hey are you *insert mafia movie character*, i say yes and instantly change the subject
Hugh Heffner
>black dress shoes
>black slacks
>black polo
>red silk robe
>captains hat
I like to go to parties and get as many pics as I can with cute girls dressed as bunnies
nice, she even looks excited to be getting a pic with you, chad shit anon
How many people are taking a picture of you two lol
I'm over 30 years old, I don't play dress up anymore.
Your wife doesn’t make you dress up in theme with the kids?
Unfortunately I'm unmarried :'(
Colour me suprised
I'd dress up if I had a wife and kids though.
Dress up for the job you want, not the one you have.
shocker
You want a fricking prize or something? Bet you don't even get the chance to play dress up because you're old and have a stick in your ass old man
I'll tell people I'll go as the Invisible Man and just not show up.
I did sportacus from lazy town one year when I was really shredded and it was very well received.
Ash Williams from the evil dead serious could work
>tight shirt
>tight pants
>canonically sturdy
You can even tear up your clothes to maximize mirrin
I’m gonna be Adolin Kholin and my wife is gonna be Shallan from the Stormlight Archive. She made costumes for us.
based
i feel like kaladin is a more common pick but hes a whiny b***hass so i approve
not what you asked for, but I thought going as Michelangelo's David would be pretty funny.
>white body paint
>sling
>white compression shorts with tiny dick and quad definition drawn on
unfortunately it's too cold here and I'm not quite big or confident enough to pull it off. Not like I have a reason to dress up anyway.
Toji from jujutsu kaisen
I never get invited to any parties, so whenever Halloween comes around I just dress as pic related when I go out.
Are you a big guy?
My hand is going as Monica Lewinsky
Dammit jannies let me post sexy beast titan
bet her vagoo smells like fish
Spooky Johnny
I don't want to shave my beard and it's limiting my costume choices.
No halloween party planned, but I would've forced my GF to dress up as Android 18.
She already have blue eyes, blonde hair and the haircut.
And I'm a balding manlet.
Meds
For my balding?
Why? Anon is a based short king. The more people who can embody the eternal chill bro that is krillin AND bag a tall blonde qt the better.
I don't ever dress up but was considering Vegeta to show off the guns.
I did drip Goku last year and people loved it, I took about 100 pictures with people by the end of the night.
nakadashi
Short Maid dress to Show off juicy legs
Current plan is to wrap my self in a sheet + bald cap + fake beard and larp as Socrates.
>bald cap
yeah me too haha
Thought I'd go naked except for an upside-down kilt, and claim I''m a shuttlewiener.
HEAR ME OUT
the only time you can go out with a full plate is halloween
but it's no for partying, it's for fighting
I almost killed 3 dudes last year and I plan on making a huge fricking mess this tme
>the only time you can go out with a full plate is halloween
yeah sure, if you're a fricking coward. just wear it always. claim it's religious garb
Who ever will bring a sword? You gonna just get fricked with extra weight.
I'm invited to a party but I plan to go to a concert at 9PM, so I wont bother wearing one
I love the druggie sex slave look in her eyes.
would traffic/10
those hips tho
Loose toilet seat around the neck, erratic head movements, SKIBI SKIBI dub yes yes SKIBI SKIBI HEE HEE
this would actually be kino especially if you have the movements gotten down
as if im getting invited to anything lmao
same lol i haven't actually participated in a halloween party since college
I will be dressed as a shark
My wife will be dressed as a shark
My baby will be dressed as a shark
doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
Exactly.
>Beer me? No, me beer!
The secret is to pick something that isn't a IST costume. For example, I went to a con recently as Luigi and the whole weekend people were mirin, taking pictures and calling me "buff luigi" even though I'm not a big guy. If I tried to dress up as someone known to be big then I'd just be a laughably pale imitation.
i dont think you understand, i only go outside to lift, my job is remote and mother buys me groceries and as soon as the time comes i have enough money for a garage gym, and a garage, i can guarantee to you that i will stay motnhs at a time eithout leaving my house.
So, no, i will not be
celebrating halloween, and by proxy will not be wearing a halloween costume, because that would require me to go outside.
i was thinking of rocking a harness and a jockstrap for a kill la kill cosplay fr fr no cap
(ok im joking, i might just stay my ass home)
Going to be a werewolf and wife is Red Riding Hood. Gonna be a full moon that Saturday before Halloween so it’ll be a good fit.
Your wife’s going to frick the hunter
Gonna be Randy Savage one night and prolly Reno 911 the other night with the lads