Whats the best way to show a girl your physique when she requests a photo?

What’s the best way to show a girl your physique when she requests a photo? I’m dyel and good with girls in person but bad over text

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    send her a picture of your dick with a six pack drawn on it. maybe attach some flexing bicep arms to it too.
    wammin love that kind of thing

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Always take dick pics from low angle so it shows face, abs, etc. it also makes your dick look huge.
      Don't send dick pics until you're sure she's into it.

      I’m in a high political position anons I can’t send dick pics to women.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Update

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >looks like you lift me
          She's fat as frick, isn't she?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >you prefer me call you papi or daddy?
            Latinx.

            Fat.

            https://i.imgur.com/CxvM4Po.jpeg

            Who’s Rebecca ?

            Single mother.

            >I'm dyel
            Clearly.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              How fat?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Probably like 5'5" 160lbs. If she were full-on obeast then she wouldn't say that the dyel OP could lift her.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Latinx.
              Black girls also say papi, but then again this one has lived in this diverse country for 15 years

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >latinx
              Fricking have a nice day
              Its latina

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I honestly thinks it's one of the most moronic things I've ever heard and I use it it ironically to make fun of it. That's how stupid it is. All you have to do is say it and it makes fun of it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >broken english
          stay AWAY my guy she wants your green card

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            the fact that she offered to call him papi in the first screencap didn't tip you off?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >papi
          >looks like you lift me
          Are you really bragging about catching a fat mexican border hopper in search of a green card on a mongolian basket weaving website lmao

          Have some self-respect dude, take a step back, look at your life. You're better than this.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Dyel

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          As a homie who catfishes gay men for money, this is exactly how they text. Never dated a Latina but if this is how they act on text then I never will, it's so cringe.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What mind of girl cares how much a dude lifts. "She's" probably gonna say she's suffering from ligma.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        holy shit it's justin trudeau!!
        you frickin suck, trudeau

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >elected official
        >speaks like this

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Only a small minority of political people are elected, Anon. Any politician has a number of writers, factcheckers, advisors on their team. In the United States, really big politicians will even have corporate sponsors on their team in exchange for political favors. You think AIPAC board members are elected?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If you can't send dick picks with reckless abandon, you aren't high enough.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Hunter Biden can do it no prob, you can too!

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Always take dick pics from low angle so it shows face, abs, etc. it also makes your dick look huge.
    Don't send dick pics until you're sure she's into it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lmao keep beating around the bush homosexual. If you don't send a dick pic to her within 10 messages you are a homosexual and she's already moved on to some other big dick chad.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Your life will be gone and you will have exchanged fluids with a dysgenic bawd and you will have nothing to show for it

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Post pic of her or else you're a gay

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I sent it to the 3 girls I’m fricking and they all loved it. That’s why I lift

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is a man texting

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      is it gay to exchange flirty texts with a twink? and to plan to meet for seggz with them?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      easy to judge homosexual you try texting a girl sometimes

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The emojis break my boomer brain and make me want to beat the shit out of you and her.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I am 37 years old she is 22

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        jej i thought i was bad being 31 fricking my 21 zoomette

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      YOU are FAT

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    dawg i am NEVER getting laid if this the type of kookily shit you gotta go through
    >I like when you mix it up :devil: :fire: :fire:
    WHAT THE FRICK
    just gimme a girl who wants to join my ony motorcycle rides every night

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Oh shit you're me down to the image of choice and the lonely motorcycle croozes. Hopefully you're not a fricking dyel manlet like me though.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >just gimme a girl who wants to join my ony motorcycle rides every night
      Women are typically risk averse, especially when it involves putting their lives in the hands of a stranger. good luck finding one that is fine with becoming an organ donor if the random moron she just met makes a mistake. You're so fricking clueless it hurts.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >women prefer the safe non exciting stable boring choice in relationships
        please get off the internet

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Take your own advice, moron. Women are all for risk as long as it's not a risk to them. Go outside sometime.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You're a literal moron, go outside and try interacting with a single woman at least once in your life before killing yourself

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they're not all like that. I hate the zoomer emoji shit and my gf stopped using them after she noticed I don't

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry anon, you'll do better with your motorcycle than this guy will anyway

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Been laughing at this post for like 15 mins now.
      It’s true, you can tell which c**ts got in shape later in life and still act like corny 14 year olds around girls.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I saw that devil emoji was recently renamed to imp. What the frick.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who’s Rebecca ?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      homies like you need to die

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Shut up you stupid insecure zoomer dyel c**t. Asking IST incels advice on how to text, what a moronic homosexual.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          suck my dick b***h i put you in the fricking ground

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            are you sure it's hard? why's it so small?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Probably her dog
      Or her kid

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I kneel

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      jarvis, pull a list of every 'Rebecca' between the ages of 20 and 29 in the US

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        filter it down by 25+ BMI

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        filter it down by 25+ BMI

        >you prefer me call you papi or daddy?
        Latinx.

        Fat.
        [...]
        Single mother.

        >I'm dyel
        Clearly.

        jarvis, filter for plus size latina single mothers in the US (non-citizen) with daughters named rebecca

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >jarvis, filter for plus size latina single mothers in the US (non-citizen) with daughters named rebecca

          lmaooo im dying

          you sir are underrated af

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        kek

        https://i.imgur.com/CxvM4Po.jpeg

        Who’s Rebecca ?

        >ENHANCE
        based

        thank fricking christ i'm single and don't have to put up with this stupid bullshit

        yeah haha >tfwnogf is GREAT am I right anons?? haha

        I don't think I could ever respect a woman who calls men daddy.

        this, it sounds moronic, then again I would call a big aryan uberfrau mommy so im a homosexual as well anyway

        [...]
        OH NO I DIDNT CENSOR MY NAME

        sup J-man?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    thank fricking christ i'm single and don't have to put up with this stupid bullshit

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Millennial talk genuinely makes me sick.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >not bussin alert

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    op if u aren't moronic you should've sent a pic asap

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I trimmed my beard but before I did the moustache I sent her a pic of myself shirtless asking for an opinion on it
    In your case she's literally thirsting for a sweaty pic so just send one and it doesn't matter

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    oh man its gonna be awkward when he sends a pic and realizes that females brains arent wired to get horny, and her reaction will be "meh"

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >flirting with STD bug catchers.
    >wanting to have sex on the 1st date.

    NGMI. Herpes and warts is for life bro.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Have you met this woman IRL before or is it just some rando from a dating app? If you met on an app and she's requesting pics/nudes and not sending any, she's either fatter than she lets on or trying to catfish you as blackmail. Word to the wise: don't send any nudes except for snapchat. And even then, only send if you know its really a woman.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      never send nudes that include your face or any identifying mark like a scar, tattoo or so on and never send nudes to a woman you haven't had sex with yet or the very least went on a good date

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a virgin. But that text chat made me cringe. There is no way I could ever talk to someone like that.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think I could ever respect a woman who calls men daddy.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    OH NO I DIDNT CENSOR MY NAME

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Johnathan

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >single mom

    Good job op you loser. You worked o I t hard in the gym to please women and now you have your prize of a single mom. homosexual.

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