What’s the best way to show a girl your physique when she requests a photo? I’m dyel and good with girls in person but bad over text
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Whats the best way to show a girl your physique when she requests a photo?
send her a picture of your dick with a six pack drawn on it. maybe attach some flexing bicep arms to it too.
wammin love that kind of thing
I’m in a high political position anons I can’t send dick pics to women.
Update
>looks like you lift me
She's fat as frick, isn't she?
>you prefer me call you papi or daddy?
Latinx.
Fat.
Single mother.
>I'm dyel
Clearly.
How fat?
Probably like 5'5" 160lbs. If she were full-on obeast then she wouldn't say that the dyel OP could lift her.
>Latinx.
Black girls also say papi, but then again this one has lived in this diverse country for 15 years
>latinx
Fricking have a nice day
Its latina
I honestly thinks it's one of the most moronic things I've ever heard and I use it it ironically to make fun of it. That's how stupid it is. All you have to do is say it and it makes fun of it.
>broken english
stay AWAY my guy she wants your green card
the fact that she offered to call him papi in the first screencap didn't tip you off?
>papi
>looks like you lift me
Are you really bragging about catching a fat mexican border hopper in search of a green card on a mongolian basket weaving website lmao
Have some self-respect dude, take a step back, look at your life. You're better than this.
Dyel
As a homie who catfishes gay men for money, this is exactly how they text. Never dated a Latina but if this is how they act on text then I never will, it's so cringe.
What mind of girl cares how much a dude lifts. "She's" probably gonna say she's suffering from ligma.
holy shit it's justin trudeau!!
you frickin suck, trudeau
>elected official
>speaks like this
Only a small minority of political people are elected, Anon. Any politician has a number of writers, factcheckers, advisors on their team. In the United States, really big politicians will even have corporate sponsors on their team in exchange for political favors. You think AIPAC board members are elected?
If you can't send dick picks with reckless abandon, you aren't high enough.
Hunter Biden can do it no prob, you can too!
Always take dick pics from low angle so it shows face, abs, etc. it also makes your dick look huge.
Don't send dick pics until you're sure she's into it.
lmao keep beating around the bush homosexual. If you don't send a dick pic to her within 10 messages you are a homosexual and she's already moved on to some other big dick chad.
Your life will be gone and you will have exchanged fluids with a dysgenic bawd and you will have nothing to show for it
Post pic of her or else you're a gay
I sent it to the 3 girls I’m fricking and they all loved it. That’s why I lift
This is a man texting
is it gay to exchange flirty texts with a twink? and to plan to meet for seggz with them?
easy to judge homosexual you try texting a girl sometimes
The emojis break my boomer brain and make me want to beat the shit out of you and her.
I am 37 years old she is 22
jej i thought i was bad being 31 fricking my 21 zoomette
YOU are FAT
dawg i am NEVER getting laid if this the type of kookily shit you gotta go through
>I like when you mix it up :devil: :fire: :fire:
WHAT THE FRICK
just gimme a girl who wants to join my ony motorcycle rides every night
Oh shit you're me down to the image of choice and the lonely motorcycle croozes. Hopefully you're not a fricking dyel manlet like me though.
>just gimme a girl who wants to join my ony motorcycle rides every night
Women are typically risk averse, especially when it involves putting their lives in the hands of a stranger. good luck finding one that is fine with becoming an organ donor if the random moron she just met makes a mistake. You're so fricking clueless it hurts.
>women prefer the safe non exciting stable boring choice in relationships
please get off the internet
Take your own advice, moron. Women are all for risk as long as it's not a risk to them. Go outside sometime.
You're a literal moron, go outside and try interacting with a single woman at least once in your life before killing yourself
they're not all like that. I hate the zoomer emoji shit and my gf stopped using them after she noticed I don't
Don't worry anon, you'll do better with your motorcycle than this guy will anyway
Been laughing at this post for like 15 mins now.
It’s true, you can tell which c**ts got in shape later in life and still act like corny 14 year olds around girls.
I saw that devil emoji was recently renamed to imp. What the frick.
Who’s Rebecca ?
homies like you need to die
Shut up you stupid insecure zoomer dyel c**t. Asking IST incels advice on how to text, what a moronic homosexual.
suck my dick b***h i put you in the fricking ground
are you sure it's hard? why's it so small?
Probably her dog
Or her kid
I kneel
jarvis, pull a list of every 'Rebecca' between the ages of 20 and 29 in the US
filter it down by 25+ BMI
jarvis, filter for plus size latina single mothers in the US (non-citizen) with daughters named rebecca
>jarvis, filter for plus size latina single mothers in the US (non-citizen) with daughters named rebecca
lmaooo im dying
you sir are underrated af
kek
>ENHANCE
based
yeah haha >tfwnogf is GREAT am I right anons?? haha
this, it sounds moronic, then again I would call a big aryan uberfrau mommy so im a homosexual as well anyway
sup J-man?
thank fricking christ i'm single and don't have to put up with this stupid bullshit
Millennial talk genuinely makes me sick.
>not bussin alert
op if u aren't moronic you should've sent a pic asap
I trimmed my beard but before I did the moustache I sent her a pic of myself shirtless asking for an opinion on it
In your case she's literally thirsting for a sweaty pic so just send one and it doesn't matter
oh man its gonna be awkward when he sends a pic and realizes that females brains arent wired to get horny, and her reaction will be "meh"
>flirting with STD bug catchers.
>wanting to have sex on the 1st date.
NGMI. Herpes and warts is for life bro.
Have you met this woman IRL before or is it just some rando from a dating app? If you met on an app and she's requesting pics/nudes and not sending any, she's either fatter than she lets on or trying to catfish you as blackmail. Word to the wise: don't send any nudes except for snapchat. And even then, only send if you know its really a woman.
never send nudes that include your face or any identifying mark like a scar, tattoo or so on and never send nudes to a woman you haven't had sex with yet or the very least went on a good date
I'm a virgin. But that text chat made me cringe. There is no way I could ever talk to someone like that.
I don't think I could ever respect a woman who calls men daddy.
OH NO I DIDNT CENSOR MY NAME
Johnathan
>single mom
Good job op you loser. You worked o I t hard in the gym to please women and now you have your prize of a single mom. homosexual.