whats happening bros..

i work as a bartender and before i started lifting, practically every guy customer was friendly and would greet you with a smile

now that i’ve lifted for awhile, im noticing more guy customers looking annoyed/emotionless when they interact with you if that makes any sense (like they’ll put 0 emotion into their interactions and act cold or stoic)

it just comes off very butthole-e when you’re trying to be friendly and nice

what gives?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pick up a douche bag hobby
    >look like a douche bag
    >people treat you like a douche bag

    golly gee i wonder why

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit, leave the board fatso.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    jealousy as you're now definite rival for pussy in the bar

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You’re competition now.

      >be me
      >people act hostile because i'm naturally big
      >start training and get bigger
      >people still act hostile
      >i'll get bigger, that'll make them respect me
      >they act even more hostile
      it's never gonna end is it?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You’re competition now.

      Yeah this, you have been put on notice

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You’re competition now.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, you went from being an ignorable wall ornament to someone vying for the pussy pursuit hierarchy. We'r4 all stoned apes after all.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm worried if I smile at guys now they'll think I'm gay

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's sad but imagine having two penises and one testicle.
    You know like, the two penises where the balls are supposed to be and the testicle above the two dicks.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      tha would be cool

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I could frick both your mother and sister at the same time then. Shit would be so cash fr

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    explain to the folks at home what a bar is

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      an establishment where people get food n drinks
      primarily drinks

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        and is it a prominent sentiment amongst bartenders to feel resentment and rejection from dudes because they didn't smile at them?

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wear tie at work
    >male contractors ignore me or be standoffish
    >stop wearing a tie
    >suddenly joking with me, asking me how i'm doing and calling me 'mate'

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's almost instinctual for them. My working theory is that contractors are just horses in human suits.

      > Untrusting and suspicious of anything slightly diverging from what they are used to.
      > Individuals but highly susceptible to the group/herd psychology.
      > Weird and opaque internal group hierarchy that must be taken into account when interacting with them.
      > Aggressive and challenging until you have established dominance, sullen and grumpy afterwards.
      > Inherently lazy but can be incredibly hard workers if constantly provided with the right balance of carrots and sticks.
      > Easily bribed by food and treats.
      > Tendency for gluttony and will grow fat if left to regulate their own food and exercise.
      > Fragile creates which are prone to degenerative joint diseases and chronic conditions. Quite good at masking pain until it's far to progressed to properly treat.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be super skinny
    >fat gays hit on me
    >get bigger and more intimidating
    >gays keep their distance
    You are no longer prey, anon. It's a good thing as long as you don't make dumb faces or snarky remarks while you mog people.
    Be professional and big/strong.

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