>What's that, ageoid? >You thought I'm 45? >Well, actually, I'm biologically 43.

>What's that, ageoid?
>You thought I'm 45?
>Well, actually, I'm biologically 43.
>Check m8 & cope & sneedthe.

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does he fear the reaper so much? Dedicating so much of his life to the pursuit of youth, he's forgetting to actually live it. Instead of insignificantly delaying your inevitable demise, why not just make the most of what you have right now? He's dedicating 30, 40, 50+ years of his life to live an extra 10.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's a martyr for his cause. he's hoping to find the absolute best biohacks so when he's 80 he can condense his wisdom down into a handful of things people can do that might give them years and years of extra life without anywhere near all the effort and experimentation he had to go through.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        no hes just a gay man in maximum denial

        in order to fend off any gay thoughts he created this lifegoal that must take up 24/7 of his time. Now he never has to face the fact that he is a gay man. He created the ignorance is bliss.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        isn't he rich? by the time he's 80 we're gunna be able to chuck our mind in a robot 10000%

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine thinking a digital facsimile of your brain is actual immortality

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            alright c**t that can't see 1ft infront of him
            think of whats happened in that past 100 years
            u are now an immortal robot, wait 1000 years think your not now body jumping into zyzz?

            fricking moron

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >t.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he doesn't know

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >perform 100 experiments with N=1.
        >unable to know which experiment is having which effect, not to mention the sample size means the data is useless
        This is a guy who claims to be good at data analysis, yet surely he can realize that his data is worthless from a statistical standpoint?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      denial of death (also a book on the same topic)

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally just works out, eats clean, invests, bangs women and lives a regiment lifestyle maximising health and wellbeing.

      > He should enjoy himself eating burgers and drinking alcohol.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        He also injects his 18 year old sons blood

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        He doesn't "just" do that though. It's an obsession for him. There's a huge difference between being healthy and doing "healthy" things obsessively.
        >eating burgers and drinking alcohol.
        I don't consider those things enjoyable. You should live as clean a life as possible, but that means a clean mind too, not bone cluttered with an attempt to reverse the aging process. It's futile and not clean.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's doing everything science tells him to to reverse aging and it doesn't work.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yep. He is a futurist science worshipper.
          His ego says: "I am superior to others, and I can live longer than others if I have the willpower and knowledge database to follow the science that the lazy plebs do not".

          The reality is that nutritional health science is heavily fricked up by fraudulent studies trying to prove that seed oil goyslop is healthy, and that fish oil is healthy, and that le meme supplement is more than just a meme, and that red meat is unhealthy.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            You can’t reverse aging. You can hardly slow it down either. Nothing can sto your body slowing down massively in your 80s just by eating healthy foods and doing the knees over toes exercises. You will feel way better if you take care of yourself, but you aren’t going to change much of how long you will live. Maybe you can recent something disease but you won’t add 30 years of your life by reverse aging.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kek you know he takes estrogen and paints his nails right? Next step will be taking wiener up the ass just to get some cum lmao

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >bangs women
        If the science said that it increased lifespan, I'm sure he would hire hookers on a regular schedule.
        Or he might be a secret semen retainer if he thinks the science supports it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's turned himself into a human experiment. If you follow his socials, it's pretty interesting to see the journey. He posts every single thing he does, what the short term results are, what the long term results are, what's effective and what's pure snake oil, and really gets into the granular data of how everything is affecting his body and longevity. He's spending a lot of money and time on things that he's fully aware may not pan out long term, but nobody else has either the money or interest to commit to trialing.

      If you look at him as a self-imposed guinea pig rather than some desperate rich butthole, it's pretty interesting.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      he also wants to sell his method eventually

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dedicating so much of his life to the pursuit of youth, he's forgetting to actually live it.
      boring peasant platitude

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He actually claims to take joy in his lifestyle, he however also claims to have to defeat the parts of/'subpersonalities' in him that would take joy in bad habits.

      He's probably just meming and living formed habits like the rest of us.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is he a scientologist?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      surprised no one has pointed out he's ex-mormon

      so until adulthood he understood that on death he would get his own planet to live on, and now he's an atheist dealing with his fear of dying

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    that troony looks 46

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you're mentally 14 so don't sweat it

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine this gay spends hundreds of millions to slow his biological clock by 5% only to get hit by a bus and die in a freak accident.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dubs and he gets shot by boogie

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not even that.
      His vegan diet is actively killing him faster than his goyslop diet.
      He is PUFA-maxxing, vitamin A-maxxing, super low body fat (unhealthy risk factor), vaxxie heart, vegan diet. Lots of ticking time bombs here, and the finest cocoa powder in the world isn't going to compensate for a lack of red meat.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The hairclip
    Its not helping him

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i think he looks weird and his personality is kind of robotic, but the actual testing/data etc that hes doing is pretty cool and interesting. I keep an eye on his channel just for that really

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This guy literally had no life and I bet he dies before 60

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Either
    >You can't cheat age
    or
    >Science is bullshit and doesn''t work
    Choose your destiny.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Joe Biden and the gay Family

    The new homoerotic pornographic sensation!
    President of the United States bangs these dad and son blood-couple’s rich buttholes until shitty ass-tulips blossom which they mutually clean up… and more!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is that old guy cuddling with the two teenagers?

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >looks like a gay vampire
    >consumes son's blood to prolong own 'youth'
    mwf physiognomy is real

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    his face looks like a mask or something

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, what the frick.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    None of his cope age measurements mean shit when his vaxxie heart is biologically age 75.
    Health fails at the weakest link.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What does the measured age even mean? I have heard one of the bio markers he uses is leg press strength. That’s fricking dumb.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    His lifting routine is just straight out of knees over toes. I’m ores try sure this guy has no idea what he’s doing.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ew.

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