>running, cycling
can barely practice socialising
rooning is just not fun
dem cardio bunnies though
>mma/boxing/muay thai
full of lowlifes
only men but the rare women can beat your ass and are hot
CTE + can't do it past 35 + broken nose
>bjj
cauliflower ears
kinda gay and full of boomer dads
a hot lady choking me out would be awesome though
>soccer
lots of running and isn't that fun tbh + no girls
>hockey
winter sports are not it
>ping pong
really fun but full of asian nerds
>basketball
maybe, I'm only 5'11 though
>golf
boring
>archery
full of autists probably, which could be nice
>rock climbing
people seem sociable from what I've read online but gyms cost a lot and girls have male physiques
>rowing
never heard of rowing IRL in my c**t
>swimming
little clothes is a plus
but swimming is somehow even worse than rooning
The one that look good are
>kayaking
nice but it looks like a once in a while thing
>volleyball
women play
looks fun
only need 3+ people
can play topless and show off gains
>tennis
no poors
women play it
the women that play it are hot
looks pretty fun
skill transferable to padel, pickleball, squash?
you can play when you're old
only need 1-3 people to play
it's popular
I'm thinking tennis is the one so far. Did I miss any good ones?
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hiking. b***hes love hiking.
You missed skateboarding and surfing. Buy weed and be generous with it and you're set.
>rooning is just not fun
hello r*ddit
Do a martial art obviously.
BJJ is a good start, then you can move to striking if you want, like with MMA.
I do MMA, including nogi BJJ, and I do not have cauliflower ears because I do not compete, and no CTE from MMA because I don't do hard sparring.
Also you can train no matter your age. I have old men in my gym, they just don't go as hard.
You can train at the intensity you wish.
OP wants to become a normal human bean. I don't know about you but all the guys I've met who were into BJJ and MMA were losers. Manlets, incels, freaks with deformed shoulders, weirdos with goatees. An absolutely pussy repellent crowd.
Damn you only hangout with losers then.
My MMA/BJJ gym is mostly normal people with normal jobs and normal families. It's a sport like any other.
just wear headgear for bjj
>t. wrestler
the ONE time I didn't wear it my head slammed into a knee or something and I had to go get diabetes needles from walgreens to drain it before it cauliflowered. might get some shit but I'm the one who has to live with the permanent maiming, not them. nobody really cared anyway at my place though.
Is bjj really necessary to start with? i dont find it completely insufferable but im much more attracted to kickboxing / muay thai. I mainly just wanna throw some killer kicks and punches, cause i think they look cool
No absolutely not. But it's less intimidating for newcomers to martial arts.
If you prefer striking, then do so. It's perfectly fine.
writing off combat sports because of the injuries that some top level players get is so moronic lmao
do judo and embrace honoraboru japanese autism
>injuries that some top level players get
Look at this idiot and laugh.
I do combat sports and I never had anything but small injuries. If you're afraid of tendinitis or a sprained ankle, do meditation instead of a sport.
ive been competitive for years and worst ive had is a subluxation and a knee to the balls
if you get seriously injured as a beginner or amateur youre a fricking moron
I have noticed that all morons in my country practiced waterpolo when they were young, maybe you should try that.
>maybe, I'm only 5'11 though
IM AI WITH THE BRAIDS
>full of lowlifes
Wdym?
>but the rare women can beat your ass
No
>>golf
>boring
It's only boring to watch, anon. It's pretty great when you're out there and by far the normiest sport you could take up.