What's he running from?

What's he running from?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Child support and I'm not joking

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Really?

      WHOS GONNA CARRY MY DAUGHTERS BROKEN HEART AFTER I ABANDONED HER

      NOT ME SON

      lol
      He had a kid but he doesnt talk about it much
      You can tell in his speeches that hes going through awful shit mentally and he uses exercise to suppress his feelings

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      WHOS GONNA CARRY MY DAUGHTERS BROKEN HEART AFTER I ABANDONED HER

      NOT ME SON

      honestly child support is fricking moronic. It scales with how much you make. The more you make the more you have to pay. It should be a fixed amount like 300 bucks or something because shit is absurd

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        sex haver tax
        if you frick then GET FRICKED degenerate heathen

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's not even the bad part. It scaling with your pay would be fine if it actually did. If it was just a 10% tax, that would be fine.
        It really scales with whatever some israelite judge orders you to pay though. And if you don't meet their demands, you become a criminal.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It scales with how much you make.

        that's literally the stupidest thing I've ever heard

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHOS GONNA CARRY MY DAUGHTERS BROKEN HEART AFTER I ABANDONED HER

    NOT ME SON

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    gay thoughts

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He just like me fr fr

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    His wiener hungry butthole that never lets off

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    the white man

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would he run from his massa?

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    he knows he is just a mortal, and will die like everyone else before him, and after him
    he is running from memento mori

  7. 4 months ago
    Professional Spaniard

    He's running towards death.

    It's one of these cases in which the self-loathing runs so deep that you find a way to have a nice day while pretending to be virtuous about it.
    Exercise doesn't kill you overnight, but he'll get there so much faster than anyone else.
    He's already had heart issues, which of course he claims are "genetic" and totally not related to his lifestyle.

    It wouldn't bother me if it weren't because he promotes this kind of unhealthy behavior.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He never said to anyone to live like him.
      He has said he wants to see how far he can go, what are his limits. I think when his body guves out hell do aomething equally mad in other fields.

      Imho he hasnt lied about anything. Just shown example what if you did this

    • 4 months ago
      Cult of Passion

      post body

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    His guilt as a Military-Industrial Complex drone

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How bout dat pricks face when he saw da gyatt?

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    In my opinion he was wronged big time at some point in his life. Maybe more than once. He has an almost uncontrollable ressentiment that he satiates with his sadistic workout rituals. I know this because he is /literally me/

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably got fricked in the ass.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    anxiety

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    His ex wife and daughter unironically.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    not making it into seal team 6

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The guy does seem legit angry at some demons in his past

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    he's not, he's running to the world toughest competition in town

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