What would you do if Astolfo went to your gym?

What would you do if Astolfo went to your gym?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’d tell him “his kind” isn’t allowed here
    If he doesn’t get the message then I’d figure out what locker he uses and I’d take his stuff (my friend works reception) and put it in the trash

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is "his kind"? Effeminate young men who want to stay fit and healthy?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He’s a gay in women’s clothes
        Keep it in your bedroom freak

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Post face

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Now you homosexual

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Forgot to post

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >lava lamp built

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You'd look a billion times better if you lost some weight/fat in your face. You'd be almost chad-like with more angularity.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ben Shapiro

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What meme is this referencing? This guy's stuff goes over my head sometimes because i don't use twitter.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      A japanese dude with a fricken huge horse wiener posted it while dressed as Astolfo and held up a monster can for the size comparison. That’s the entire meme. Never underestimate a tall lanklet with long fingers.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >huge
        He used the tiny can as comparison and angle frauded he’s like 6 inches at best

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >angle frauded
          No dude his hog is fricking terrifying. He is legit borrowing Hulk Hogans dick.
          https://cosblay com/48588.html

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Uncanny. Does not fit next to those spindely legs. Get this dude to a gym and have him eat a sandwich while he's at it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >knee

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        BYC bull

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    monster cans arent exactly big

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >femboy art of a skinnyfat incel kid in girl clothes
    What is the point of this exactly, to make some little degenerate feel better about his fate of diapers and aids? I can’t fap to this.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Fate actually worth getting into if you don't care about the porn, waifus and husbandos? I'm getting filtered pretty hard by the interpretations of certain real life historical figures and the magic semen exchange stuff.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fate Zero and Unlimited Blade works are good the rest are pretty trash

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not really. If you didn't like the first one you probably won't like what else there is. That said it's probably the best take on a "tournament" style animes which are divisive to begin with in animes like dragon ball or yuyu hakusho that have tournament seasons.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fate Zero is good. Most of the mainline fate series is pretty straight faced, though Zero is the only really solid entry.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No!

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'd ask him if he can eat a banana in one bite

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who?

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd probably hit on him. I wish I had a cute, athletic trap boyfriend. But, cool traps only exist ij fiction. All the ones I've dated/fricked are just thots who happen to have a wiener.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Date him probably

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No one gonna ask why they're in Iran?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hey can someone announce the joke to others so i can get it?
      Its supposed to be subtle but since you want to be a homosexual. They are about to be thrown off the roof for being gay.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Introduce him to Islam.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd work out every other day. Like I always do. What kind of stupid fricking question is that

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hole is hole,game is game

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kick him out of my house

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ignore him, just like I ignore all men.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Follow him into the showers and use his pretty little mouth

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    blow him in the sauna

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stare and be too awkward to say anything

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