whats the closest thing to a gym for your face?

whats the closest thing to a gym for your face?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Losing weight
    Plastic surgery

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Low BF, skincare, not going bald (fin), and unfortunately a tan (goes against the skincare part). Also having a good jaw and neck I believe can be enhanced from lifting weights

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      How is a tan suppose to make you more attractive? Is life an NTR comic now?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        pimples, scars, aging lines, and other imperfections are more visible if you're pale
        t. very pale

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you moronic? A tan makes anyone look good as opposed to a video game playing incel who never sees daylight

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody likes brown people, anon, even brown people, if your skin is dogshit thats your problem, but fair-skinned people are always going to be seen as more attarctive

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, you are moronic. Chicks love dark tall and handsome

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Chicks love dark tall and handsome
              They meant a white man with dark hair Black person

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                dark as in brooding, stoic, reticent, mysterious. the trope came from mystery novels until moronic people misinterpreted as hair or skin color

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Chicks love dark tall and handsome
              They meant a white man with dark hair Black person

              White with brown hair and dark eyes.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hell yeah bro chicks love balding white men with fringe comb overs

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Go outside you autistic moron, David laid is attractive

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                David Laid is terribly balding. Get his curved 5 inch penis out of your mouth homosexual

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've seen the video and as someone who has a similar 6'2" frame his penis is at least 6". Probably closer to 6.5". Mine is 7.5" so I have a frame of reference. He's above average and you're coping your ass off.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't even have a strong opinion of the guy, but he's objectively attractive and probably richer/higher status than you. Hating on him just makes it seem like you're coping for some reason lol

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Black person learn the difference between brown and tanned. If you are white you are gonna get a nice orange looking skin tone
            >ib4 israelite/Black person
            I'm pale myself and i wish i would be tanned

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I’m naturally tanned and never see the sun because I’m beautiful

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >brown
            holy shit kys if you think OP pic is "brown"

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you moronic? A tan makes anyone look good as opposed to a video game playing incel who never sees daylight

        are there any pics of incredibly pale bodybuilders?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          None of us here are competing, we just want to look like Chad not open division or even classic division.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Most people look better with a healthy amount of sun. Which is usually just the amount from being outside for a reasonable amount of time and not intentionally tanning. There are some people with perfect pale skin that don't.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Skincare is just tret, using moisturiser and sunscreen when using tret, right?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty much, derma rolling is quite effective too. There's a few other things you can include too, like vitamin C serums and hyaluronic acid which will help a bit

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I see hylaronic acid and vitamin c as wants not so much necessity. I say stick to the basic cleanse, moisturize, sunscreen, and tret.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        SPF50 with excellent UVA protection every day anon. UVA ages your skin and makes you look old.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Surely having to wash sunscreen off your face constantly is just as harmful, think about it
          Also I live in Europe fren, so I am where I’m meant to be naturally

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Non-bullshit skincare:
        >getting a full night of quality sleep every night
        >being low bf% and not fluctuating wildly in weight
        >eliminating or heavily cutting back on booze/smoking
        >daily sunscreen
        >tretinoin nightly
        >AHA + vitamin C serum morningly
        >use good moisturizer as needed
        >humidify your home and work environment

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the hair on your head isn’t face related gagging homosexual

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mewing

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ive been thinking about putting tape over my mouth during the day to force myself to nose breathe, is this moronic?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      can mouthbreathing after ur face shape after ur done growing?
      ive always nose breathed but when im doing cardio sometimes i mouthbreathe

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >affect
        fixed

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You are women

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    neck curls

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    even thots know about mewing know
    just relax your jaw and learn to duckface like a man

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Plastic surgery. That's basically it. Even Tom Cruise & Brad Pitt has had it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Surely that makes people look worse?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        After the fact and years later, yes. But actors and most people will take being better looking right now than being ugly forever

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well, the guys you mentioned look good for their age still now

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, that's because they got skin tightening surgery

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Being tall. Women won't notice you're ugly if you're big. The halo effect of height outmatches face.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      height is relative

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I stop being an Incel? I'm 57, 5/10 face at age 20. I'll be 21 soon. All of my friends are slowly turning on me for being an incel. I’ve never had a woman approach me before, I’ve never approached a woman either. Dating apps didn’t work for me

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just stop caring. If you still hang around women they'll notice you don't care and be more interested than if you act thirsty. Also they're a headache anyway so you might be better off alone anyway.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You’re a moron, have a nice day

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dating apps didn’t work for me

      %3D

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why the frick would I bother editing my pics?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Boosted me 2 points, it just improves the photo quality and hides any trauma that you have

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/5JKmnwV.jpg

        Boosted me 2 points, it just improves the photo quality and hides any trauma that you have

        Are you a woman? Stop lying. The lies fade when you meet in person. Stop wasting people's time.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I lie about my age too since young people age like shit now. You play to win.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Losing weight

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    being lean
    chewing gum
    applying .1 tretinoin

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Being lean
    Having hair, hair that is well groomed
    Moisturizing, staying ance free

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