What's the deal with these? Should I just stick with Falim?

What's the deal with these? Should I just stick with Falim?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they frick up your TMJs

    just use mastic gum

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >they frick up your TMJs
      That's in their "UR DOING IT WRONG" picture but the "how to do it right" is the same one

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >photoshopped picture of guy with different jaw bone as marketing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no it's real

      they dont work, they will never work, stop shilling you fricking moron

      shut up gay also I just ordered another box Falim so go blow a granny

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they dont work, they will never work, stop shilling you fricking moron

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chewing food or mastic gum is way better. You swallow, which is a part of mewing you neglect if you just use those things, and you chew with your lips closed, using not only your front teeth and with natural movement (not up and down), which mean you decrease the chances of ruining your joints and teeth.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mewing
      I doubt that even works for adults since the plates are all fused. The guy who invented it also looks like his head spent a decade stuck in a vice which doesn't exactly add credibility.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I doubt that even works for adults
        My brother in Christ, I know first-hand it works because of a radiography and the non-anecdotal data, to me, clearly indicates it's legit. The sutures, not the plates, don't *start* fusing until your ~60s and it's his son, Mike Mew, who invented mewing. John Mew, the father, invented orthotropics. It doesn't sound like you've seriously looked at the mewing advocate case.

        Anyway, besides the stimulus (mewing) you need nutrition and other things for your face to grow. If you do resistance training and then eat a low-protein meal, you won't have any positive results, something the Mew's neglect.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          who is paying you

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The Mew's are paying me, obviously.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Are ya mewing yet?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Should I just stick with Falim?
      Dear god, yes! Listen to

      These ridiculous, gimmicky things prevent you from sealing your lips, bringing your teeth together, or swallowing properly. Which is most of the problem - not just your jaw strength. You wouldn't even need the Falim if you were living off of gamey meat, vegetables, intact nuts and brown rice. Obviously, you want to restore natural function. Just how silly these things look should tell you that they're a step in the wrong direction.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not up and down
      how should I chew then?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I should've said *straight* up and down movements. You almost certainly already chew properly, employing side to side and back to front movement.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't feel bad for any of the suckers who bought these moronic products

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people think stuff will actually change their bone structure, these same people wouldn't believe hanging upside down for 10 minutes a day makes you taller - that's what I don't get.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    time for some blackpills. masseter hypertrophy CAN look good, but it entirely depends on the length of your ramus and your gonial angle. if you have 105-135° flared gonions yes with a long ramus, yes. but chances are you won't need it. but you can't mask bone structure with muscles. you'll look goofy and bloated and it's a general looksmin

    also don't buy that shit. that's TMJ in a box. just chew gum, mastic or falim

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just call your gay friends up for a training session.
    Start with your asian friend and work your way up to Tyrone.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Falim
    This is the way. There's a reason why The Gigachad is an actual Turk.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >food grade rubber
    >it'll still break down and enter your blood brain barrier but it's food grade so that's fine

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