Whats the best protein bar?

What’s the best protein bar?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    the thing i that the most about all these protein bars is they inflate the protein with plant based proteins, which almost always end up being onions. also they have bad protein ratios, a good protein bar should have atleast 1 gram per 10 calories.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait there are protein bars out there with less than 1g per 10cal? Mine are 21g in 180 cal. They're delicious and even then I feel it's on the low side.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Mom: Anon I bought some new protein bars for you!
        They have 4g of protein for 220 calories
        >Th-thanks Mom...

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They are all shit, that's it. Eat yoghurt or quark, they keep you full. Protein bars are just goyslop.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    meat in bar shape

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do the MetRx bars mostly. The best taste, and cheapest price. For some reason these frickers think they can charge $4.00 for one bar with 20g protein. I buy MetRx for $3.00 per bar and they come with 30g protein.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Quark costs 1,40€ and it comes with 60g of animal protein. Protein bars are often filled with plant based protein, which fricks up your metabolism and gut.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then why do vegans live longer

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          They don't.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Then why do vegans live longer
          They have to supplement B vitamins. Doesn't sound healthy to me.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not relevant to my statement. Answer the question

            They don't.

            About a decade, they do

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >group adopts a diet that allows 7-10 years more of life, with lower rates of disease
            >"doesnt seem healthy"

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >comparing people who look out for everything they put in their body compared to the average fatfrick American eating McDonald's, chips, soda etc
          Gee, i wonder why, moron. None of these israelite studies compare vegans to people who actually give a shit about their health, only to the average pathetic lardass sedentary degenerates of the general population.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why dont meat eaters care about their health?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              There are plenty. But you moronic vegan homosexuals just include them with the general population of obese losers to frick with the numbers, which was exactly my point, and your brain has rotted too much to comprehend that.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not vegan it was just a question, which you didnt answer and then just ranted about

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It was a bullshit question that was very clearly answered if you though about it longer than two seconds

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You sound unhappy man, chili out

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I could go for some chili

                Asking why meat eaters dont care about their lifestyle (since thats what you implied contributes to vegans longer and healthier lives) is a stupid question?

                You're bunching everyone who ever eats meat into a single category which is incredibly dishonest. If I did the same with anyone who eats potatoes and included them in "vegan food eaters" it would be just as idiotic. There are more diets than just vegan and "meat eater", but only for "meat eaters" do you bunch the worst possible together.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You literally just called me a vegan so maybe you should take your own advice. I'm making a generalization based on what you said, that vegans care about lifestyle which is what results in the statistics that they live longer. I asked why meat eaters dont care about lifestyle, which is implied by your statement, and now you are being combative trying to backtrack

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                My very first post

                >comparing people who look out for everything they put in their body compared to the average fatfrick American eating McDonald's, chips, soda etc
                Gee, i wonder why, moron. None of these israelite studies compare vegans to people who actually give a shit about their health, only to the average pathetic lardass sedentary degenerates of the general population.

                was pointing out these bullshit studies compare vegans to everyone else and not people who do care while that also eat meat you massive moron. Where is the backtracking? The average person doesn't give a shit about health and just happens to also eat meat just as they happen to eat food that could be considered vegan. There are more health conscious people who eat meat than there are vegans, but you dump them in with everyone else, yet don't do the same with vegans. Which was always my fricking point. From that very first post. You're comparing an exclusive diet to an inclusive one as if it's any fair to make such a stupid fricking generalisation. I also called you a vegan because i thought there's no way someone who isn't would make such a brain dead argument.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Your post wasn't correct. I didnt read the rest.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I understand your reading comprehension and IQ is low. I'm sorry for posting so many words, must've been stressful seeing that.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >ad hom
                >ad hom
                >pivot
                >ad hom again
                I accept your consession

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >misinterprets original argument
                >sees post referring back to original comment
                >realizes you fricked up
                >backtrack
                >no longer has an argument and relies on the everything is a fallacy fallacy

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                His point was that your Original statement was false. You are just trying to avoid addressing that

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why would i when it's not? If it was false then there'd be no issue posting a study comparing vegans to meat eaters that care about health. Every single one compares them to the general population which is compromised of fatfricks.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Literally the seventh day adventist study does literally that.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nice deflection gay

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You sound unhappy man, chili out

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Asking why meat eaters dont care about their lifestyle (since thats what you implied contributes to vegans longer and healthier lives) is a stupid question?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                The question can't be answered because it implies that even meat eaters who care about their health dont tip the statistics so that vegans dont show Ana advantage even though statistically there are way more meat eaters that practice what vegans do sans the actual veganism - it proves that its not the lifestyle

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ntayrt but I think the healthiest lifestyle for nonlifters/nonathletes is something similar to what Seventh Day Adventist schizos do, light exercise + mostly vegetarian diet with occasional meat

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well they do have better health and longevity

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Quark costs 1,40€ and it comes with 60g of animal protein
        Bullshit. Sounds like you don't understand serving sizes moron.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Quark:
          12g Protein / 100g
          1.40€ / 500g

          Ez good protein, add some berries and it even tastes good

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those aren't protein bars.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >400 calories
      Shiggy

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ahem.. I think that they are garbage
    >Verification not required.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Protein bars are a waste

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    kys moxyte

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    is protein bar a meme? feels like it's full of sugar and other chemical mostly

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not full of sugar but full of filler and more calorie than you want for protein

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >eating "protein" bars

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not eating "protein" bars

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only worthwhile protein bars are the Gatorade ones because they use whey protein instead of soi. Even then they're more of a candy bar substitute.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >protein bar
      >has double the amount of carbs than it does protein
      Why must they do this

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The lemon cake "think!" bars are pretty tight IMO. Alternatively just buy random bars from bulk sites that are about to expire. As long as the macros are good I just buy random ones all the time. You start to notice they really all taste the same anyways.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    quest is the only kbe i bother with if i bother at all

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like these. Imo if you want pure protein drink a shake. I like these when I'm out shooting/hiking and don't have time for a full meal. I'd rather have a good amount of fat than pure protein.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They all have sneed oils

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    /fit/crunch is pretty tasty but has only 16g for 200 kcal, so pretty shit for a cut. Still worth it though

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're all shit but if I'd have to pick
    >barebells or fulfil

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i tried all of my localy available protein bars and these are the best but also the most expensive (2,79€).

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >eating a candy bar with ‘protein’ on the label
    NGMI lmao

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love protein bars and I have tried like all of them. Even today I like to buy a few different brands since I like the variety.

    I think the ONE bars are the best. They use whey protein and seem the most wholesome.

    Honorable mention:
    - The peanut butter think! bars like in your image are good. They are fluffy and a little marshmellow-y. Very artificial but whatever, still tasty.
    - The Chocolate Mint builders protein a bar is probably the most well rounded bar. Can't go wrong with it, although I feel like they changed the recipe recently because it doesn't taste as good as it used to.
    - Zone Perfect peanut butter bars. These ones advertise that they have a lot of vitamins so sometimes I eat this as like as like a replacement for a multivitamin.
    - MetRX chocolate chip cookie dough. Very tasty and also the one with the most protein I have ever had

    Worst one I have ever had was a gatorade bar I had a while back, but maybe they changed the recipe since then.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >MetRX
      Not protein bars

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really love the ones from aldi. They have 22,5g of protein, 0g sugar and only 4,9g of fat per bar. The best part is they actually taste good (peanut-butter and stracciatella are the best) and only cost 2,5€ for 3x bars which is quite good considering the taste and stats. they pretty much replaced whey as my breakfast/snack.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      these are usually cheap as frick too, super good protein/price ratio. my favourite is the yogurt flavoured one, but that's only because the local Lidl has 4 of them (chocolate, strawberry, cookie dough and yogurt/vanilla 🙁 )

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        they usually place additional flavoured ones that you cant find in their 3x pack at the check out. they are pretty much priced the same, dunno why they do it. wish we had strawberry but atleast they replaced the disgusting cookie dough one with peanut-butter so cant complain.

  21. 8 months ago
    Jesus

    >candy bars with extra protein
    No thanks, I only eat food

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    There was this one protein bar that is now discontinued called Oatmega.

    It was the GOAT of all protein bars, mainly because it had primarily natural ingredients, and actually tasted really good. Nothing I have found compares to it.

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Beef Jerky

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    saucisson

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