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What's a IST alternative to baby formula?

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    breast milk /thread

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What about women who can't create enough? My buddy says his wife can't keep up apparently.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        tell him to get a goat or a miniature female cow
        make sure to tell him he starts complimenting the cow a lot and referring to her as the mother of the child...let that woman know just how much of a failure she is

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Be careful not to cut yourself on that edge

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Go back.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        natural selection. also I bet she's on either a restrictive diet or on poor eating habits

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Humans evolved as pack animals, and all women in the tribe would share in on breast feeding.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        YOU'VE GOT TO EAT BIG TO GET BIG
        MY WIFE IS
        >5'7
        >130 LBS

        AND I AM
        >6'2
        >200

        she eats as much if not more than me to keep up with nursing. a nursing mother has to eat more than when shes pregnant.

        If she's not making enough milk, have her drink 1 beer a day, and eat
        >organic steel cut oats for breakfast.
        Daily.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The second best thing is goat milk

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        tell him to get an extra wife

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Muh chemicals are just bad because-they just are okay!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >MY BABY NEEDS d-ALPHA-TOCOPHERYL ACETATE

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yes your baby needs vitamin e

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          this isn't vitamin e, it is chemically similar and lacks all co-enzymes, it is literally a by-product of film production and the largest manufacturer of "vitamin e" is Fuji, the film company.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          this isn't vitamin e, it is chemically similar and lacks all co-enzymes, it is literally a by-product of film production and the largest manufacturer of "vitamin e" is Fuji, the film company.

          >https://labchem-wako.fujifilm.com/us/product/detail/W01W0120-1848.html

          mmm thanks fuji! this chemically similar, heat-treated-toulene-polluted-monstrosity is just what my baby needed!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/9bFkQET.jpg

      What's a IST alternative to baby formula?

      Omg guys what is your problem??? Corn syrup, onions protein, sugar, seed oil and a smattering of vitamins is what healthy babies NEED

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Babies crave brawndo

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yes good goyim get your baby addicted to corn syrup early

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Onions oil is very bad for the brain. This formula is practically DESIGNED to make babies grow up into retards like you.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >42% corn syrup is ok
      even if you were to remove every single other chemical the corn syup alone is enough to kill the babies health, mental development and ruin its diet forever
      anyone who gives corn syrup to kids is a retard who should be shot
      in other news the medical professional told my bro and his waifu that babies shouldn't have water until they are 6mo

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        it is so the baby sucks on tiddies when thirsty

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        doctors at least acknowledge fluoridated water is bad for newborns, but then it's magically okay from 6 months

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, hard food is bad for babies too. That doesn't mean hard food is bad for everyone over 6 months old.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      one of those is Cupric Sulfate which is literally an anti fungus/pest that gets sprayed on produce
      it's also the reason you should always rinse your vegetables
      and they put it directly inside the baby formula
      also daily reminder most American products contain Titanium dioxide and Bromide which are both notably genotoxic and banned in the EU

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Average goyslop guzzler

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >corn syrup

      Forget the chemicals, this alone makes it shitty, you're feeding your baby pure fucking sugar, and the kind that gives you allergies and inflammatory disease, you shouldn't feed your kid high fructose corn syrup jesus

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Whey protein
    >Ground oats
    >3 raw eggs
    >Banana
    >2 cups whole vitamin d milk
    >1 scoop creatine

    Blend this together until thoroughly stirred. Get your baby on a push, pull, leg routine and give them this 3 times a day.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >oats
      Babies can digest that shit?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Damb what's his navel routine?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        the purest goyslop

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    penis milk

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >war crime in a jar
    Neat

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    We reap what we sow

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Also aren't all baby bottles made of plastic?
    Even if its glass wouldnt the thing they suck on be made of plastic?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I think the tit on bottles is some type of rubber

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        hmmm isnt rubber a kind of plastic? what is rubber made out of?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >what is rubber made out of?
          american education, everyone

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          There's two types as far as I know, rubber from petroleum products and there's rubber from a tree's sap

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >petroleum
            so, plastic?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah they're both polymers, so close enough. Google says the thing on baby bottles isn't the synthetic kind though, the synthetic is probably too noticeably toxic to put your mouth on

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >isnt rubber a kind of plastic
          >>isnt rubber a kind of plastic
          /fit/, ladies and gentlemen. These are the people who are giving you advice on fitness and follow whatever flavor of the month health trend says is the antichrist.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >american education

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Its polymeric, like most plastics. That's probably the connection you're thinking about.
          Ignore those other mouth breathers, they don't know enough to even be confused by mixed associations

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How about the tit milk you produce after birth?

    Fucking Americans. They have to feed their children corn syrup because they're too lazy to naturally feed their children.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Most women hate their children and won't bother to breastfeed

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Most women in America are biologically worthless after years of birth control, partying, and casual sex. Even if they manage to conceive, they can’t produce enough breast milk.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That's not true I've personally milked some. It's difficult to score good biddy though

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Personal Issues. Awkwardness, body image issues, stigma, fear, and lack of confidence can all contribute to negative feelings about breastfeeding, says Tamika Auguste, MD, an obstetrician-gynecologist practicing in Washington, D.C. Concerns about exposing the breasts to nurse can also make people feel uncomfortable

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why not just breast milk? Like nature intended.
    >be born american
    >immediately have part of your penis stolen
    >fed liquid goyslop instead of bonding with your mother
    >go to kindergarten
    >get shot

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      have part of your penis stolen
      >>fed liquid goyslop instead of bonding with your mother
      Sounds like a recipe for making a slave soldier

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    tbf that is a specific baby formula that contains zero dairy, most of them are not like that. The one I use more closely resembles Whey protein shake powder than anything and does not have corn in it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it's 100% protein? babies need saturated fat for their brain

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I thought that was an absurd amount of sugar so I looked up the composition of breast milk
    >58.3% sugar
    >9.2% protein
    >29.4% fat
    (mass % in dry basis)
    Damn

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The scariest thing about getting older is realising the medical profession and doctors don’t actually give a fuck about your health and most of them are only there for the prestige of the job and would rather shill you some unhealthy shit and rush you out of the door in order to maximise how many people they see because they make more money that way

    The entire profession is literally built maximise profits

    And I’m saying this as someone from Australia with “free healthcare” the reality is free healthcare doctors still get paid more for seeing more people so they’re still monetarily incentivised to rush you out of their office asap just like any private healthcare is

    There’s actually very little difference in the quality of care between private and free healthcare.

    My parents literally gave up their private health care insurance a long time ago because their experiences with it was barely any different to the free public system. You will it’s all the same rush you out the door asap business, the only difference being private healthcare and free public healthcare is that they charge the state tax payer instead of you and your insurance company, other than that, basically 0 difference, the fucking doctors and specialist themselves literally work in both systems anyway, it’s all the same shit

    Unless you’re part of some elite class seeing some specific richfag only special care places for the elite and rich where there’s like 10 medical staff per patient, you’re gona get a shit experience. The whole healthcare industry for the middle class is a cope. No your private care isn’t special, you’re getting the same shitty quality care as a public poorfag is. Simple as

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Wow a profession is built around making money? Scary stuff.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        bootlicker

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          crybaby

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Worthless rat slave

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Maximising profits means not maximising human health. Easier to give a drug that is a bandaid than to explain and motivate people to improve their diet and lifestyle. Human health and by extension society is going down the drain

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Substanceless reddit snark and you're a low quality specimen. Doctors should have skin in the game of keeping the public healthy.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >doctors don’t actually give a fuck about your health and most of them are only there for the prestige of the job

      True, and, in fact, true about every important job in society. Don't you ever question the fact that not even any given lawyer will understand the law in its totality? You know, that thing you're expected to follow to the letter with fairly severe consequences if you don't?

      Doctors are the same, and the root cause of all this is Harvard, not Harvard the concrete noun, but Harvard the abstract noun. Harvard the idea - this notion that "education for all and for free" will never be a Harvard education, because that would involve them giving up their hegemony; their prestige and the power that prestige affords them.

      Let's say there's some low class autist who memorised MIMS at the age of five. What do you think happens to this kid? Do you think they get approached by professors of pharmaceutical sciences? Or do you think they end up becoming a drug dealer? Exactly. Someone who might be truly passionate about medicine ends up dead or in prison, while the people who end up working in medicine treat every community they work in with the same indifference, sometimes even contempt, usually abandoning practices as soon as they have a better option.

      Everything. EVERYTHING. Is set up to keep you where you are so you can't threaten their power. There is this hyperreality promoted in films like Good Will Hunting, but the fact is I am Will Hunting, I know exactly what happens when you are Will Hunting. You don't get discovered by a Field's Medalist and put through a free education. You get diagnosed with schizoid personality disorder because you said something the ESL doctor didn't understand.

      [email protected]

      Shoot them a friendly email sometime. Let them know what you think about their gatekeeping of what I consider basic human rights.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        This reads like it was written by an edgy 12 year old

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Rockefeller tore down the old apprentice based medical system via the Flexner Report and Johns Hopkins University. Doctors in Dallas were forewarned minority special interests had already decided this was happening.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Doctors and medical associations including the AAP have been auristically screeching at American mothers to breastfeed for the last 10-15 years. We tell them "breast is best". We tell them about the antibodies, superior macros, the fact that its fucking free, and the studies showing higher IQ, better body composition, and fewer infectious diseases in breast fed babies.

      And they don't do it. Millions if mothers physically can't breastfeed their own children. The one thing we evolved to do as mammals and they can't do it. Usually they are too obese and the baby can't suckle. They also struggle to produce milk because, again, they're fat sacks of shit that don't exercise or go outside or love their infants. Their mental illnesses also make feeding difficult as anxiety and depression can fuck with production.

      I hate this country, I hate the modern world, and I hate women

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >list of vitamins and minerals

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Fortified vitamins that you don't absorb added to a mixture of corn sugar, motor oil, and onions protein. Sounds wonderful

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    And here in exhibit B we begin on the "epigenetic" factors on why I am a DYEL manlet who will never "make it"

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Source of ARA
    2x that and you have ARA ARA

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This shit exists just like ensure exists for adults, medical reasons, but while soibois drink thwir soilent, soimoms feed this shit and miss out on bonding with their child bwcause theyrw incapable of love, they acquire a baby to post about it on instagram just like a new fashion article or a piece of furniture. No wonder everyone is turning out weird nowadays. Should just buy the milk from someone else or hire a woman to breastfeed like the olden days.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I was talking about the baby formula shortage with some normies as well as my family and they all looked at me like I had two heads when I asked what the problem was and that people can just go back to breastfeeding. Do most normies really think that breastfeeding is some exotic activity? It's what the whole upper half of a woman is designed for. My father is fairly conservative as mainstream politics run and claimed that I sounded like a "liberal" when I said that babies should be breastfed and that it is an important part of mother-son bonding at an early age. Is this the same sort of deal as ritual penis mutilation where they have to convince themselves they've done nothing wrong?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Many western people are almost completely removed from humanity, they worship technology and forget about nature.
      You see this with Sneed oils, they'd rather eat a manmade poison than natural fat found in animals.
      They'd rather feed their children a slop of powders than breastfeed.
      They'd rather take a pill than change their lifestyle

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      dunno where you live but in Italy breastfeeding is still the most common by far

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        goymerica, where else?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >My father is fairly conservative as mainstream politics run and claimed that I sounded like a "liberal" when I said that babies should be breastfed and that it is an important part of mother-son bonding at an early age.

      wat

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >What's a IST alternative to baby formula?
    For me, it's pic related.

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If you really can't breast feed
    casein protein + full cream organic milk

    you're going to have to buy a miniature milk cow, there are some species that are quite dwarvish that can produce between 1.5 to 5L a day of milk, and fit comfortably in a little garden shed turned into a stable. Will need some prime grazing.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Just get a goat. Cheaper better milk for babies

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Bros, be honest with me...how many inches of height/dick and how many millimeters of wrist circumfrence did I lose by being fed this horseshit as a baby?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      5-10%

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Beast milk. There is 0 reason to use baby formula especially not one that's 46% corn syrup. HFCS is insanely bad for your gut health, Americans just aren't aware of it because it's in just about everything.

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pretty damn sure that some vegan bullshit baby formula. Formula milk is 80% cow milk (made a bit more digestible by fractioning the proteins into aminoacids), a mix of palmitic, oleic and fish oil fatty acids to mimic the normal composition in human milk, and vitamins + minerals.

    Still, every woman should breastfeed, natural antibodies are REALLY fucking important to newborns.

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >42.6% corn syrup

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    what do you retards think women secrete a white liquid from their nipples for
    you could literally survive on breast milk alone assuming you had a supply of it, it has everything you need

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >What's a IST alternative to baby formula?
    no doctor can seriously recommend ANY formula, that's why they don't give a shit about it.. babies need mothers milk, if they can't get it, any formula is shit, so just buy whatever is cheaper... mid maxing your child development means feeding them mothers milk until she stops milking and feeding them a diet of home cooked unprocessed meals, steak, eggs, milk, butter, olive oil, some easy to digest vegetables, like potatoes, carrots, sweet potatoes (vegetables are mainly for intestinal clearing, they don't have much nutrition at all ), etc.. fruit should be given as snacks, any time kid is hungry between meals give him a piece of fruit ( same as veggies, mainly for intestinal health ), meals should be a trifecta, 33% calories from carbs, 33% from fats and 33% from proteins ( try to feed them offal once in a while, make it taste good, maybe as "homemade" burgers ), make it as close as possible.. if you want to have a gigachad or a gigastacy offspring heed my advice and stop feeding your kids goyslop..

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >heed my advice
      >vegetables have no nutrition

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Why don't you provide us with all the nutrition these vegetables have? Antinutrients don't count

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Milkies

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    why is this board full of gays that post snarky replies whenever somebody points out problems with modern health. I swear this increased massively in the last month
    what exactly do they get out of posting here lmao

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's that so much bullshit is posted pretending there are problems where are there are none that when real problems are mentioned, it seems like more retardation.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >product is 50% corn
        do americans really

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Fresh Goats milk and creatine

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