fricking lol
Why do you spastics not just eat normal fricking foods instead of this shit which has to advertise "1000G OF PROTEIN!!! PROTEIN HERE!!! PROTEIN!!!"
Just eat mfkin meat, eggs, wholefoods. Done.
>man why does anyone buy anything prepared lol just frickin buy an ass ton of groceries and cook them every single day lmao what you got no time because you have an actual job and social life and girlfriend/wife and kids? lmao just frickin meal prep bro just haul all this shit into the house and fricking process it yourself into a meal after like 8 hours of cooking one giant batch of the same horse shit to eat for 9 days in a row lmao get real
>he thinks this shit isn't happening at the factory line
have fun being on your high horse until your government mandated gyno and wiener cage shows up
Fricking at last someone with some fricking braincells.
Some of these morons dont have anything going on besides going to gym and welfare, so they can cook food at home as a full time job
spending all day preparing food and then stuffing my face with it fricking sucks anon, especially when i don’t get much enjoyment from eating. i’d rather just get most of what i need from one shitty drink instead of dicking around in the kitchen all day eating shitty food.
>t. morons that literally do not, have never, and will never, know how to cook in their life
It really doesn't take that fricking long to cook shit lmfao.
Eggs and meats will be good in 15 minutes unless you're fricking slow cooking / steaming your meats every fricking day for some reason
Stay fat bros
>a carton
4 a day is not a lot and is what I have. Why do you people always jump to fricking extremes? You eat OTHER fricking stuff as well as the eggs, stop being obtuse
yeah… the other thing i eat is a protein shake. that’s the point. so i don’t have to waste all day cooking the same boring food day in and day out. fricking moron.
7 months ago
Anonymous
How fricking dense are you, holy SHIT dude
I literally hit 200g/day with just
Oats + Protein Shake in the morning - Literally <5 mins prep time
4 Eggs + a can of tuna later on, again <5 mins
300g mince beef w/ some pasta, rice, or beans, <10 mins
It isn't fricking hard.
7 months ago
Anonymous
you're lying about the prep times. it can never take that little time
7 months ago
Anonymous
>use giant pot to boil trays of lentils, ground pork, wheat gluten nuggets to keep in fridge >cook like twice a week and spend close to nothing on brotein
7 months ago
Anonymous
Dude what?
Oats I literally just throw in a bowl and pour the shake in. Maybe chop a banana in as well, it takes 5 minutes max and most of that is just shaking the fricking protein shake
Eggs, you literally just crack them and leave them in the pan for 5 minutes, fried or scrambled. I like them runny so don't need to cook them for ages
Beef is maybe 10-15 minutes at MAX but it's still nothing. Literally just chuck it in a pan and move it around.
Or just do what
>use giant pot to boil trays of lentils, ground pork, wheat gluten nuggets to keep in fridge >cook like twice a week and spend close to nothing on brotein
said and do it all at once in a big ass pot
7 months ago
Anonymous
how the frick do you know the beef is actually not raw anymore if you only cook it for 10 minutes? youre probably teeming with parasites n shit
7 months ago
Anonymous
by fricking cutting into it and checking if its cooked through or not?? Are you stupid?
7 months ago
Anonymous
how can you see with your eyes that the bacteria are dead?
7 months ago
Anonymous
you should stop eating oats. grains cause autism and you clearly have more than enough of that already
Fricking at last someone with some fricking braincells.
Some of these morons dont have anything going on besides going to gym and welfare, so they can cook food at home as a full time job
Fricking at last someone with some fricking braincells.
Some of these morons dont have anything going on besides going to gym and welfare, so they can cook food at home as a full time job
grow up you pathetic fricks
get a wife to cook for you
lifehax:
step 1 drive to 7-11
step 2 purchase a dozen eggs
step 3 put them in your 150 watt aliexpress usb blender with a packet of sweetener and powdered milk
step 4 drink
Dude what?
Oats I literally just throw in a bowl and pour the shake in. Maybe chop a banana in as well, it takes 5 minutes max and most of that is just shaking the fricking protein shake
Eggs, you literally just crack them and leave them in the pan for 5 minutes, fried or scrambled. I like them runny so don't need to cook them for ages
Beef is maybe 10-15 minutes at MAX but it's still nothing. Literally just chuck it in a pan and move it around.
Or just do what [...] said and do it all at once in a big ass pot
>shop
takes at most one hour every weekend >clean
clean while you're cooking
easy. It's like you want to make your life difficult for no reason.
>reddit spacer calling people npcs because they dont drive around with a usb powered minifridge to keep a jug of milk cold
the absolute state
i have access to 3$ ergo i have access to protein shakes on the go. do you not have a plan to have three dollars in disposable income? plan your life better
lifehax:
step 1 drive to 7-11
step 2 purchase a dozen eggs
step 3 put them in your 150 watt aliexpress usb blender with a packet of sweetener and powdered milk
step 4 drink
How fricking dense are you, holy SHIT dude
I literally hit 200g/day with just
Oats + Protein Shake in the morning - Literally <5 mins prep time
4 Eggs + a can of tuna later on, again <5 mins
300g mince beef w/ some pasta, rice, or beans, <10 mins
It isn't fricking hard.
you can never make anything at home that tastes as good as a restaurant or convenience store food. They've got food scientists working around the clock to make their food taste the best it ever can. You simply can't compete with that.
for instance the protein shake in OP has been developed by food scientists to taste as good as it possibly can. Beats any protein shake you can make at home
you wanna level up a burger at home? literally just chop the meat up and throw it into a hoagie roll and toast it. whatever toppings you normally do on a burger. ketchup, cheese, whatever the frick. just brown up and chop the meat up, let the cheese hold the meat together after melting it all in the pan. shit is way fricking better than burgers at home tend to be and you can do this with super lean mince and have way more flavor.
homie that's called a philly cheesesteak... not a burger
i can bake pizza better than my local shit kek
I'm not talking about your local pizza parlor probably run by immigrants. I'm talking about high quality national chains who managed to beat out all the competititon. They got all kinds of food scientists to develop recipes.
if you think dominos or pizza hut only puts wheat and water you are sorely mistaken and I don't want to taste or even think about your horrible goy slop gruel
7 months ago
Anonymous
bait
7 months ago
Anonymous
they got all kinds of dough softeners and taste enhancers
7 months ago
Anonymous
yeah well i leave my dough in the fridge for 2 days to develop flavor
7 months ago
Anonymous
how would adding fridge smell improve your slop?
7 months ago
Anonymous
it's covered/sealed in the metal bowl
7 months ago
Anonymous
what is that supposed to do if you don't use yeast you massive fricking moron
7 months ago
Anonymous
>no yeast
ngmi (it being decent 'za)
7 months ago
Anonymous
yeast is just freeze-dried spoiled wheat
7 months ago
Anonymous
are you moronic
7 months ago
Anonymous
what do you think IDY is
7 months ago
Anonymous
what do you think dragin is?
7 months ago
Anonymous
just dried yeast. Not wheat
7 months ago
Anonymous
add water to it, it turns into (wheat) dough
what is that supposed to do if you don't use yeast you massive fricking moron
i do use yeast
7 months ago
Anonymous
>add water to it, it turns into (wheat) dough
jesus fricking christ you are completely moronic
7 months ago
Anonymous
again, what do you believe IDY or ADY to be?
7 months ago
Anonymous
ok nvm looks like any kind of starch is used when producing IDY
idc tho going to bed
cheesesteak is made with shaved steak, not ground beef. what you're thinking of is a "chopped cheese", a new york staple. it's literally just a cheeseburger but.. well. yeah. chopped up. same type of idea, different meat.
spending all day preparing food and then stuffing my face with it fricking sucks anon, especially when i don’t get much enjoyment from eating. i’d rather just get most of what i need from one shitty drink instead of dicking around in the kitchen all day eating shitty food.
>tastes like shit
tastes like chocolate milk, nothing special but not awful >costs like 4 dollars
yeah they are kind of pricey but it's about the same for that monster or bang
>but it's about the same for that monster or bang
And why the frick would you be buying a Monster or Bang in the first place? Holy frick you guys are moronic
Tastes bad, more protein than can be used in one setting. Guess if you split it into two servings it’d be ok aside from the taste problem. But no one separates bottled drinks. You just chug that shit to feed the zits.
meat takes 15-30 minutes in the toaster oven depending on what youre making and you can eat carrots milk and eggs all raw but let me guess, you need more?
it really was. i checked the expiry date before i bought it and it was still a ways away so im assuming it was a one off but i still havent bought another. i was especially choked because the newer protein milks like this and op arent like the old shakes that tasted chalky and weird
>it's literally just protein powder + milk sold at an insane markup
i bought it at a convenience store moron. thats what you pay for convenience. when in at home i mix milk from my jug of milk with protein from my bag of protein. cant do that when youre driving through another state now can you?
bunch of room temperature IQ NPCs up in this thread
sure but if you're on the road and don't have your tub of protein, milk and shaker/mixer then your options become limited yeah?
>when you're driving through another state >if you're on the road
this is something you can prepare for if you don't have a Black person tier brain
I don't do it everyday or something, it's literally just like if I run out of powder at home and waiting on amazon delivery, or if I was heading to the gas station to fill up my car after the gym anyway so might as well.
>if I run out of powder at home
buy two tubs and buy a new one when the first one runs out
easy
>reddit spacer calling people npcs because they dont drive around with a usb powered minifridge to keep a jug of milk cold
the absolute state
i have access to 3$ ergo i have access to protein shakes on the go. do you not have a plan to have three dollars in disposable income? plan your life better
I don't do it everyday or something, it's literally just like if I run out of powder at home and waiting on amazon delivery, or if I was heading to the gas station to fill up my car after the gym anyway so might as well.
price
>that'll be $300
This kek. I only buy them in a crunch but it always amazes me how good they taste for being so lean.
Just buy fairlife milk + nesquik + one scoop of whey
What if I just frick you instead? Then what?
That's gay, anon. Don't be gay
Don't take it personally anon. Some of the horndogs around here will frick anything with a hole.
fricking lol
Why do you spastics not just eat normal fricking foods instead of this shit which has to advertise "1000G OF PROTEIN!!! PROTEIN HERE!!! PROTEIN!!!"
Just eat mfkin meat, eggs, wholefoods. Done.
>man why does anyone buy anything prepared lol just frickin buy an ass ton of groceries and cook them every single day lmao what you got no time because you have an actual job and social life and girlfriend/wife and kids? lmao just frickin meal prep bro just haul all this shit into the house and fricking process it yourself into a meal after like 8 hours of cooking one giant batch of the same horse shit to eat for 9 days in a row lmao get real
shut up
>blah blah blah I'm poor and stupid and too lazy to cook
Enjoy your basedbean oil and nitrate nutri-slop bro, that bulk is gonna be cray
>he thinks this shit isn't happening at the factory line
have fun being on your high horse until your government mandated gyno and wiener cage shows up
what factory line? wtf are you on about
Fricking at last someone with some fricking braincells.
Some of these morons dont have anything going on besides going to gym and welfare, so they can cook food at home as a full time job
>t. morons that literally do not, have never, and will never, know how to cook in their life
It really doesn't take that fricking long to cook shit lmfao.
Eggs and meats will be good in 15 minutes unless you're fricking slow cooking / steaming your meats every fricking day for some reason
Stay fat bros
dude i really don’t wanna seat here and eat a carton of frickin eggs every day just to hit protein goals. it’s fricking gross.
>a carton
4 a day is not a lot and is what I have. Why do you people always jump to fricking extremes? You eat OTHER fricking stuff as well as the eggs, stop being obtuse
yeah… the other thing i eat is a protein shake. that’s the point. so i don’t have to waste all day cooking the same boring food day in and day out. fricking moron.
How fricking dense are you, holy SHIT dude
I literally hit 200g/day with just
Oats + Protein Shake in the morning - Literally <5 mins prep time
4 Eggs + a can of tuna later on, again <5 mins
300g mince beef w/ some pasta, rice, or beans, <10 mins
It isn't fricking hard.
you're lying about the prep times. it can never take that little time
>use giant pot to boil trays of lentils, ground pork, wheat gluten nuggets to keep in fridge
>cook like twice a week and spend close to nothing on brotein
Dude what?
Oats I literally just throw in a bowl and pour the shake in. Maybe chop a banana in as well, it takes 5 minutes max and most of that is just shaking the fricking protein shake
Eggs, you literally just crack them and leave them in the pan for 5 minutes, fried or scrambled. I like them runny so don't need to cook them for ages
Beef is maybe 10-15 minutes at MAX but it's still nothing. Literally just chuck it in a pan and move it around.
Or just do what
said and do it all at once in a big ass pot
how the frick do you know the beef is actually not raw anymore if you only cook it for 10 minutes? youre probably teeming with parasites n shit
by fricking cutting into it and checking if its cooked through or not?? Are you stupid?
how can you see with your eyes that the bacteria are dead?
you should stop eating oats. grains cause autism and you clearly have more than enough of that already
>i eat 4 eggs a day and hit macros
post fricking body you fricking skinny fat fricking loser
>frickin eggs every day just to hit protein goals. it’s fricking gross.
ngmi
cooking a meal takes between 15 and 30 minutes.
I know for a fact you don’t shop, cook or clean if you think it takes 15 minutes. Cleaning alone is 30 minutes if you do it right.
>shop
takes at most one hour every weekend
>clean
clean while you're cooking
easy. It's like you want to make your life difficult for no reason.
get a gf you fricking moron
grow up you pathetic fricks
get a wife to cook for you
>get home from work
>wife has made dinner and tomorrows lunch in one batch
>frick her senseless to thank her for cooking so she does it again tomorrow
it's literally that easy. But sure, have your processed slop and incel life
lifehax:
step 1 drive to 7-11
step 2 purchase a dozen eggs
step 3 put them in your 150 watt aliexpress usb blender with a packet of sweetener and powdered milk
step 4 drink
>life hax
>step 1: drive to the fricking most expensive place to find a dozen eggs
you're a real bright one aren't you
It takes 6 minutes to cook a burger and most pans fit two burgers at once. How do you not have time lol
you can never make anything at home that tastes as good as a restaurant or convenience store food. They've got food scientists working around the clock to make their food taste the best it ever can. You simply can't compete with that.
the frick? since when does convenience store food taste "good"? it's about a quick bite not culinary mastery
moron
for instance the protein shake in OP has been developed by food scientists to taste as good as it possibly can. Beats any protein shake you can make at home
i can bake pizza better than my local shit kek
You're a b***h ass homie that sucks at cooking.
you wanna level up a burger at home? literally just chop the meat up and throw it into a hoagie roll and toast it. whatever toppings you normally do on a burger. ketchup, cheese, whatever the frick. just brown up and chop the meat up, let the cheese hold the meat together after melting it all in the pan. shit is way fricking better than burgers at home tend to be and you can do this with super lean mince and have way more flavor.
make mine with cinnamon toast crunch ock and get me a warm arizona that a cats been napping on for 4 days
homie that's called a philly cheesesteak... not a burger
I'm not talking about your local pizza parlor probably run by immigrants. I'm talking about high quality national chains who managed to beat out all the competititon. They got all kinds of food scientists to develop recipes.
it's literally wheat and water dude
if you think dominos or pizza hut only puts wheat and water you are sorely mistaken and I don't want to taste or even think about your horrible goy slop gruel
bait
they got all kinds of dough softeners and taste enhancers
yeah well i leave my dough in the fridge for 2 days to develop flavor
how would adding fridge smell improve your slop?
it's covered/sealed in the metal bowl
what is that supposed to do if you don't use yeast you massive fricking moron
>no yeast
ngmi (it being decent 'za)
yeast is just freeze-dried spoiled wheat
are you moronic
what do you think IDY is
what do you think dragin is?
just dried yeast. Not wheat
add water to it, it turns into (wheat) dough
i do use yeast
>add water to it, it turns into (wheat) dough
jesus fricking christ you are completely moronic
again, what do you believe IDY or ADY to be?
ok nvm looks like any kind of starch is used when producing IDY
idc tho going to bed
it's just yeast. do you even know what yeast is?
>calls pizza "'za"
frick off
cheesesteak is made with shaved steak, not ground beef. what you're thinking of is a "chopped cheese", a new york staple. it's literally just a cheeseburger but.. well. yeah. chopped up. same type of idea, different meat.
spending all day preparing food and then stuffing my face with it fricking sucks anon, especially when i don’t get much enjoyment from eating. i’d rather just get most of what i need from one shitty drink instead of dicking around in the kitchen all day eating shitty food.
>Acesulfame P
>Carrageenan
>Stevia
>Sucralose
>"Nautral Flavors"
It's slop.
>Natural
>Sea salt
>Monks
>Leaf
This is a holy beverage
>Cellulose Gel/Gum
enjoy your sawdust.
>What's the catch?
tastes like shit and costs like 4 dollars
>tastes like shit
tastes like chocolate milk, nothing special but not awful
>costs like 4 dollars
yeah they are kind of pricey but it's about the same for that monster or bang
>but it's about the same for that monster or bang
And why the frick would you be buying a Monster or Bang in the first place? Holy frick you guys are moronic
I don't buy those, it's called a comparison tard
Tastes bad, more protein than can be used in one setting. Guess if you split it into two servings it’d be ok aside from the taste problem. But no one separates bottled drinks. You just chug that shit to feed the zits.
meat takes 15-30 minutes in the toaster oven depending on what youre making and you can eat carrots milk and eggs all raw but let me guess, you need more?
Wouldnt it be better protein powder?
>b-but tastes le bad
use milk, or get over it homosexual
It's fine, I prefer pic related though.
last time i bought one of these from 711 there was chunks of shit in it
That's unfortunate, I haven't had anything even remotely close to that yet.
it really was. i checked the expiry date before i bought it and it was still a ways away so im assuming it was a one off but i still havent bought another. i was especially choked because the newer protein milks like this and op arent like the old shakes that tasted chalky and weird
Yeah, maybe it got mishandled or something, punctured the seal somewhere and so spoiled it. Sorry that happened to you anon.
I have some intense vanilla muscle milk you can gulp down too
>I have some intense vanilla muscle milk you can gulp down too
Don't threaten me with a good time.
it's literally just protein powder + milk sold at an insane markup
you're literally paying someone else a shit ton to mix your protein powder for you
yeah convenience costs extra
Protein powder is already an ultraprocessed convenience food. Takes less than a minute to prepare.
sure but if you're on the road and don't have your tub of protein, milk and shaker/mixer then your options become limited yeah?
>needs a mixer for protein shakes
holy shit kek
>it's literally just protein powder + milk sold at an insane markup
i bought it at a convenience store moron. thats what you pay for convenience. when in at home i mix milk from my jug of milk with protein from my bag of protein. cant do that when youre driving through another state now can you?
>not having a usb-powdered blender for dozen egg eggnog on-the-road
>usb-powdered blender
those things fricking suck. I got one and it can barely handle one scoop of protein powder in 16oz of water
bunch of room temperature IQ NPCs up in this thread
>when you're driving through another state
>if you're on the road
this is something you can prepare for if you don't have a Black person tier brain
>if I run out of powder at home
buy two tubs and buy a new one when the first one runs out
easy
Either plan better or accept not having access to it.
>reddit spacer calling people npcs because they dont drive around with a usb powered minifridge to keep a jug of milk cold
the absolute state
i have access to 3$ ergo i have access to protein shakes on the go. do you not have a plan to have three dollars in disposable income? plan your life better
>implying your goyslop comes anywhere close to my gas station eggnog
>salmonella
maybe that's good for gains idk
put a drop of alcohol
I don't do it everyday or something, it's literally just like if I run out of powder at home and waiting on amazon delivery, or if I was heading to the gas station to fill up my car after the gym anyway so might as well.
vital wheat gluten $.0072/g
lentils $.01/g
ground meat $.012/g
peanuts $.02/g
whey $.023/g
powder milk $.025/g
eggs $.03/g
can tuna $.03/g
Sucralose
youre drinking negatively cursed milk
the cows are abused
I stopped and my life unironically improved
These things are a scam. I guarantee you the aminos are nitrogen spiked.
Nearly 100 replies and no one to propose dried beef, are you all poor or what ?
>not shooting a deer and smoking it
Just sayin', you shouldn't register as a hunter if you want to poach deers. Europe sucks.
your food scientists spent all the R&D money on softkill weapons sorry to break it to ya kid