What would you do if Astolfo went to your gym?

What would you do if Astolfo went to your gym?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’d tell him “his kind” isn’t allowed here
    If he doesn’t get the message then I’d figure out what locker he uses and I’d take his stuff (my friend works reception) and put it in the trash

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What is "his kind"? Effeminate young men who want to stay fit and healthy?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He’s a gay in women’s clothes
        Keep it in your bedroom freak

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Post face

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Now you homosexual

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Forgot to post

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >lava lamp built

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You'd look a billion times better if you lost some weight/fat in your face. You'd be almost chad-like with more angularity.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ben Shapiro

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What meme is this referencing? This guy's stuff goes over my head sometimes because i don't use twitter.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A japanese dude with a fricken huge horse wiener posted it while dressed as Astolfo and held up a monster can for the size comparison. That’s the entire meme. Never underestimate a tall lanklet with long fingers.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >huge
        He used the tiny can as comparison and angle frauded he’s like 6 inches at best

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >angle frauded
          No dude his hog is fricking terrifying. He is legit borrowing Hulk Hogans dick.
          https://cosblay com/48588.html

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Uncanny. Does not fit next to those spindely legs. Get this dude to a gym and have him eat a sandwich while he's at it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >knee

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        BYC bull

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    monster cans arent exactly big

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >femboy art of a skinnyfat incel kid in girl clothes
    What is the point of this exactly, to make some little degenerate feel better about his fate of diapers and aids? I can’t fap to this.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Fate actually worth getting into if you don't care about the porn, waifus and husbandos? I'm getting filtered pretty hard by the interpretations of certain real life historical figures and the magic semen exchange stuff.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fate Zero and Unlimited Blade works are good the rest are pretty trash

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not really. If you didn't like the first one you probably won't like what else there is. That said it's probably the best take on a "tournament" style animes which are divisive to begin with in animes like dragon ball or yuyu hakusho that have tournament seasons.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fate Zero is good. Most of the mainline fate series is pretty straight faced, though Zero is the only really solid entry.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No!

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'd ask him if he can eat a banana in one bite

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd probably hit on him. I wish I had a cute, athletic trap boyfriend. But, cool traps only exist ij fiction. All the ones I've dated/fricked are just thots who happen to have a wiener.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Date him probably

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No one gonna ask why they're in Iran?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hey can someone announce the joke to others so i can get it?
      Its supposed to be subtle but since you want to be a homosexual. They are about to be thrown off the roof for being gay.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Introduce him to Islam.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd work out every other day. Like I always do. What kind of stupid fricking question is that

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hole is hole,game is game

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kick him out of my house

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ignore him, just like I ignore all men.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Follow him into the showers and use his pretty little mouth

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    blow him in the sauna

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stare and be too awkward to say anything

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