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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    price

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that'll be $300

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This kek. I only buy them in a crunch but it always amazes me how good they taste for being so lean.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just buy fairlife milk + nesquik + one scoop of whey

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What if I just frick you instead? Then what?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's gay, anon. Don't be gay

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't take it personally anon. Some of the horndogs around here will frick anything with a hole.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    fricking lol
    Why do you spastics not just eat normal fricking foods instead of this shit which has to advertise "1000G OF PROTEIN!!! PROTEIN HERE!!! PROTEIN!!!"
    Just eat mfkin meat, eggs, wholefoods. Done.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >man why does anyone buy anything prepared lol just frickin buy an ass ton of groceries and cook them every single day lmao what you got no time because you have an actual job and social life and girlfriend/wife and kids? lmao just frickin meal prep bro just haul all this shit into the house and fricking process it yourself into a meal after like 8 hours of cooking one giant batch of the same horse shit to eat for 9 days in a row lmao get real

      shut up

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >blah blah blah I'm poor and stupid and too lazy to cook
        Enjoy your basedbean oil and nitrate nutri-slop bro, that bulk is gonna be cray

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he thinks this shit isn't happening at the factory line
          have fun being on your high horse until your government mandated gyno and wiener cage shows up

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            what factory line? wtf are you on about

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking at last someone with some fricking braincells.
        Some of these morons dont have anything going on besides going to gym and welfare, so they can cook food at home as a full time job

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        spending all day preparing food and then stuffing my face with it fricking sucks anon, especially when i don’t get much enjoyment from eating. i’d rather just get most of what i need from one shitty drink instead of dicking around in the kitchen all day eating shitty food.

        >t. morons that literally do not, have never, and will never, know how to cook in their life
        It really doesn't take that fricking long to cook shit lmfao.
        Eggs and meats will be good in 15 minutes unless you're fricking slow cooking / steaming your meats every fricking day for some reason
        Stay fat bros

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          dude i really don’t wanna seat here and eat a carton of frickin eggs every day just to hit protein goals. it’s fricking gross.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >a carton
            4 a day is not a lot and is what I have. Why do you people always jump to fricking extremes? You eat OTHER fricking stuff as well as the eggs, stop being obtuse

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              yeah… the other thing i eat is a protein shake. that’s the point. so i don’t have to waste all day cooking the same boring food day in and day out. fricking moron.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                How fricking dense are you, holy SHIT dude
                I literally hit 200g/day with just
                Oats + Protein Shake in the morning - Literally <5 mins prep time
                4 Eggs + a can of tuna later on, again <5 mins
                300g mince beef w/ some pasta, rice, or beans, <10 mins
                It isn't fricking hard.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                you're lying about the prep times. it can never take that little time

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >use giant pot to boil trays of lentils, ground pork, wheat gluten nuggets to keep in fridge
                >cook like twice a week and spend close to nothing on brotein

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dude what?
                Oats I literally just throw in a bowl and pour the shake in. Maybe chop a banana in as well, it takes 5 minutes max and most of that is just shaking the fricking protein shake
                Eggs, you literally just crack them and leave them in the pan for 5 minutes, fried or scrambled. I like them runny so don't need to cook them for ages
                Beef is maybe 10-15 minutes at MAX but it's still nothing. Literally just chuck it in a pan and move it around.
                Or just do what

                >use giant pot to boil trays of lentils, ground pork, wheat gluten nuggets to keep in fridge
                >cook like twice a week and spend close to nothing on brotein

                said and do it all at once in a big ass pot

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                how the frick do you know the beef is actually not raw anymore if you only cook it for 10 minutes? youre probably teeming with parasites n shit

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                by fricking cutting into it and checking if its cooked through or not?? Are you stupid?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                how can you see with your eyes that the bacteria are dead?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                you should stop eating oats. grains cause autism and you clearly have more than enough of that already

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >i eat 4 eggs a day and hit macros
              post fricking body you fricking skinny fat fricking loser

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >frickin eggs every day just to hit protein goals. it’s fricking gross.
            ngmi

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking at last someone with some fricking braincells.
        Some of these morons dont have anything going on besides going to gym and welfare, so they can cook food at home as a full time job

        cooking a meal takes between 15 and 30 minutes.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I know for a fact you don’t shop, cook or clean if you think it takes 15 minutes. Cleaning alone is 30 minutes if you do it right.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >shop
            takes at most one hour every weekend
            >clean
            clean while you're cooking

            easy. It's like you want to make your life difficult for no reason.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        get a gf you fricking moron

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking at last someone with some fricking braincells.
        Some of these morons dont have anything going on besides going to gym and welfare, so they can cook food at home as a full time job

        grow up you pathetic fricks
        get a wife to cook for you

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >get home from work
        >wife has made dinner and tomorrows lunch in one batch
        >frick her senseless to thank her for cooking so she does it again tomorrow

        it's literally that easy. But sure, have your processed slop and incel life

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        lifehax:
        step 1 drive to 7-11
        step 2 purchase a dozen eggs
        step 3 put them in your 150 watt aliexpress usb blender with a packet of sweetener and powdered milk
        step 4 drink

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >life hax
          >step 1: drive to the fricking most expensive place to find a dozen eggs
          you're a real bright one aren't you

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It takes 6 minutes to cook a burger and most pans fit two burgers at once. How do you not have time lol

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dude what?
          Oats I literally just throw in a bowl and pour the shake in. Maybe chop a banana in as well, it takes 5 minutes max and most of that is just shaking the fricking protein shake
          Eggs, you literally just crack them and leave them in the pan for 5 minutes, fried or scrambled. I like them runny so don't need to cook them for ages
          Beef is maybe 10-15 minutes at MAX but it's still nothing. Literally just chuck it in a pan and move it around.
          Or just do what [...] said and do it all at once in a big ass pot

          >shop
          takes at most one hour every weekend
          >clean
          clean while you're cooking

          easy. It's like you want to make your life difficult for no reason.

          >reddit spacer calling people npcs because they dont drive around with a usb powered minifridge to keep a jug of milk cold
          the absolute state

          i have access to 3$ ergo i have access to protein shakes on the go. do you not have a plan to have three dollars in disposable income? plan your life better

          lifehax:
          step 1 drive to 7-11
          step 2 purchase a dozen eggs
          step 3 put them in your 150 watt aliexpress usb blender with a packet of sweetener and powdered milk
          step 4 drink

          How fricking dense are you, holy SHIT dude
          I literally hit 200g/day with just
          Oats + Protein Shake in the morning - Literally <5 mins prep time
          4 Eggs + a can of tuna later on, again <5 mins
          300g mince beef w/ some pasta, rice, or beans, <10 mins
          It isn't fricking hard.

          you can never make anything at home that tastes as good as a restaurant or convenience store food. They've got food scientists working around the clock to make their food taste the best it ever can. You simply can't compete with that.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            the frick? since when does convenience store food taste "good"? it's about a quick bite not culinary mastery

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              moron

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              for instance the protein shake in OP has been developed by food scientists to taste as good as it possibly can. Beats any protein shake you can make at home

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            i can bake pizza better than my local shit kek

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're a b***h ass homie that sucks at cooking.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          you wanna level up a burger at home? literally just chop the meat up and throw it into a hoagie roll and toast it. whatever toppings you normally do on a burger. ketchup, cheese, whatever the frick. just brown up and chop the meat up, let the cheese hold the meat together after melting it all in the pan. shit is way fricking better than burgers at home tend to be and you can do this with super lean mince and have way more flavor.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            make mine with cinnamon toast crunch ock and get me a warm arizona that a cats been napping on for 4 days

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            homie that's called a philly cheesesteak... not a burger

            i can bake pizza better than my local shit kek

            I'm not talking about your local pizza parlor probably run by immigrants. I'm talking about high quality national chains who managed to beat out all the competititon. They got all kinds of food scientists to develop recipes.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              it's literally wheat and water dude

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                if you think dominos or pizza hut only puts wheat and water you are sorely mistaken and I don't want to taste or even think about your horrible goy slop gruel

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                bait

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                they got all kinds of dough softeners and taste enhancers

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah well i leave my dough in the fridge for 2 days to develop flavor

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                how would adding fridge smell improve your slop?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's covered/sealed in the metal bowl

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                what is that supposed to do if you don't use yeast you massive fricking moron

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no yeast
                ngmi (it being decent 'za)

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeast is just freeze-dried spoiled wheat

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                are you moronic

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                what do you think IDY is

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                what do you think dragin is?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                just dried yeast. Not wheat

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                add water to it, it turns into (wheat) dough

                what is that supposed to do if you don't use yeast you massive fricking moron

                i do use yeast

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >add water to it, it turns into (wheat) dough
                jesus fricking christ you are completely moronic

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                again, what do you believe IDY or ADY to be?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                ok nvm looks like any kind of starch is used when producing IDY
                idc tho going to bed

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's just yeast. do you even know what yeast is?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >calls pizza "'za"
                frick off

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              cheesesteak is made with shaved steak, not ground beef. what you're thinking of is a "chopped cheese", a new york staple. it's literally just a cheeseburger but.. well. yeah. chopped up. same type of idea, different meat.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      spending all day preparing food and then stuffing my face with it fricking sucks anon, especially when i don’t get much enjoyment from eating. i’d rather just get most of what i need from one shitty drink instead of dicking around in the kitchen all day eating shitty food.

    • 7 months ago
      sage

      >Acesulfame P
      >Carrageenan
      >Stevia
      >Sucralose
      >"Nautral Flavors"
      It's slop.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Natural
      >Sea salt
      >Monks
      >Leaf
      This is a holy beverage

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Cellulose Gel/Gum
      enjoy your sawdust.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What's the catch?
    tastes like shit and costs like 4 dollars

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tastes like shit
      tastes like chocolate milk, nothing special but not awful
      >costs like 4 dollars
      yeah they are kind of pricey but it's about the same for that monster or bang

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >but it's about the same for that monster or bang
        And why the frick would you be buying a Monster or Bang in the first place? Holy frick you guys are moronic

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't buy those, it's called a comparison tard

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tastes bad, more protein than can be used in one setting. Guess if you split it into two servings it’d be ok aside from the taste problem. But no one separates bottled drinks. You just chug that shit to feed the zits.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    meat takes 15-30 minutes in the toaster oven depending on what youre making and you can eat carrots milk and eggs all raw but let me guess, you need more?

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wouldnt it be better protein powder?
    >b-but tastes le bad
    use milk, or get over it homosexual

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's fine, I prefer pic related though.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      last time i bought one of these from 711 there was chunks of shit in it

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's unfortunate, I haven't had anything even remotely close to that yet.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          it really was. i checked the expiry date before i bought it and it was still a ways away so im assuming it was a one off but i still havent bought another. i was especially choked because the newer protein milks like this and op arent like the old shakes that tasted chalky and weird

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, maybe it got mishandled or something, punctured the seal somewhere and so spoiled it. Sorry that happened to you anon.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have some intense vanilla muscle milk you can gulp down too

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I have some intense vanilla muscle milk you can gulp down too

        Don't threaten me with a good time.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/M4mbWgc.jpg

      What's the catch?

      last time i bought one of these from 711 there was chunks of shit in it

      it's literally just protein powder + milk sold at an insane markup

      you're literally paying someone else a shit ton to mix your protein powder for you

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah convenience costs extra

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Protein powder is already an ultraprocessed convenience food. Takes less than a minute to prepare.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            sure but if you're on the road and don't have your tub of protein, milk and shaker/mixer then your options become limited yeah?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >needs a mixer for protein shakes
              holy shit kek

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it's literally just protein powder + milk sold at an insane markup
        i bought it at a convenience store moron. thats what you pay for convenience. when in at home i mix milk from my jug of milk with protein from my bag of protein. cant do that when youre driving through another state now can you?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >not having a usb-powdered blender for dozen egg eggnog on-the-road

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >usb-powdered blender
            those things fricking suck. I got one and it can barely handle one scoop of protein powder in 16oz of water

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          bunch of room temperature IQ NPCs up in this thread

          sure but if you're on the road and don't have your tub of protein, milk and shaker/mixer then your options become limited yeah?

          >when you're driving through another state
          >if you're on the road

          this is something you can prepare for if you don't have a Black person tier brain

          I don't do it everyday or something, it's literally just like if I run out of powder at home and waiting on amazon delivery, or if I was heading to the gas station to fill up my car after the gym anyway so might as well.

          >if I run out of powder at home
          buy two tubs and buy a new one when the first one runs out
          easy

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Either plan better or accept not having access to it.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >reddit spacer calling people npcs because they dont drive around with a usb powered minifridge to keep a jug of milk cold
            the absolute state

            i have access to 3$ ergo i have access to protein shakes on the go. do you not have a plan to have three dollars in disposable income? plan your life better

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >implying your goyslop comes anywhere close to my gas station eggnog

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >salmonella
                maybe that's good for gains idk

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                put a drop of alcohol

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't do it everyday or something, it's literally just like if I run out of powder at home and waiting on amazon delivery, or if I was heading to the gas station to fill up my car after the gym anyway so might as well.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    vital wheat gluten $.0072/g
    lentils $.01/g
    ground meat $.012/g
    peanuts $.02/g
    whey $.023/g
    powder milk $.025/g
    eggs $.03/g
    can tuna $.03/g

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sucralose

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    youre drinking negatively cursed milk

    the cows are abused

    I stopped and my life unironically improved

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    These things are a scam. I guarantee you the aminos are nitrogen spiked.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nearly 100 replies and no one to propose dried beef, are you all poor or what ?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not shooting a deer and smoking it

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just sayin', you shouldn't register as a hunter if you want to poach deers. Europe sucks.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    your food scientists spent all the R&D money on softkill weapons sorry to break it to ya kid

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