What workouts will help me conquer my demons that torment me?

What workouts will help me conquer my demons that torment me?

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rehab

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >demons
    >he just cant talk to women
    lmao

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was raped by 2 demons in my dreams a couple months ago and I need to destroy them. It's a spiritual battle but I need to manifest physical strength first.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        i think you need some N,N-DMT for these types of demons

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        thats hilarious

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lay off the meth

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          moron

          I was raped by 2 demons in my dreams a couple months ago and I need to destroy them. It's a spiritual battle but I need to manifest physical strength first.

          smoke more meth

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Today I dreamt my country was nuked by Morocco for some reason, I guess not all dreams have meaning

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I dreamt that I was in Russia in the 1940's and it was getting nuked. Everything was in black and white, however I was in color, and I was the only one who spoke English. I stole an army truck and drove away just in time. I remember seeing the truck zoom away and the mushroom cloud forming.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just dream a big dick and rape them back moron.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        TIME WAITS FOR NO MAN

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          ALL THE EVIL SEEM TO LIVE FOREVER

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know what you mean… i dream i came back to university and my roommate was a female friend, later that night she saw me in my underwear and bounced on me, i cummed but didn’t really wanted to have sex with her because i only saw her as a good friend, and was thinking really hard if this was actual rape or not

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        How do I challenge the demons that haunt me into a rapeoff?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sleep paralysis is terrible. It's happened to me too.
        Hope you destroy those shadow Black folk.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Real

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that book any good?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >guy at my gym deadlifts 5.5pl8
      >jokingly says he needs a real fricking challenge
      >tell him to go talk to a girl
      >stops smiling

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Real answer, seated dumbell OHP.

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bench press.

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reach 1/2/3/4

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    swing heavy metal objects around

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    ou will never be Guts Berserk. You have no insane willpower, you have no Band of the Hawk, you haven't slain evils. You are a gym nerd twisted by daddy issues and trauma into a crude mockery of struggler perfection.

    All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back Chads mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your cringe avatargayging behind closed doors.

    Anons are utterly laughing at you. Thousands of shitposts have allowed anons to sniff out LARPers with incredible efficiency. Even roiders who “pass” as Guts look uncanny and unnatural to a natty. Your inserts alone are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a black girl home with you, she’ll die of cringe the moment she hears a second of your trap anime workout mix.

    You will never be badass. You wrench out an "intimidating" grin after every poor night of sleep and tell yourself this is going to be just another struggle, but deep inside you feel the cope creeping up like an apostle, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

    Eventually it’ll be too much to bear – you’ll buy a life-size Dragonslayer replica, do an overhead press, accidentally smash your skull, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a background character is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably of a fodder soldier.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who cares

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here you go, autistic homosexual
    https://www.boostcamp.app/bald-omni-man/bald-swordman-copy-1

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sotp

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Meditation.
    Weed and booze if you're stressing so hard meditating won't help.

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    OHP and dumbbell bench press

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lucid dream and kill them in your dreams.

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    ohp

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    You'll never fully conquer them but can crush them into temporary submission with OHP.

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Burpees with a hop until you puke or 2000 squats in one hour

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    You will never be guts

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